[Don Cojones]

Ali, I'm happy to see you're still alive after that meltdown last night. Joking aside, it was cool to meet you guys.

For the entertainment of the forum here are some quotes from last night:

Emech: I'm the most interesting man in this country! (repeated every second minute)

Ali: I can't even get a prostitute to stay over! Some times I cry myself to sleep (after being flaked on)

I just met Fisto briefly as he brought a girl back to the hotel. He had a content smirk on his face.

As Ali and I were the only guys without chicas the evil driver took us for some late night comfort food. Obviously he overpriced the hell out of us.

All in all, it was a great time and I can now understand the craziness as chronicled in now several threads on here.

[G Trooper]

Playaassss!

After reading what looked like an epic time in SD by Ali and others, I booked a flight and got into SD last night.

This city is fucking asstastic. If y'all wanna are partying during the night I am down. I'm a gringo from Miami and I speakeee Spanish. I leave Sunday.

Peace

[patron]

Wow, the rooshvforum is taking over the DR!!!

[chochemonger1]

(11-21-2012 01:43 PM)patron Wrote:  

Wow, the rooshvforum is taking over the DR!!!

I will be there in January, but will mostly stay in Santiago.
Hopefully the rooshvforum can take over a little section of Russia this summer too.

[freshcream]

Arriving with two or three friends in mid-January ^^

[Aliblahba]

We stopped at a place on the highway for fisto to take a shit. On the way out we pulled next to two girls in an SUV. They were mad sexy. We got their numbers and plan on going to the river with them to hang out and grill. We are getting numbers on the fly.

Fisto had an epic hotel room meltdown. They tried to put him in a room that looked smaller than Bender's room at Robot Arms. Lol.

[el mechanico]

The scene looked kinda like this.....
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[Duke Castile]

Har Har Har

Ali is trying to bandy the word "meltdown" around because he doesn't want to be the only one having meltdowns and Mechanico is just trying to cause them.

Ok last night; I recovered enough to make it out and meet the girl. Just as remembered her ass was enormous and round, her waist was tiny. We made her a drink and sorted out the plan while trying to make arrangements to meet up with Don Cojones. My girl and I decided to break off and get some food since I hadn't eaten all day.

We had some Presidentes and were heavily touching other. Girls here are stuck back in time on being gamed and they love feeling intimate. DO NOT agree to let her bring a friend or sister. They want to do this to feel comfortable but also because as soon as you get them alone it's just on. My girl was trying to get me to hurry up and get the check so we could leave.

We went back to my hotel and as I'm walking up I see a completely smashed Ali with sagging eyes and a sagging cigarette. I yell "Que pasa muchacho!" and Ali looks up angrily as if someone is taunting him. Don Cojones is there and the smirk he's describing that I was wearing had to do with me laughing at how difficult Ali can be when he's smashed.

We went up to my room and it was on as soon as the door closed. Then her phone rang and I could hear a guys voice. I don't speak Spanish but I understand "en hospital". Then the guy switched over to English "I want to know where you are" and she soothingly said "En hospital".

The novelty of the big round ass was ok, I fucked her twice and then pretended to be tired. She said she would go and I handed her cab fare. She was saying how much she liked me and has been calling me and the driver all day. I'm over it.

After she left I felt like I needed something better so I called up the other girl and had her come over. That girl is cute and I like fucking her. We stayed up talking on the translater until 5am.

We left today around 2pm today and I could tell the hotel staff was sad to see us go.

On the ride we got some presidentes and started drinking. I'm still not 100% normal and had to take a shit. We stopped about halfway to Santiago and mechanico opened to smoking hot girls (btw we were getting looks from everyone at this huge restop restaurant place) The girls drove up to the turn area and we pulled up next to them. I told the driver to find out what's going on and the hotter one in the driver's seat gave me her number. Her name is Ciello, which is spanish for Sky. How hot is that? She had on skin tight pants. I love the way girls dress here. It's feminine as hell.

We set up shop at a hotel here and it seems pretty decent so far. I took a nap, had a little workout in my room, and figured I'd update the thread before we take off. We also grabbed a bottle of vodka and mixers BEFORE finding a hotel. Priorities.

[FretDancer]

Everyday I'm loving this thread even more. Keep up the reports!

And I second RioNomad's suggestion, we need some meltdown footage.

[elabayarde]

(11-20-2012 05:11 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Another thing...

Ali was telling me that the hotel is slow now that he and Elabayrde stayed in because the guests are complaining online about drunk dudes(RVF members) talking about pussy all day in the lobby drunk.

WEll, dont forget the crazy bitch that was working there and scaring off all the straight men.

[bojangles]

this thread is fucking great, great work Fisto, man I'm pining for the Dom rep now

[Aliblahba]

Hey guys, stop using names and all that. We stick out as it is.

[Duke Castile]

Got laid again last night. Met another forum member. Had to rush out of the hotel because we were all up late. I might have to strangle Ali. More in depth report later.

