Are you fed up with the sausage fests, snarky fattitude, and inflated female egos in your city?
Well, after 18 months of hush-hush development, I'm proud to announce that my joint venture with G-Manifesto--to solve this problem--is in its final stages of development. Our goal was simple: to provide men with comfortable and luxurious--but affordable--transport from sausage-fested cities to bitch-rich burgs™.
But, unlike with other terrestrial travel options, you ride RVF Style with us.
Our luxury coaches feature a low-key exterior--to ensure your privacy--and plush amenities in the interior, to ensure your primacy™. Everything you need to get you in that amped-and-ready-to-spit-your-best-game mood is part of the package.
Depending on which service-level option you choose, you can even have unlimited use of the "Private Suite," a mobile pad--with everything you need to seal the deal--that you can bounce you prospects back to from the bar or club. With the coach parked right in the vicinity of your venue, your logistics are always on point.
Planned Amenities
Prices starting at $29**
**one-way economy transport on off-peak days with early-bird reservation
So why am I telling you this? Are we just spamming you with advertisements? Of course not. We need your help.
Can you give us some input?
For starters, Tuthmosis-GManifesto Luxury Bus Lines is just a working title. We want the RVF to help us give a permanent name to this puppy. Please give us your suggestions. Also, we're open to all kinds of input. What services, amenities, and cities would you like to see on our "menu"?
Guys like you are our target demographic, so we want to hear from you!
Well, after 18 months of hush-hush development, I'm proud to announce that my joint venture with G-Manifesto--to solve this problem--is in its final stages of development. Our goal was simple: to provide men with comfortable and luxurious--but affordable--transport from sausage-fested cities to bitch-rich burgs™.
But, unlike with other terrestrial travel options, you ride RVF Style with us.
Our luxury coaches feature a low-key exterior--to ensure your privacy--and plush amenities in the interior, to ensure your primacy™. Everything you need to get you in that amped-and-ready-to-spit-your-best-game mood is part of the package.
Depending on which service-level option you choose, you can even have unlimited use of the "Private Suite," a mobile pad--with everything you need to seal the deal--that you can bounce you prospects back to from the bar or club. With the coach parked right in the vicinity of your venue, your logistics are always on point.
Planned Amenities
- Live DJ (or musicians)
- Cocktail girls
- Open bar (on select service lines)
- Satellite television (with international sports coverage)
- Full-service meals (on select service lines)
- On-site clothes pressing and accessories wardrobe
- Washington DC to New York City
- DC-NY-Montreal
- San Diego-Orange County, CA to Hollywood, CA
- Florida coast to Miami, FL
- Toronto, ON to Montreal, QC
- Zainesville, OH to points East
Prices starting at $29**
**one-way economy transport on off-peak days with early-bird reservation
So why am I telling you this? Are we just spamming you with advertisements? Of course not. We need your help.
Can you give us some input?
For starters, Tuthmosis-GManifesto Luxury Bus Lines is just a working title. We want the RVF to help us give a permanent name to this puppy. Please give us your suggestions. Also, we're open to all kinds of input. What services, amenities, and cities would you like to see on our "menu"?
Guys like you are our target demographic, so we want to hear from you!