Quote: (08-03-2018 08:12 PM)Medvetz63 Wrote:
Florida is America's anus.
Don't be a gator hater bro!
Personally I think Florida is one of the greatest states, I fucking love that place and look forward to returning, I plan on going back down next winter for a visit.
Florida man makes beer run while clutching live alligator under his arm:
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Shoppers at a Jacksonville, Fla. convenience store got the fright of their lives after a man ventured inside while clutching a live alligator under his arm.
Video of the incident, which was posted to Facebook, shows the man entering the store, gator in hand, and saying, “Y’all got beer still? Y’all got beer still? Y’all aren’t out, are y’all?”
The man then spots a patron walking towards the walk-in beer cooler and rushes them, menacing them with the gator until they flee. People are heard laughing in the background, as the man helps himself to a pack of Busch Light from the cooler.
The reptile appeared to have its jaws taped shut.
https://globalnews.ca/news/4359664/jacks...-to-store/
How can you not love a place like this? I've been going down there for about 12 years, my parents have a place near Tampa in El Mechanico territory and I've had some great times down there. Yes the people are pretty fucked up, they're like caricatures; the white people are super red neck, methed up gator wrasslers (like the guy in the video) and the black people are super urban/ghetto, like iced grills and dread locks down to their arses and names tatted on their necks. Although they look and act crazy as fuck, they are some of the most friendliest people I've ever met in my life, Florida people are pretty laid back and like to party.
I remember when I first visited Florida and went out exploring, as my dad handed me the keys to big ass Cadillac, he told me "Scotian, if you ever get in a disagreement with someone here, just back down and walk away, these insane fuckers will shoot you!" And its true, one of the craziest stories that proved my old man's point was when some old dude shot and killed a young guy because he was texting in a movie theater, that happened just down the road from my folk's place:
https://www.cnn.com/2014/01/13/justice/f...index.html