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#26

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Oldest I've ever had was a 31-yr old. Harvard doctor. Insisted on condoms, but after I ran out she climbed on top of me raw.

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#27

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Quote: (04-22-2012 06:16 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

But, she refused to kiss me or suck my dick, saying: "those things are reserved for my husband." Yeah, I bet he would appreciate that.

Looks like quite a few of married American women have the same moronic restrictions - she's willing to be fucked bareback in the ass on a public parking lot, but she won't kiss or suck you. Makes me wonder if they learn it from some stupid "bitch in the city" show?

Profit: they get really pissed off when you tell them that European hookers have the same restriction, kissing is for a (future) husband only. Their justification is "this way it is just sex, nothing personal".
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#28

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Quote: (05-03-2012 05:50 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  

Profit: they get really pissed off when you tell them that European hookers have the same restriction, kissing is for a (future) husband only. Their justification is "this way it is just sex, nothing personal".

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#29

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I raw dogged a recently divorced 32 year old last month. She had rented a hotel room with a friend and we ended up banging while the friend pretended to sleep.
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#30

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Quote: (05-05-2012 01:35 AM)Mujeriego Wrote:  

I raw dogged a recently divorced 32 year old last month. She had rented a hotel room with a friend and we ended up banging while the friend pretended to sleep.

32 is still ok for an elderly bang, I was rather thinking in the 40-80 range, LOL

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#31

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LMAO @ 30+ years of age being an elderly bang.

My oldest was a 38 yo Latina I met last year at Cafe Citron in DC.
She was practically on social security!
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#32

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Quote: (04-22-2012 04:27 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

The oldest woman I ever banged was Danish, 38 years old. Nice body but it was soft like bread dough. Like you it took very little time. I did it for the notch and will do it again if need be.

u lie rooshster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubMNBQwvV0I&feature=plcp

fast forward to 2:20

"In fact I just had sex, my 48 yr old neighbor asked me to fix her blinds, and i fixed her blinds.. uhh. in fact i should go wash up, i have some of her juices and yeast, so i better wash my crotch"
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#33

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Quote: (05-05-2012 07:47 PM)RedBull Wrote:  

Quote: (04-22-2012 04:27 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

The oldest woman I ever banged was Danish, 38 years old. Nice body but it was soft like bread dough. Like you it took very little time. I did it for the notch and will do it again if need be.

u lie rooshster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubMNBQwvV0I&feature=plcp

fast forward to 2:20

"In fact I just had sex, my 48 yr old neighbor asked me to fix her blinds, and i fixed her blinds.. uhh. in fact i should go wash up, i have some of her juices and yeast, so i better wash my crotch"

hahahahahahahaha

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#34

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When I was in my 20s I would plow a girl in her 40s or whatever. It funny to see them now about 20 years later. Some of them look like they're 70 and just may be. I see them in the store or wherever and they still talk shit to me. I'm thinking oh my gawd I can't believe i fucked her. I saw one at the store and she asked me to use my shower because they were fixing hers and I said ok. She took a shower and put her house dress back on and left. Then came back and asked if she can suck my dick. I think that was one of the three times where I said No, I don't think so. I probably would have but I know she would want to fuck.
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#35

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I remember fingering a 50 year old a few months ago (Note: that's exactly 30 years older than me!), I was a bit drunk and as I began to sober up a bit, I realised I had to gtfo, she was NOT that hot :O
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#36

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Quote: (04-22-2012 10:44 PM)joehoya Wrote:  

I have banged a ton of chicks in their 40's. Then again, I am in my 30's, so it is no big deal. The reigning best fuck of my life is this chick who is in her mid forties. A bit of a butterface, but a body as toned as a 20 something athlete. The chick absolutely loves anal and is super flexable. I love fucking this chick for hours. Recently I have been popping a bunch of chicks who have just turned 40. I only go for ones that have nice bodies and big titties (I am a tit man). They are usually loads of fun and decent conversation afterwards.

The only old chick that I am truly ashamed of fucking is also the oldest chick I have ever fucked. She was in her early to mid 50's and I was 29 at the time. This was back in my "sex addict" year when I was fucking any chick that looked at me sideways. I was in this dive bar where I had picked up several other low quality, but easy chicks. This old bitch comes up to me and starts talking about how she gives the best head around and I don't know what I am missing. I took her into the bathroom and get some head then a quick fuck right then and there. As soon as I busted my nut I was ashamed of myself. I was like those images of a junkie digging through garbage looking for some dope. I stopped doing low quality women shortly there after. I now have a minimum standard for pussy.

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#37

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I hit a 49 year old sista. She looked real good and lied to me about her age. Because she only looked 30 something, I hit that multiple times until I sneaked a peek at her DL and learnt the truth. I tend to tap lizards that pass the boner test, fuk an age. I've seen younger lizards that look like straight azz and older ones that look golden. It's all about how they maintain. Remember, certain races look very good for a long time. They don't crack so easy

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#38

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Just came to mind: following Roosh's idea of "sweeps" (such as the flag sweep http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-12705....ight=sweep )
what about....an AGE sweep?