[Duke Castile]

We are currently waiting for the girls we met halfway to Santiago yesterday so we can go to the river. I suspect Mechanico is actually human now because I heard him cough. Ali is looks like he's being held together by scotch tape. I may have to buy more.

The girls asses here are crazy.

Last night. We went out with a forum member who lives here and he took us to a really cool lounge. There were 3 girls near where we were sitting and I opened them immediately with my somehow improved Spanish. They were all cute and dentists and we were laughing the whole time we were interacting. Unfortunately they all had boyfriends but it was good to get the right vibe going. We left that place to a club and it was a sausage fest so we went to another place. This place was much better talantwise and before long I somehow had some old wealthy dominican guy introducing me to everyone around. This DHV had a synergistic affect and soon girls were asking to meet me. The Dominican guy was showing them pictures of me on my iphone training with Rampage. I think that shit is a little cheesy but whatever, I embraced it.

I started focusing in on this one 20 yr old girl. Very small with big perfect tits and a cute little ass. Big brown eyes and those latina/European features I love. This guy that was a manager and DJ at the first club knew them and wanted myself, the girl and her friend to go to another place. I told Mechanico who had already opened some other hot girls that I was taking off. I wanted to stay but I also knew I had this almost locked down.

We left and I went with these chicks to the new place. As soon as we were in the taxi it was makeout time. 20 mins into the new place I said "Conmigo ahora" and she said "ok" with a big smile. The last place was right next to our hotel so logistics were great. She was blowing me before the door was shut and you gotta love seeing that pretty face moaning and bouncing up and down. I raw dogged her and her pussy was super tight, I tried to be as gentle as possible but it was hurting her. She tried to hang in there but finally was tapping out and we had to stop. She needed money for a cab and I didn't have any so I called Mechanico and they were in the middle of getting burgers or something. He said to hang tight but the girl was getting anxious for some reason. I put my hands in my pockets to pull them out and show her I didn't have any money but then there was 200 pesos, the exact amount she asked for. I handed it to her and walked her down. She was a cute little thing and I was bummed that I hurt her. This is the first time in a while that I wasn't having gushing porno sex.

20 mins later the crew arrived and Mechanico was picking a fight with the front desk kid and then after a 5 minute argument, Mechanico forced the kid to take a sandwich.

Girls just showed up. More later.

[Vicious]

Hey guys, could you post some pics of what the typical girl in DR looks like. I'm not talking about the model types you see airbrushed on the internet but just regular girls that you're hitting up.

[British Dude]

(11-22-2012 02:20 PM)Fisto Wrote:  

We are currently waiting for the girls we met halfway to Santiago yesterday so we can go to the river. I suspect Mechanico is actually human now because I heard him cough. Ali is looks like he's being held together by scotch tape. I may have to buy more.

The girls asses here are crazy.

Last night. We went out with a forum member who lives here and he took us to a really cool lounge. There were 3 girls near where we were sitting and I opened them immediately with my somehow improved Spanish. They were all cute and dentists and we were laughing the whole time we were interacting. Unfortunately they all had boyfriends but it was good to get the right vibe going. We left that place to a club and it was a sausage fest so we went to another place. This place was much better talantwise and before long I somehow had some old wealthy dominican guy introducing me to everyone around. This DHV had a synergistic affect and soon girls were asking to meet me. The Dominican guy was showing them pictures of me on my iphone training with Rampage. I think that shit is a little cheesy but whatever, I embraced it.

I started focusing in on this one 20 yr old girl. Very small with big perfect tits and a cute little ass. Big brown eyes and those latina/European features I love. This guy that was a manager and DJ at the first club knew them and wanted myself, the girl and her friend to go to another place. I told Mechanico who had already opened some other hot girls that I was taking off. I wanted to stay but I also knew I had this almost locked down.

We left and I went with these chicks to the new place. As soon as we were in the taxi it was makeout time. 20 mins into the new place I said "Conmigo ahora" and she said "ok" with a big smile. The last place was right next to our hotel so logistics were great. She was blowing me before the door was shut and you gotta love seeing that pretty face moaning and bouncing up and down. I raw dogged her and her pussy was super tight, I tried to be as gentle as possible but it was hurting her. She tried to hang in there but finally was tapping out and we had to stop. She needed money for a cab and I didn't have any so I called Mechanico and they were in the middle of getting burgers or something. He said to hang tight but the girl was getting anxious for some reason. I put my hands in my pockets to pull them out and show her I didn't have any money but then there was 200 pesos, the exact amount she asked for. I handed it to her and walked her down. She was a cute little thing and I was bummed that I hurt her. This is the first time in a while that I wasn't having gushing porno sex.

20 mins later the crew arrived and Mechanico was picking a fight with the front desk kid and then after a 5 minute argument, Mechanico forced the kid to take a sandwich.

Girls just showed up. More later.

