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Online-Girl Hamster Thread

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This girl has in her profile, "ps chivalry is not dead guys!!!!"

So I message her:

Me: I agree that chivalry isn't dead, but don't you think girls should earn it first? I don't find many girls worthy of chivalry anymore, what do you think?

Her: They have a right to act like a bitch since guys arent bringing flowers and stuff maybe if guys acted like gentlemen they'd be sweeter.

WOW

"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

TEAM NO APPS

TEAM PINK
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Quote: (04-26-2012 02:22 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  

This girl has in her profile, "ps chivalry is not dead guys!!!!"

So I message her:

Me: I agree that chivalry isn't dead, but don't you think girls should earn it first? I don't find many girls worthy of chivalry anymore, what do you think?

Her: They have a right to act like a bitch since guys arent bringing flowers and stuff maybe if guys acted like gentlemen they'd be sweeter.

WOW
Haha what an idiot. Pictures?
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Quote: (04-26-2012 11:01 AM)Roosh Wrote:  

I used to get this on dates. Baby girl is born in American middle class, goes to good university, has her own place and smartphone, but life was so hard because her parents got a divorce when she was young and she had to cook for her little sister a few times. Americans for the most part don't know what a hard life is.

They're all like the ex-model female friends on my facebook that are always posting retarded "inspirational" quotes. As if life has somehow been a challenge for them.
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http://ak0.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image...580941.bmp

I'm computer retarded, still don't know how to embed pics...

"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

TEAM NO APPS

TEAM PINK
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Are you saying that's the chick you messaged on OKC?

Cause, well... http://www.imagepost.com/videos/ava-alva...ur-allure/

Either she's full of shit or you've got a chance at a porno flag.
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damn. No shit. That's the girl. And she's talking about chivalry!

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Farrahxo

FYI, I've got my porno flag [Image: wink.gif]

"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

TEAM NO APPS

TEAM PINK
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1. Girl goes on online dating site to find friends
2. Gets frustrated when dudes aren't interested
3. Chalks it up to them being "intimidated"


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Haha @ Tuth. That shit's not all that uncommon. I'll say stuff like that, tongue in cheek, when I'm macking girls, and they'll say "oh my god, you don't actually believe that, do you? You're the most conceited person I've ever met." Meanwhile, girls say it in earnest, and everyone just nods.






BRB Girls getting intimidated by my BO
BRB Girls getting intimidated by my micropenis
BRB Girls getting intimidated by my Walmart clothes.
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Just stumbled upon an OKcupid profile where a girl proudly displayed her unshaven armpits.
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Quote: (04-17-2012 08:01 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

Have any of you guys run into the Queen of the Nerds type chick? I have to deal with one on a daily basis, and it's grating on the soul. Basically, this chick is surrounded by lame dudes nearly all the time, and few girls, let alone any serious competition. She looks sort of hot from far, but up close, ehh... She will monopolize conversations talking about herself, and guys of all ages will just lap it up, happy to just get attention from a cute girl. Plus she's pretty damn judgmental, as only a bitch can be. But she always has the crowd's approval by default, because she is decent looking and young. And she seems to really lay down the sappy charm when there's a man with power around. But the number of dudes who don't pedestalize this pussy is basically nil, even the cool guys. I feel like most American guys are nearly always seeking approval from attractive women.

I try to limit contact with her, and to be generally dismissive of her without losing my cool.
I just ran into one of these. Added this guy on facebook I met a while back. Hes a pudgy, freckled stereotypical ginger kid, probably a 4 at most. His girlfriend is like queen bee cosplay/nerd girl. From her pictures I'd say at least an 8 maybe more, basically any nerds fantasy girl. The comments on her pictures are all about guys wanting to bang her, a whole bunch of likes/comments. Shes a few years older, way more fit, and taller than him. God bless this kids game [Image: angel.gif]
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Quote: (04-28-2012 01:37 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

Haha @ Tuth. That shit's not all that uncommon. I'll say stuff like that, tongue in cheek, when I'm macking girls, and they'll say "oh my god, you don't actually believe that, do you? You're the most conceited person I've ever met." Meanwhile, girls say it in earnest, and everyone just nods.