Let me explain by giving an example: banging all ladies aged 20 to 40 or 18 to 30, or....[ you fill in AGE RANGE]

Anybody did a 20-30 age sweep?

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#39

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I'm 24 and I banged a 35 year old last summer. I bummed a cigarette from her at the bar on the patio and we started talking. Within 20 minutes she told me I was adorable and said she wanted to fuck the shit out of me since her husband was out of town on business. We couldn't go to her house because her kids were there so we fucked in the back of my car and then I dropped her off at her house. She had a big set of tits and they were a little saggy but not too bad. She had a pretty loose vagina though, but all in all it wasn't a bad bang.

I really want to bang by buddy's mom who's in her mid 50s. She is still really feminine and I swear she looks better now then she did 25 years ago as I've seen pictures. It might just be because of her hair style in the pictures though, which was really gay late 80s hair.
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#40

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Just after my divorce a few years ago I met a 54 yr old latina online. Met up for drinks at a bar. She drove to a hotel in her (at the time) new mustang, and proceeded to give me the best bj I will probably ever have. This in turn was followed by a fetal position inducing round of intercourse. I am happy to let her remain my max age limit. At the time I was 22 .
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#41

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Quote: (05-11-2012 08:26 AM)SierraNovember Wrote:  

Just after my divorce a few years ago I met a 54 yr old latina online. Met up for drinks at a bar. She drove to a hotel in her (at the time) new mustang, and proceeded to give me the best bj I will probably ever have. This in turn was followed by a fetal position inducing round of intercourse. I am happy to let her remain my max age limit. At the time I was 22 .

A little off topic, but you got divorced at 22??

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#42

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Quote: (05-11-2012 08:54 AM)haywire Wrote:  

Quote: (05-11-2012 08:26 AM)SierraNovember Wrote:  

Just after my divorce a few years ago I met a 54 yr old latina online. Met up for drinks at a bar. She drove to a hotel in her (at the time) new mustang, and proceeded to give me the best bj I will probably ever have. This in turn was followed by a fetal position inducing round of intercourse. I am happy to let her remain my max age limit. At the time I was 22 .

A little off topic, but you got divorced at 22??

Lol i thought the same
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#43

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I bang a chick who's 55 about once a month. I'm 35. She's Russian. She never had kids. Her face gives away her age. Her tits would look fine on a 28-30 that's never had kids. Her pussy still looks young is remains tight. I can pound it for an hour and she doesn't dry out. She doesn't press for some kind of commitment because she knows it's not realistic. And best of all, no worries about getting pregnant. It's rare to find a women who hasn't been wrecked from childbirth or age, and to fuck her without even a little fear of potential child support payments. It is total carefree fucking. And to top it off she fucks with more enthusiasm than some girls half her age.
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#44

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i agree. some of them grannies are former 9s that long for the good ol days they were riding the cock carrousel. one of them used to be a bikini model...easy going, no rage afterwards, no fuss, just a good fuckship. the one time i had an orgasm with her was not faked, while she kept screaming "fuck me" [Image: smile.gif] perhaps my most memorable bang

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#45

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banging cougars is becoming addictive: these ladies put so much effort in pleasing us that it's loosening my game. Does anybody here got addicted to the "cougars" niche or am I a lone ranger?

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#46

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Quote: (04-22-2012 08:08 PM)Sargon of Akkad Wrote:  

Oldest woman I've ever banged was a 35 year old Chinese woman from Inner Mongolia (I was 23). She had the body of a 12-13 year-old, however.

Similar. Banged a 41-year-old Chinese woman. She had beautiful big tits and looked 28.

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#47

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She was 47 and I am in my early 20's. No regrets, pretty good bang imo
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#48

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I've been banging 40 somethings and 20 somethings in the past few weeks. Both have value. The ass of one of the older ladies was actually better (almost perfect), so I didn't see much difference in quality.

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#49

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I'm almost 20, and the oldest girl I've slain was a 24 yr old I banged when I was 17.

She kept telling me how cute I was and treated me like a little kid (she honestly came off as pretty creepy - but she was a decent 6 with nice tits and since she was older I hit it)

I only banged her once (raw) - tried to set it up again a few weeks later but she told me her friends were giving her too much shit and she was embarrassed by how young I was

My other notches have all been 18-21 ...would def like to explore older women while I'm still young.
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#50

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I'm 41 now and the oldest I've banged was a 47yo Asian who never had kids and had nice bolt ons. I still miss that pussy.... The biggest age diff I had was a 42yo single mom when I was 26 and her body was absolutely amazing. That ended after a few times when she began to feel "guilty" of carrying on with someone so much younger than her..LOL
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