Painter, I think I'd like to try my hand at that.
Bojangles, great idea!
Bojangles, great idea!
Fisto Invades SEA (Starting in BKK)
Fisto, Thats the kind of deal guys who live in BKK for years dream of having. Amazing you found something like that in such a short time. Very impressive and thanks for the pics.
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Take some videos Fisto. Not with you in it, or even of game/approach, but more about your adventures there. Make this thread a little video blog. Ask girls silly questions. Film vendors and say it's for a tv show, shit like that. It would be nice to see more of this, although I realize it's kind of a pain in the ass to do and often ruins the moment a bit.
Well guys. I made the classic dumb fuck blunder last night. I met up with THC and Kdog and the night started out great.
I'm dealing with this shit now but basically, I pulled a pretty cute girl from insomnia or insanity or whatever, went and grabbed some food with her, then as I was getting into a cab I saw another girl in a short little pink mini skirt that made my caveman loins override my thinking and I hopped out and got her to get in too.
She was not as hot as my girl but I thought I could try and pull a threesome. When we got to my place the first girl wouldn't come in.
So I sent her on in the cab and took the second girl inside and fucked the hell out of her. We got into an argument and she said she was leaving. " Whatever" I thought.
Well she grabbed my phone and debit card.
Worst part is I realized my phone was missing so I ran out naked about a hundred yards and found her. She showed me her purse, I searched her, she said I was crazy and I thought "well fuck maybe I'm wrong and just misplaced it"
The bitch must have stuck it up her ass.
At any rate I'm out a phone and a debit card and without any money.
I'm temporarily fucked.
I'm dealing with this shit now but basically, I pulled a pretty cute girl from insomnia or insanity or whatever, went and grabbed some food with her, then as I was getting into a cab I saw another girl in a short little pink mini skirt that made my caveman loins override my thinking and I hopped out and got her to get in too.
She was not as hot as my girl but I thought I could try and pull a threesome. When we got to my place the first girl wouldn't come in.
So I sent her on in the cab and took the second girl inside and fucked the hell out of her. We got into an argument and she said she was leaving. " Whatever" I thought.
Well she grabbed my phone and debit card.
Worst part is I realized my phone was missing so I ran out naked about a hundred yards and found her. She showed me her purse, I searched her, she said I was crazy and I thought "well fuck maybe I'm wrong and just misplaced it"
The bitch must have stuck it up her ass.
At any rate I'm out a phone and a debit card and without any money.
I'm temporarily fucked.
Quote: (02-19-2013 01:08 AM)Fisto Wrote:
The bitch must have stuck it up her ass.
At any rate I'm out a phone and a debit card and without any money.
I'm temporarily fucked.
I am thinking we need an emergency RVF fund for situations like this.
Man, this stuff sucks all the fun out of a good time. Sorry to hear about it Fisto. I wonder why they bother with the debit card.
Quote: (02-19-2013 01:20 AM)worldwidetraveler Wrote:
Quote: (02-19-2013 01:08 AM)Fisto Wrote:
The bitch must have stuck it up her ass.
At any rate I'm out a phone and a debit card and without any money.
I'm temporarily fucked.
I am thinking we need an emergency RVF fund for situations like this.
Man, this stuff sucks all the fun out of a good time. Sorry to hear about it Fisto. I wonder why they bother with the debit card.
Crime of opportunity I imagine.
Totally sucks. .
On another note THC has a really good blueprint for shoring out here. I'm actually more irritated about all the girls numbers I got just last night that are now lost.
Holy shit that sucks Fisto. It's been mentioned on the board several times the danger of leaving things out in the open with Thai girls and having a backup cache with emergency credit card.
Quote: (02-19-2013 01:57 AM)Vicious Wrote:
Holy shit that sucks Fisto. It's been mentioned on the board several times the danger of leaving things out in the open with Thai girls and having a backup cache with emergency credit card.
I know man. Honestly I deserve it almost for being that stupid. That's how drunk I was. I really don't remember very much.
@Fisto- man that sucks. Paranoia is good, remember that. And please stop raw-dogging poor-ass asian girls who bang at least 100 dudes/year (if you still are).
