[Cattle Rustler]

(09-19-2014 03:25 PM)RougeNoir Wrote:  

Who's ready to do some dumpster-diving Chubby Chasing in Orlando???

Let's hit the Fat Girl Club!!!



Can't blame them. It's a growing segment of our US population. Money Over Everything M.O.E. !!!

I'm surprised it wasn't branded as "BBW night" or "Curvy night".

[Merenguero]

(11-06-2014 07:43 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  

(09-19-2014 03:25 PM)RougeNoir Wrote:  

Who's ready to do some dumpster-diving Chubby Chasing in Orlando???

Let's hit the Fat Girl Club!!!



Can't blame them. It's a growing segment of our US population. Money Over Everything M.O.E. !!!

I'm surprised it wasn't branded as "BBW night" or "Curvy night".

I love how the women who are going only show their faces in the pictures. That's a tell tale sign that they are enormous.

[Cattle Rustler]

(11-06-2014 07:51 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  

(11-06-2014 07:43 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  

(09-19-2014 03:25 PM)RougeNoir Wrote:  

Who's ready to do some dumpster-diving Chubby Chasing in Orlando???

Let's hit the Fat Girl Club!!!



Can't blame them. It's a growing segment of our US population. Money Over Everything M.O.E. !!!

I'm surprised it wasn't branded as "BBW night" or "Curvy night".

I love how the women who are going only show their faces in the pictures. That's a tell tale sign that they are enormous.

Every day, you teach a new thing. Now I will screen for pictures.

[MrLemon]

After reading this thread, I can only sit here in shock. I have been in some dumb ass places in the USA, but this is amazing.

[mmedeiros14]

You don't even need a TV here you just go somewhere and it's like a reality show or an episode of cops.

[el mechanico]

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/c...lorida_sfp

Haha

[Menace]

(03-13-2015 10:23 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/c...lorida_sfp

Haha

From the article:

Quote:

Police found Oliver near the location of the assault. He refused to answer questions from police, citing his right not to incriminate himself, the report said.

So dude demands sex for egg mcmuffin, but is also aware of his Fifth Amendment rights. Amazing.

[Medic42]

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/brea...story.html

Quote:

An Orlando man allegedly shot himself during a robbery, stole a Mercedes from a strip club and then flagged down a deputy himself, according to the Orange County Sheriff's Office..

The incident took place at about 2:50 a.m. at 1213 18th Street, Lt. Mike Crabb said in a statement.

Lashawn Williams, 24, allegedly robbed a person of a phone and accidentally shot himself while fleeing the scene.

Panicked about the wound, he ran across the street to Cleo's Gentlemen's Club and found a Mercedes with the door open, which he allegedly jumped in and fled north on the Orange Blossom Trail.

"Feeling the effects of the gunshot, he pulled over on Columbia Street and flagged down a deputy," Crabb said.

Williams was taken to Orlando Regional Medical Center with non-life-threatening injuries.

He was also positively identified as the robber, Crabb said Williams was charged with armed robbery and possession of a stolen vehicle.

[Repo]

Surprised no one posted this subreddit. Full of gems.

reddit.com/r/FloridaMan

[Chowder Head]

   
http://www.wusa9.com/story/news/nation/2.../70782514/

[The Beast1]

I like where this thread is going:

[Repo]

Florida Man listens to audio porn, masturbates in Walmart, wipes body fluids on Hefty trash bags.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/brea...story.html

[el mechanico]

   

[el mechanico]

This guy is a dumbass..
http://tbo.com/news/crime/mans-attempt-t...ign=buffer

[vinman]

(04-03-2015 09:50 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

This guy is a dumbass..
http://tbo.com/news/crime/mans-attempt-t...ign=buffer

All of this because he wanted to save $30.....

[Moma]

(04-03-2015 11:46 AM)vinman Wrote:  

(04-03-2015 09:50 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

This guy is a dumbass..
http://tbo.com/news/crime/mans-attempt-t...ign=buffer

All of this because he wanted to save $30.....

Add a couple of 00's to the end of that and that's what his bail ends up being.

[scotian]

This is a pretty fucked up story: Community reeling after two deaths in Miami, where Canadian diplomat’s sons allegedly botched drug heist article So this Canadian diplomat moved to Miami with her two teenage sons back in February, two months later they met a drug dealer at a party and then decide to rob the guy for two pounds of weed, they drive their mom's BMW with diplomatic plates to a house where a shootout occurs and one of the brothers dies along with the drug dealer, the fifteen year old kid gets charged with murder. I don't know what the fuck they were thinking but the kid won't get slapped on the wrist like he would in Canada, he will do hard time and will probably be lucky to get transferred to a Canadian prison in ten to fifteen years.

[Buster]

In the true southern vernacular.... "Bless their hearts"...

[vinman]

(04-03-2015 01:03 PM)Buster Wrote:  

In the true southern vernacular.... "Bless their hearts"...

[Bones707]

Lol. CA is nowhere near as fucked up as Florida. Too many SWPL assholes here. The only places that can match Florida here are in certain interior areas of CA but they are nowhere as fun as Florida.

[el mechanico]

   

Bobcat catches shark on the beach..

[el mechanico]

http://video.tampabay.com/Terrorized-spr...d=28867211

[kaotic]

(04-09-2015 03:10 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

http://video.tampabay.com/Terrorized-spr...d=28867211

Thanks El Mech, I lost an IQ point listening to that idiot scream.

Overdramatic. Check.
Irrational. Check.
Yacht. Check.
Sheik Shitting On Girls. Possible.

[blacknwhitespade]

The sky is blue, the sea is green, bears shit in the woods...

...and in other news, a man in Florida was shot by police for eating another man's face off!! Naked Florida Man Killed By Police After Allegedly Eating Part Of Teen's Face

[Moma]

The Miami face eating trend is starting to trickle North!!