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01-13-2016, 12:11 PM
Unless you can keep it a secret and have very few family and friends your life as you knew it will be over. Beggars, thieves and other low life will make it their destiny to get their hands on you and the money.
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01-13-2016, 12:20 PM
I used to work at a grocery store and would see moms with 4 mixed race kids use their EBT card to get milk and bread and then pay cash for cigarettes and lottery tickets.
Not a single successful-looking person ever bought so much as a scratcher.
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01-13-2016, 01:23 PM
Mathematically speaking, you could almost guarantee winning and coming out ahead with the current $1.5 billion jackpot.
Your odds of winning the jackpot are 1 in 292,201,338. At $2 per ticket, all you'd need to do is buy every single combination of numbers for a total cost of $584,402,676.
If you're the sole winner of the jackpot, you'd come out almost $1 billion ahead.
Even if you have to split the jackpot with someone else, you'd still be $166 million ahead.
And you'd only have to pay taxes on the net gain, since you could deduct the original $584,402,676 investment as gambling losses.
The only way you wouldn't come out ahead is if you have to split the jackpot with 2 other people. But what are the odds of that?
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01-13-2016, 01:30 PM
Non-US citizens can win too.
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01-13-2016, 01:30 PM
^ might not be a terrible idea, plus the jackpot would increase by about 1/3 of the money you spent so around $200M. There's always the chance that you'll end up splitting with more than just one other person though in which case you'd be screwed
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01-13-2016, 01:37 PM
^ Good point. I didn't consider that if you "invested" $584,402,676 buying all the numbers, you'd single-handedly push the jackpot to over $2 billion. In which case, you'd only be screwed if the jackpot was split 4 ways or more.
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01-13-2016, 09:08 PM
The 'stupid tax' line is a bit hackneyed and clichéd. As long as you think of it as a consumption good and not an investment vehicle, for $2 every few months (whenever the jackpot goes over $100m or whatever) you can buy yourself a pleasant afternoon of 'what if' speculation. Cheaper than a movie ticket.
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01-13-2016, 09:49 PM
When the Italian-Americans ran numbers back in the 1920s, it was considered "immoral" and made illegal.
Then the government took over numbers running, renamed it "Lottery" and suddenly it became moral. And legal!
This is a metaphor for life in the United States. What Big Daddy Government determines is moral or immoral is whatever they say it is at the time...just because they say so. I have a hard time swallowing their Lottery ads ("Gotta play to win!") considering all this.
There's also the issue of how they made online poker illegal and are now doing the same with fantasy sports. Here in Maryland, officials are "cracking down" on a bunch of fat suburban guys obsessed with baseball, yet allow carnage and mayhem to go unchecked every night in Baltimore City. Profits are their real priority.
So after all that, it's probably needless to say I despise gambling -- so long as it's government-run gambling. I *might* play Lottery if it were citizen-run. But I have no interest it making the lazy, stupid tyrants in government who run it even richer.
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01-13-2016, 09:59 PM
$40 for me. I never play, but figured what the hell. I'm not one of these goons playing once a week, it's almost too big not to play... Maybe once in 15 yrs. Worst case scenario I have a good story.
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01-13-2016, 10:38 PM
Echo the sentiment that $2 is totally worth all the pleasure I get from daydreaming about what I'd do with the loot.
Pretty sad to see some of my employees wracked with powerball fever though. Have a cook who makes $11/hr (still pretty good wages in this working class area) tell me sotto voce that he and his wife bought $600 of tickets and prayed over the basket they kept them in last night.
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01-13-2016, 10:47 PM
I can't wait for someone to win so this story goes away.
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01-13-2016, 11:14 PM
Great comment on zerohedge.com powerball
The real problem is overwhelming people'ss desperation and
hopelessness as they see their future in black, working minimum or inadequate to the cost of living, wage job with no possibility of advancement or facing shrinking retirement income.
It is a great example of resorting to mass magical thinking
as a substitute for independence and autonomy and self-effacement in all historical totalitarian imperial regimes including Roman Empire running lottery daily.
It is another sign of collapse of civilization when people
spend their food or rent money for lottery tickets designed to rob them blind but setting up chances to win billion times lower than a chance of survival after a jump from a skyscraper.
I do not see people, except for some bankers or enslaved
former lottery players, to commit mass jump from the "freedom" tower in NYC as solution to the problem championed by the president.
Lottery is one of many propaganda outfit to keep slaves from
revolt or mass suicide, since it supposedly gives you motivation to survive another week to have another false chance to change fate of a slave. But it is just a cruel lie.
Lottery and all gambling should be illegal since destroys
peoples lives and divide communities and families including those who supposedly win money and 90% of them lost everything, filed for bankruptcy.
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01-13-2016, 11:20 PM
Winning ticket sold in SC I hear.
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01-13-2016, 11:33 PM
Winning Number: 4 8 19 27 34 and PB# 10
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01-14-2016, 12:15 AM
Chances are, if some poor sap won, they'll be broke within a decade.
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01-14-2016, 12:28 AM
There's a photo going around of a skater filmer winning the lotto up in Chino Hills, CA apparently his buddy, my friend confirmed it also.
I honestly think it might be fake and they're fucking with people.