The girls who are semi-pros/pros bang at least 3x/week for money if not more. The girls who work at soi cowboy have "barfine quotas". I think at some places its at least 12/month. So when the girls can't "pick up" at work, they go to after-hours to hunt white farang's wallets.
Dont ever forget in Thailand, you-my friend- are the guppie NOT the shark.
Caution fellow warrior...
The girls who are semi-pros/pros bang at least 3x/week for money if not more. The girls who work at soi cowboy have "barfine quotas". I think at some places its at least 12/month. So when the girls can't "pick up" at work, they go to after-hours to hunt white farang's wallets.
Dont ever forget in Thailand, you-my friend- are the guppie NOT the shark.
Caution fellow warrior...
WIA- For most of men, our time being masters of our own fate, kings in our own castles is short. Even those of us in the game will eventually succumb to ease of servitude rather than deal with the malaise of solitude
Yo Fisto - that fucking sucks and I've been there. I remember that losing the numbers always pissed me off the most too. It always seemed to happen on a night when I'd stacked a shitload of them in my phone and met some girls earlier on before getting wasted that didn't seem like total whores (aka real date potential).
There must be someone there who can spot you a few thousand baht or someone back home who can Western Union you some dough, eh? If not, pm me.
There must be someone there who can spot you a few thousand baht or someone back home who can Western Union you some dough, eh? If not, pm me.
Beyond All Seas
"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling
"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling
Thanks brother, I should be ok. I'm trying to sort it out now.
@Fisto: that sucks bro hope it works out. I've had girls steal iPhones, Ray-Bans etc. Thieving sluts.
None of this is to harp on you, Fisto - I'd never bust out criticism on a recently wounded soldier. But here are some tips for guys that are in BKK as this is a common problem out there, and everyone will actually be taking it seriously after reading your post. If it's going to make you bitter or annoyed, don't read this right now. I know how it can feel to get lectured after a smack in the face of bad luck, and that's not my intent here.
Anyhow, to the rest of you, this is shit you should always be thinking of in Thailand or any other place remotely like it. Shit, I think like this in America, but then you don't want to be like me.
Doesn't sound like Fisto had an issue with cash, but if you have any decent amount of cash in your room, and I'm a strictly cash kind of cat, so I always do, be sure to hide it. I'm sure I don't need to tell the seasoned vets here to avoid the obvious places like in a sock drawer or under a mattress, right?
One of the very first things I EVER do when checking into a new room is look for creative spots to hide my money. I keep an eye out for potential spots when surveying the room before handing over the passport and it qualifies as criteria when choosing a good spot. For a long-term dwelling, it's paramount.
In a lampshade is a good spot, but only with certain types of lampshades. Inside a hollow lamp is much better.
In the back of a toilet (put in plastic bag and set on top of the “machinery”).
Underneath the trash bag that sits in the trash can (just be sure to take it out before ever letting someone clean the room!).
On the very top (and pushed to the very back, against the wall, to require reaching) of a tall armoire – remembering that Thais are short and probably won't even think to look there. Or on anything else high up and seemingly discrete.
Stuffed in the bottom of a fast food bag that looks like trash. I hide stuff in my trash a lot, but you have to be Nazi about remembering what's in there and where and be sure you're the only one who'll have access to throw it out!
Inside a book with pages cut out.
Inside a ceiling panel that lifts up.
In a pair of socks.
Here's one my faves – wrap it up in underwear and put it somewhere in your laundry pile – good for cell phones when bitches are over. Make sure it's off though. LOL Keep in mind that it's very taboo for a Thai person to touch another person's underwear, especially when they're a woman and you're a man. If they think them shits is dirty, they won't touch them to save their life. And they probably would never think to in the first place.
In the toe of a pair of shoes is a good place. Shoes are taboo for Thais as well, as you know. Insert money, stuff socks in after money, toss clothes over shoes as if a random dirty pile.
In the pocket of clothes hung up to dry.
Take clothes to a local tailor and have them a sew in hidden pockets. I'd imagine any decent seamstress should be able to manage, though this is an idea I've yet to follow through on.
If you buy toilet paper rolls in bulk, you can stash money and other thing inside the rolls. Just peel a small piece of plastic back on the the bottom and stuff it up in there. Put package back in place. Any kind of boxes in the bathroom are good for this too – as long as it's not something that gets handled on a regular basis by visitors, so make sure the t.p. stays stocked.