I hope I don't sound stupid saying this, but do you mean Quinton "Rampage" Jackson?

awesome to hear you're having so much fun in D.R, if you love the talent in Santo Domingo, you should check out Nagua & Santiago, it's incredible!

[rover]

(11-22-2012 02:20 PM)Fisto Wrote:  

Last night. We went out with a forum member who lives here and he took us to a really cool lounge. There were 3 girls near where we were sitting and I opened them immediately with my somehow improved Spanish. They were all cute and dentists and we were laughing the whole time we were interacting. Unfortunately they all had boyfriends but it was good to get the right vibe going.

That would be me. The pattern of going out with Fisto is that basically hot girls throw themselves at him all over the place, and once in a while he disappears for a bit to slay a pussy and then rejoins the group. I am spending way more time in the gym from now on.

[patron]

[/quote]

I hope I don't sound stupid saying this, but do you mean Quinton "Rampage" Jackson?

awesome to hear you're having so much fun in D.R, if you love the talent in Santo Domingo, you should check out Nagua & Santiago, it's incredible!
[/quote]

They are currently in Santiago

[chochemonger1]

(11-22-2012 09:14 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

Hey guys, stop using names and all that. We stick out as it is.

Ali, almost had a meltdown in Natal, Brazil. An amazing looking 23 yr old, but she wasnt into me though I gamed her like crazy. I am drinking vodka as I write this thread. That girl could have given happiness for a long time, but it is over. Tomorrow is another day. I will suffer one night but tommorrow, i will keep on hunting.

[bojangles]

(11-22-2012 03:59 PM)rover Wrote:  

(11-22-2012 02:20 PM)Fisto Wrote:  

Last night. We went out with a forum member who lives here and he took us to a really cool lounge. There were 3 girls near where we were sitting and I opened them immediately with my somehow improved Spanish. They were all cute and dentists and we were laughing the whole time we were interacting. Unfortunately they all had boyfriends but it was good to get the right vibe going.

That would be me. The pattern of going out with Fisto is that basically hot girls throw themselves at him all over the place, and once in a while he disappears for a bit to slay a pussy and then rejoins the group. I am spending way more time in the gym from now on.

why are girls throwing themselves at him?

[Duke Castile]

Vicious - Yeah I've got some photos I'll post.

British Dude - Yeah

Rover - I didn't want to say anything without your permission, thanks for putting up with us. We will train together when I make it back up.

Last night was another fucking crazy night. In it's own way the best one. I'm pretty tired so I'll write it up later but Mechanico coined a new term. We went PRIMAL. I'm talking deep in the Jungle, drinking with country girls. Ali even bought a whole Goddamn turkey for Thanksgiving.

I had a threesome. And both Ali and Mechanico banged.

We are headed back to SD today to meet up with Divorco and then sort out the rest of the next few days.

[Lothario]

(11-23-2012 10:06 AM)Fisto Wrote:  

Vicious - Yeah I've got some photos I'll post.

British Dude - Yeah

Rover - I didn't want to say anything without your permission, thanks for putting up with us. We will train together when I make it back up.

Last night was another fucking crazy night. In it's own way the best one. I'm pretty tired so I'll write it up later but Mechanico coined a new term. We went PRIMAL. I'm talking deep in the Jungle, drinking with country girls. Ali even bought a whole Goddamn turkey for Thanksgiving.

I had a threesome. And both Ali and Mechanico banged.
We are headed back to SD today to meet up with Divorco and then sort out the rest of the next few days.

Damn Fisto, You are going to leave a Cliffhanger like that , Well there are too many Cliffhangers in this post.... , I can see you been hanging out with el-mech leaving posts that are spinning the RVF Hamsters....

I will be glued to this thread till you post the details..........

[sucio44]

DAMN! Fisto is ripping through DR like a hurricane!

[chochemonger1]

(11-23-2012 10:06 AM)Fisto Wrote:  

Vicious - Yeah I've got some photos I'll post.

British Dude - Yeah

Rover - I didn't want to say anything without your permission, thanks for putting up with us. We will train together when I make it back up.

Last night was another fucking crazy night. In it's own way the best one. I'm pretty tired so I'll write it up later but Mechanico coined a new term. We went PRIMAL. I'm talking deep in the Jungle, drinking with country girls. Ali even bought a whole Goddamn turkey for Thanksgiving.

I had a threesome. And both Ali and Mechanico banged.

We are headed back to SD today to meet up with Divorco and then sort out the rest of the next few days.

Damn Fisto, great job .....especially for a guy who doesnt speak spanish.
Any of the girls so far, ask you for money or gifts after you banged? The reason I ask is I detest girls who do that. Even with the decline of Brazil, I have liked the fact that almost all the girls have not asked me for anything before or after the bang.

[ElJefe]

Jesus, I was thinking of going to DR next winter, but after reading this thread, I know it's just going to be a radioactive wasteland covered in these guys's man-chowder. Just endless bodies of Fisto's, Mechanico's and Ali's sloppy seconds as far as the eye can see...