Inside a couch is another solid one. Not just stuffed in the cushions – flip that bitch up on it's back and you'll often find some great places to hide money and other valuables. This is very true for hide-a-bed style couches, though they're a bit heavier to flip around. If you rarely acces the funds (or whatever), pull out the hide-a-bed, lay it on the mattress, and then fold it all back up with the shit inside. No proper panicked thief is going pull it out while scouring the place. They want easy cash - or more importantly, fast. Grab and go is their forte.
If the cushions are the kind with zip-on covers, that can work – not as obvious as under the bed mattress at least.
Inside any food containers, especially in boxes with a bag inside, as you can slip it inside and insert the bag, still holding food, back in over it. Put it in something Thai girls don't eat if possible.
If you have a balcony, this is priceless! No thief ever expects you to stash valuables outside! Of course, you'll probably need some patio furniture, potted plants, a standing ashtray, or a small waste basket out there to make it work, but again, outside hiding spots are the bees fucking knees.
Hell, I've even hidden cash, which is fairly hard to damage, inside refrigerators and freezers for short periods of time – always inside something in case hoes get hungry.
I almost make it a game to find cool new hiding places. I'm weird. But no one ever gets my money.
Another great idea with phones is to stash the expensive one at home when out drinking and have a cheap little prepaid phone for drunken nights. For many, aware that Thais see great value in stupid shit like pricey-looking cellular telephones, this won't do at all. but it's a thought.
Here's my personal favorite though – noting, meanwhile, that it's not very handy when taking your clothes off to shag a bitch. http://www.amazon.com/Travel-Money-Belt-...money+belt
It's a money belt that goes around your calf. I always keep half of my cash in there. I keep the other half somewhere else for the off-chance someone gets this stash; that way I'm not left empty-handed.
I keep my credit cards and passport in this too, and it Velcros tightly around my calf so I always feel it there.
No one ever sees this. My khakis and jeans alike hang right over it. And thieves never expect a money belt on your calf.
Even if I got robbed, the chances of them finding it are slim to none. If they aren't outnumbering me or packing some serious steel, they're going to get my foot through their teeth before they ever get that close to my calf and I'll be halfway across town while they're picking up the pieces.
Be careful with the those though because the Velcro does wear out after a while. Fortunately, you'll feel it slipping down your calf inside your pants if it ever does. Best to check it for wear from time to time, safety pin it for additional security, or create your own straps.
As far as the "help" goes, I always keep a Do Not Disturb sign on my door, and if there's an outer padlock, I hang a lock on it. When I'm ready to get my room cleaned, I pack all my portable shit that's worth anything up in my daypack and head to a nearby restaurant to work while the bitches scrub the pooh stains off my toilet lid.
Sometimes I don't feel like leaving though and I just stay out of the way, sitting on the couch and working on my computer. Often with my valuables hidden right beneath me.![[Image: biggrin.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
If a girl stumbles across your hiding spot some time, she'll probably just laugh (if you're there watching lol). Thais are often astounded by how surprisingly "clever" the average think-outside-the-box farang can be - she may very well even use that exact word, "clever." You can then cut her loose or find a new spot and try to be more creative next time. If you hang out with the right type of girls (and this often also includes hookers – many bar girls will not rip you off even if given a perfect chance), you won't ever have to worry.
I know what you guys are thinking. What the fuck am I supposed to do when some slut creeps in the door with me at 4 a.m. With my cock already planted halfway inside her mouth?
Indeed, the hardest part is when you got random bitches over, like Fisto did, and especially when coming in with your lids half-closed and your mind still back on Soi Cowboy.
Preparation is the first key here. Make sure all your shit is secure before you go out so it's not an issue later. Take only enough cash to make it through the night and maybe stash an extra thousand baht or two in your shoe or somewhere else on your person in case you get caught out with no cash for a ride home, etc.
If you bring a bitch home and still have a decent amount of control of your frontal lobe, either wait for her to go in the bathroom and stash your phone (turn it off first) and other shit real quick, or, if you've got a dope hiding spot (not to be confused with a dope-hiding spot) in the bathroom, like in the toilet paper rolls or back of the toilet, go take a piss and do your stashing while in there.
You can often get away with this even if your pantelones come off as soon as you step in the house. Because chances are she won't get sticky fingers with you standing right in front of her (well, unless she's torquing your meat around with an eager velocity), so just crumple your threads up and toss them well away from the bed (and thus well away from her grubby fingers).
She'll most likely go piss after you get back from pound town, so you can then stand up, jog your naked ass across the room, and secure your valuables at that point.
Have a motorbike? If it's got a proper chain and isn't likely to get stolen, you can leave stuff inside the seat on many models. Those seats that you unlock with a key to refuel often have a cubby that's perfect for cell phones and other things.
This is achieved by walking her halfway to the door, "remembering" that you "forgot" something in the bike, and jogging back while she stands and waits for you. Dig around uner the seat, stashing your shit, and maybe even grab something to take with you as a support for the story. I've planted shit in there just to keep this excuse on hand for weird situations.
Don't let anyone see you do it, and be sure the actual motorbike itself is not at a high risk of getting stolen, as your shit will obviously be going for a ride with it if it does. Chained up and sandwiched in a sea of other bikes means safety levels have probably been achieved.
I wouldn't leave it in there too long but it'll do in a pinch.
Of course, when you're fucked up, a lot of these last minute efforts go out the window. Controlling the drinking and choosing company wisely go a long way – not that I'm one to talk with all my escapades of mayhem in the Land of Sloppy Smiles.
It is what it is, I suppose - control what you can control and the rest is just the sauce of life...
Oh, and I've even been drugged a couple times in Thailand too, so watch your drinks, my friends!
Just a few things we should all be thinking about...
Anyhow, to the rest of you, this is shit you should always be thinking of in Thailand or any other place remotely like it. Shit, I think like this in America, but then you don't want to be like me.
Doesn't sound like Fisto had an issue with cash, but if you have any decent amount of cash in your room, and I'm a strictly cash kind of cat, so I always do, be sure to hide it. I'm sure I don't need to tell the seasoned vets here to avoid the obvious places like in a sock drawer or under a mattress, right?
One of the very first things I EVER do when checking into a new room is look for creative spots to hide my money. I keep an eye out for potential spots when surveying the room before handing over the passport and it qualifies as criteria when choosing a good spot. For a long-term dwelling, it's paramount.
In a lampshade is a good spot, but only with certain types of lampshades. Inside a hollow lamp is much better.
In the back of a toilet (put in plastic bag and set on top of the “machinery”).
Underneath the trash bag that sits in the trash can (just be sure to take it out before ever letting someone clean the room!).
On the very top (and pushed to the very back, against the wall, to require reaching) of a tall armoire – remembering that Thais are short and probably won't even think to look there. Or on anything else high up and seemingly discrete.
Stuffed in the bottom of a fast food bag that looks like trash. I hide stuff in my trash a lot, but you have to be Nazi about remembering what's in there and where and be sure you're the only one who'll have access to throw it out!
Inside a book with pages cut out.
Inside a ceiling panel that lifts up.
In a pair of socks.
Here's one my faves – wrap it up in underwear and put it somewhere in your laundry pile – good for cell phones when bitches are over. Make sure it's off though. LOL Keep in mind that it's very taboo for a Thai person to touch another person's underwear, especially when they're a woman and you're a man. If they think them shits is dirty, they won't touch them to save their life. And they probably would never think to in the first place.
In the toe of a pair of shoes is a good place. Shoes are taboo for Thais as well, as you know. Insert money, stuff socks in after money, toss clothes over shoes as if a random dirty pile.
In the pocket of clothes hung up to dry.
Take clothes to a local tailor and have them a sew in hidden pockets. I'd imagine any decent seamstress should be able to manage, though this is an idea I've yet to follow through on.
If you buy toilet paper rolls in bulk, you can stash money and other thing inside the rolls. Just peel a small piece of plastic back on the the bottom and stuff it up in there. Put package back in place. Any kind of boxes in the bathroom are good for this too – as long as it's not something that gets handled on a regular basis by visitors, so make sure the t.p. stays stocked.
Inside a couch is another solid one. Not just stuffed in the cushions – flip that bitch up on it's back and you'll often find some great places to hide money and other valuables. This is very true for hide-a-bed style couches, though they're a bit heavier to flip around. If you rarely acces the funds (or whatever), pull out the hide-a-bed, lay it on the mattress, and then fold it all back up with the shit inside. No proper panicked thief is going pull it out while scouring the place. They want easy cash - or more importantly, fast. Grab and go is their forte.
If the cushions are the kind with zip-on covers, that can work – not as obvious as under the bed mattress at least.
Inside any food containers, especially in boxes with a bag inside, as you can slip it inside and insert the bag, still holding food, back in over it. Put it in something Thai girls don't eat if possible.
If you have a balcony, this is priceless! No thief ever expects you to stash valuables outside! Of course, you'll probably need some patio furniture, potted plants, a standing ashtray, or a small waste basket out there to make it work, but again, outside hiding spots are the bees fucking knees.
Hell, I've even hidden cash, which is fairly hard to damage, inside refrigerators and freezers for short periods of time – always inside something in case hoes get hungry.
I almost make it a game to find cool new hiding places. I'm weird. But no one ever gets my money.
Another great idea with phones is to stash the expensive one at home when out drinking and have a cheap little prepaid phone for drunken nights. For many, aware that Thais see great value in stupid shit like pricey-looking cellular telephones, this won't do at all. but it's a thought.
Here's my personal favorite though – noting, meanwhile, that it's not very handy when taking your clothes off to shag a bitch. http://www.amazon.com/Travel-Money-Belt-...money+belt
It's a money belt that goes around your calf. I always keep half of my cash in there. I keep the other half somewhere else for the off-chance someone gets this stash; that way I'm not left empty-handed.
I keep my credit cards and passport in this too, and it Velcros tightly around my calf so I always feel it there.
No one ever sees this. My khakis and jeans alike hang right over it. And thieves never expect a money belt on your calf.
Even if I got robbed, the chances of them finding it are slim to none. If they aren't outnumbering me or packing some serious steel, they're going to get my foot through their teeth before they ever get that close to my calf and I'll be halfway across town while they're picking up the pieces.
Be careful with the those though because the Velcro does wear out after a while. Fortunately, you'll feel it slipping down your calf inside your pants if it ever does. Best to check it for wear from time to time, safety pin it for additional security, or create your own straps.
As far as the "help" goes, I always keep a Do Not Disturb sign on my door, and if there's an outer padlock, I hang a lock on it. When I'm ready to get my room cleaned, I pack all my portable shit that's worth anything up in my daypack and head to a nearby restaurant to work while the bitches scrub the pooh stains off my toilet lid.
Sometimes I don't feel like leaving though and I just stay out of the way, sitting on the couch and working on my computer. Often with my valuables hidden right beneath me.
If a girl stumbles across your hiding spot some time, she'll probably just laugh (if you're there watching lol). Thais are often astounded by how surprisingly "clever" the average think-outside-the-box farang can be - she may very well even use that exact word, "clever." You can then cut her loose or find a new spot and try to be more creative next time. If you hang out with the right type of girls (and this often also includes hookers – many bar girls will not rip you off even if given a perfect chance), you won't ever have to worry.
I know what you guys are thinking. What the fuck am I supposed to do when some slut creeps in the door with me at 4 a.m. With my cock already planted halfway inside her mouth?
Indeed, the hardest part is when you got random bitches over, like Fisto did, and especially when coming in with your lids half-closed and your mind still back on Soi Cowboy.
Preparation is the first key here. Make sure all your shit is secure before you go out so it's not an issue later. Take only enough cash to make it through the night and maybe stash an extra thousand baht or two in your shoe or somewhere else on your person in case you get caught out with no cash for a ride home, etc.
If you bring a bitch home and still have a decent amount of control of your frontal lobe, either wait for her to go in the bathroom and stash your phone (turn it off first) and other shit real quick, or, if you've got a dope hiding spot (not to be confused with a dope-hiding spot) in the bathroom, like in the toilet paper rolls or back of the toilet, go take a piss and do your stashing while in there.
You can often get away with this even if your pantelones come off as soon as you step in the house. Because chances are she won't get sticky fingers with you standing right in front of her (well, unless she's torquing your meat around with an eager velocity), so just crumple your threads up and toss them well away from the bed (and thus well away from her grubby fingers).
She'll most likely go piss after you get back from pound town, so you can then stand up, jog your naked ass across the room, and secure your valuables at that point.
Have a motorbike? If it's got a proper chain and isn't likely to get stolen, you can leave stuff inside the seat on many models. Those seats that you unlock with a key to refuel often have a cubby that's perfect for cell phones and other things.
This is achieved by walking her halfway to the door, "remembering" that you "forgot" something in the bike, and jogging back while she stands and waits for you. Dig around uner the seat, stashing your shit, and maybe even grab something to take with you as a support for the story. I've planted shit in there just to keep this excuse on hand for weird situations.
Don't let anyone see you do it, and be sure the actual motorbike itself is not at a high risk of getting stolen, as your shit will obviously be going for a ride with it if it does. Chained up and sandwiched in a sea of other bikes means safety levels have probably been achieved.
I wouldn't leave it in there too long but it'll do in a pinch.
Of course, when you're fucked up, a lot of these last minute efforts go out the window. Controlling the drinking and choosing company wisely go a long way – not that I'm one to talk with all my escapades of mayhem in the Land of Sloppy Smiles.
It is what it is, I suppose - control what you can control and the rest is just the sauce of life...
Oh, and I've even been drugged a couple times in Thailand too, so watch your drinks, my friends!
Just a few things we should all be thinking about...
Beyond All Seas
"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling
"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling
Great informative post, would rep you for it but I already repped you a few months ago.
Another good tip would be lock your room from the inside when the girl is inside and hide the key. They can't get out after they stole your stuff unless you open the door. Always check your valuables before you let the girl out.
Of course this isn't necessary every time but usually the first time a girl comes over and I don't know her very well, I hide my stuff. Paranoia is good when traveling. It keeps you on your toes and out of trouble.
If I would live somwhere for a longer period of time I would definitely buy a few of those screws with a ring (no idea what they're named in English) and a padlock to lock the door from inside. Just make sure you don't damage the door too much. I'm sure the management would love to charge a shitload of money to you for damaging their door with a 2 mm hole.
In hostels I used to sleep with my jeans (including safety pocket for money and passport) under my pillow and I used a laptop lock cable connected to the metal frame of my backpack. With another cable I secured the backpack to a metal pipe or a bed or something. No one can just take the laptop out of your bag or the bag out of your room without having to cut the steel cables.
laptop cable can be bought for 3 dollars and a safety cable with number lock for about 10 to 15 dollars.
I never carry much cash around unless I'm going to places with ATMs which is basically only very very secluded places like unknown islands or dictatorships like Myanmar (Birma)
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Use this to lock your backpack (put cord through the metal frame) or suitcase to a metal pipe or large object like bed or a chair. No one is gonna walk away with a backpack with a chair attached to it and it would take time and effort to break it loose. Two things a thief doesn't like.
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Use this hidden pocket under your pants/jeans/shorts. The dark straps go on your belt. It's way more comfortable than those ball warming hidden pockets in the front. Trust me, they will sweat your nuts off and can still be pickpocketed believe it or not. The one in the picture sits tight on your hip and is impossible to remove without noticing.
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laptop lock cable. Cheap one costs about 3 to 4 dollar, can save you hundreds to thousands if your one of those Macbook users.
Another good tip would be lock your room from the inside when the girl is inside and hide the key. They can't get out after they stole your stuff unless you open the door. Always check your valuables before you let the girl out.
Of course this isn't necessary every time but usually the first time a girl comes over and I don't know her very well, I hide my stuff. Paranoia is good when traveling. It keeps you on your toes and out of trouble.
If I would live somwhere for a longer period of time I would definitely buy a few of those screws with a ring (no idea what they're named in English) and a padlock to lock the door from inside. Just make sure you don't damage the door too much. I'm sure the management would love to charge a shitload of money to you for damaging their door with a 2 mm hole.
In hostels I used to sleep with my jeans (including safety pocket for money and passport) under my pillow and I used a laptop lock cable connected to the metal frame of my backpack. With another cable I secured the backpack to a metal pipe or a bed or something. No one can just take the laptop out of your bag or the bag out of your room without having to cut the steel cables.
laptop cable can be bought for 3 dollars and a safety cable with number lock for about 10 to 15 dollars.
I never carry much cash around unless I'm going to places with ATMs which is basically only very very secluded places like unknown islands or dictatorships like Myanmar (Birma)
[attachment=10101]
Use this to lock your backpack (put cord through the metal frame) or suitcase to a metal pipe or large object like bed or a chair. No one is gonna walk away with a backpack with a chair attached to it and it would take time and effort to break it loose. Two things a thief doesn't like.
[attachment=10102]
Use this hidden pocket under your pants/jeans/shorts. The dark straps go on your belt. It's way more comfortable than those ball warming hidden pockets in the front. Trust me, they will sweat your nuts off and can still be pickpocketed believe it or not. The one in the picture sits tight on your hip and is impossible to remove without noticing.
[attachment=10103]
laptop lock cable. Cheap one costs about 3 to 4 dollar, can save you hundreds to thousands if your one of those Macbook users.
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Yeah BB all good tips. I've been in a lot of shady places before but in this case I was too drunk to even think about it until it was too late.
One moment of indiscretion......
Oh well, I'll be ok.
One moment of indiscretion......
Oh well, I'll be ok.
Quote: (02-19-2013 05:21 AM)Fisto Wrote:
Yeah BB all good tips. I've been in a lot of shady places before but in this case I was too drunk to even think about it until it was too late.
One moment of indiscretion......
Oh well, I'll be ok.
Haha Yep, it could have been a lot worse...
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Beyond All Seas
"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling
"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling
Damn, she probably engineered the argument as an excuse to make her getaway once she had your stuff and you were in the perfect condition for the ripoff.
The plus side is that this probably won't ever happen to you again. Whatever the dollar amount she stole is the price of the lesson. You can be aware that bad things happen but actually experiencing it drives the message home.
This is the type of drama that makes good literature!
The plus side is that this probably won't ever happen to you again. Whatever the dollar amount she stole is the price of the lesson. You can be aware that bad things happen but actually experiencing it drives the message home.
This is the type of drama that makes good literature!
Eureka!
So I went back to my apartment after working out and said "Maybe I missed something while I was hungover". I went back through all my shit and found my ATM card.
So now I just have to replace my phone. Probably for a few hundred bucks.
Disaster averted.
Going to hit it hard tonight.
So I went back to my apartment after working out and said "Maybe I missed something while I was hungover". I went back through all my shit and found my ATM card.
So now I just have to replace my phone. Probably for a few hundred bucks.
Disaster averted.
Going to hit it hard tonight.
Quote: (02-19-2013 06:56 AM)Fisto Wrote:
Eureka!
So I went back to my apartment after working out and said "Maybe I missed something while I was hungover". I went back through all my shit and found my ATM card.
So now I just have to replace my phone. Probably for a few hundred bucks.
Disaster averted.
Going to hit it hard tonight.
Man, I can imagine the relief. Just make sure to build a stash before you hit it again. These girls will test you!
Last night:
Met up with THC, Kdog, and THC's buddy in soi Cowboy. I had been wanting to go out in this atmosphere for awhile now and see how these guys roll.
THC has this down to a pretty good routine.
I'll let him break it down.
We had some beers at a pool joint before heading over to one of these dancing shows. There were some fine ass girls working. A couple with huge perfect natural tits. We were a hit there.
I walked into the bathroom which has girls in the guys bathroom, and the chicks would come over and check out my dick.
This one tranny mamasan came over after I walked out and the girls were giggling and shit and she/he grabbed my dick outside my pants and started bragggin to the girls about how big etc.
This got them all crazy and wanting to touch it and before long I was doing shots (for free) with them and hanging out.
THC told me before hand DO NOT pay these chicks if you want to get anywhere with them. Always ask to see them on their night off. I got 4 very sexy girls numbers and they all seemed fine with me talking to all of them at once (I can get behind that)
Then we rolled over to insanity or whatever it's called and it was on. We rolled through that place like a tornado, making out with girls left and right, causing girls to get pissed and jealous. I was shitfaced from all the shots at the girl bar and that's what led to my amateur night.
Painter, I'm pretty sure out argument wasn't orchestrated by her, I was trying to fuck her in the ass after making her bleed all over my bed.
So....I can't be too upset with her for that haha
Met up with THC, Kdog, and THC's buddy in soi Cowboy. I had been wanting to go out in this atmosphere for awhile now and see how these guys roll.
THC has this down to a pretty good routine.
I'll let him break it down.
We had some beers at a pool joint before heading over to one of these dancing shows. There were some fine ass girls working. A couple with huge perfect natural tits. We were a hit there.
I walked into the bathroom which has girls in the guys bathroom, and the chicks would come over and check out my dick.
This one tranny mamasan came over after I walked out and the girls were giggling and shit and she/he grabbed my dick outside my pants and started bragggin to the girls about how big etc.
This got them all crazy and wanting to touch it and before long I was doing shots (for free) with them and hanging out.
THC told me before hand DO NOT pay these chicks if you want to get anywhere with them. Always ask to see them on their night off. I got 4 very sexy girls numbers and they all seemed fine with me talking to all of them at once (I can get behind that)
Then we rolled over to insanity or whatever it's called and it was on. We rolled through that place like a tornado, making out with girls left and right, causing girls to get pissed and jealous. I was shitfaced from all the shots at the girl bar and that's what led to my amateur night.
Painter, I'm pretty sure out argument wasn't orchestrated by her, I was trying to fuck her in the ass after making her bleed all over my bed.
So....I can't be too upset with her for that haha
Quote: (02-19-2013 07:09 AM)Fisto Wrote:
Last night:
Met up with THC, Kdog, and THC's buddy in soi Cowboy. I had been wanting to go out in this atmosphere for awhile now and see how these guys roll.
Hahaha, great night last night -- too bad this girl jacked your phone though, that sucks. I usually leave my wallet and my phone in my jeans and then roll my jeans up and put it somewhere I can keep an eye on it. If I take a shower I take it with me into the bathroom.
Quote: (02-19-2013 07:09 AM)Fisto Wrote:
THC has this down to a pretty good routine.
I'll let him break it down.
We had some beers at a pool joint before heading over to one of these dancing shows. There were some fine ass girls working. A couple with huge perfect natural tits. We were a hit there.
I walked into the bathroom which has girls in the guys bathroom, and the chicks would come over and check out my dick.
This one tranny mamasan came over after I walked out and the girls were giggling and shit and she/he grabbed my dick outside my pants and started bragggin to the girls about how big etc.
This got them all crazy and wanting to touch it and before long I was doing shots (for free) with them and hanging out.
THC told me before hand DO NOT pay these chicks if you want to get anywhere with them. Always ask to see them on their night off. I got 4 very sexy girls numbers and they all seemed fine with me talking to all of them at once (I can get behind that)
Yeah, that's basically it, if you want to shore at Soi Cowboy go early and go for the number close. They may claim they don't have a day off but if they like you and you ran good game on them, you can expect some txt too meet for a day 2. Then you're golden.
Some will even meet you when another random dude has barfined them for a full week or something.
I think one of you guys requested a birthday song yesterday in that bar at Soi Cowboy cause I remember walking passed the strippers and one of the jumps on me and started grinding her pussy in my face... lol
Quote: (02-19-2013 07:09 AM)Fisto Wrote:
Then we rolled over to insanity or whatever it's called and it was on. We rolled through that place like a tornado, making out with girls left and right, causing girls to get pissed and jealous. I was shitfaced from all the shots at the girl bar and that's what led to my amateur night.
Painter, I'm pretty sure out argument wasn't orchestrated by her, I was trying to fuck her in the ass after making her bleed all over my bed.
So....I can't be too upset with her for that haha
Insanity was a blast again. I think we were in there together for 30 seconds before we were all making out and grinding with girls. I pulled a girl to my room 15 minutes after arriving in the club, but once she was in my room she started asking for money - though I already made clear I was not paying.
So I kicked her out and went back to Insanity and found a hotter girl. This time things went very smoothly. She was a little bit of a freak and let me film her so I have some very nice digital memories ;-)
My buddy also shored a girl later at night, he worked out a new technique on shoring :| good stuff!! I'm gonna try it as well and report if I can pull it off as well, else he will break it down on the game forum later.
THC - Just tried to call you
Somethings off with the forum messages I think
Somethings off with the forum messages I think
haha Fisto man, you're crazy, you made her ass bleed? hahaha
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