BRB Girls getting intimidated by my BO
BRB Girls getting intimidated by my micropenis
BRB Girls getting intimidated by my Walmart clothes.
Great clip basil.
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I fucking hate this thread.

I mean, a love it but I hate it so, so much.

I hate how lizards like this exist in his great world and how society has turned out.

That Bill Maher clip perfectly sums up the idiocy that makes women believe that it is perfectly acceptable to put the shit that we've seen in this thread online.
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"See, this is very personal to me, because I'm like the last of my guy friends who has never gotten married. Their wives, they don't want them playing with me. You know, I'm like the escaped slave, I bring news of freedom. It's not a good thing to have me around, you know. Keep the husbands in the dark, they're happier that way. But see, all my married friends, I knew these guys when they were young, and they were mustangs, they used to do whatever they wanted, whenever they wanted. Now, they are not mustangs. They're the horse in Central Park with the blinders on, going around in a circle, in a cloud of flies, shitting in a bucket."

Fuck this is so true, even though I can't stand Maher a lot of the time. Most of my guy friends who found the first girl who would fuck them got hitched. Now they're living in marital "bliss", with their increasingly fat wives, wondering why their libido has dropped through the floor and wifey doesn't give it up anymore. But they all profess that they're happy.

I'm 33 and have a pretty active sex life. At one point I had four girls in a rotation. Hearing this causes my guy friends to drool and want to live vicariously through me.

But then the Hausfrau gets word of my cad ways. Now, with a few of my friends I'm allowed max. two unsupervised meet-ups per year. God, I just want to fucking shake some of my buddies and tell them to wake the fuck up, you only live once, but you've decided to consign your male freedom at the first sign of some used-up pussy.

I can't imagine getting married until at least 40. When your body's still in great shape and you've got the libido to match, I'm going to adhere to my biological imperative as long as possible.
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This one's got it all:

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Can someone explain the moustache thing?
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Quote: (04-29-2012 11:27 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

This one's got it all:

Can't spell 'parentheses' correctly, 0/10.

Obsessed with a celebrity chef, fattie forever.

Will tell you, very early on, that "guys love my huge breasts."

Houston, I got the perfect apartment for you (yes it's real, I added the red ovals), way overpriced hipster abodes, $3k for a 1BR:

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Could'nt have said it better. I am also the last standing among my friends/cousins who's still free to roam and I'm also being experiencing the same with the boys. Proud, fun and masculine guys turned into pussy whipped betas. And whenever we meet, of course Brutus aka wifey has to be there and the only thing the bitch asks me is when I'm going to settle down. If settling down means going down the same path, then I'll do my best never to do settle down!
Great video by the way Basil! thanks for sharing it!

Quote: (04-29-2012 08:06 AM)PUA_Rachacha Wrote:  

"See, this is very personal to me, because I'm like the last of my guy friends who has never gotten married. Their wives, they don't want them playing with me. You know, I'm like the escaped slave, I bring news of freedom. It's not a good thing to have me around, you know. Keep the husbands in the dark, they're happier that way. But see, all my married friends, I knew these guys when they were young, and they were mustangs, they used to do whatever they wanted, whenever they wanted. Now, they are not mustangs. They're the horse in Central Park with the blinders on, going around in a circle, in a cloud of flies, shitting in a bucket."

Fuck this is so true, even though I can't stand Maher a lot of the time. Most of my guy friends who found the first girl who would fuck them got hitched. Now they're living in marital "bliss", with their increasingly fat wives, wondering why their libido has dropped through the floor and wifey doesn't give it up anymore. But they all profess that they're happy.

I'm 33 and have a pretty active sex life. At one point I had four girls in a rotation. Hearing this causes my guy friends to drool and want to live vicariously through me.

But then the Hausfrau gets word of my cad ways. Now, with a few of my friends I'm allowed max. two unsupervised meet-ups per year. God, I just want to fucking shake some of my buddies and tell them to wake the fuck up, you only live once, but you've decided to consign your male freedom at the first sign of some used-up pussy.

I can't imagine getting married until at least 40. When your body's still in great shape and you've got the libido to match, I'm going to adhere to my biological imperative as long as possible.
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Check out this epic cunt. This is a classic case of an okay-looking bitch letting the massive online attention she's getting go straight to her head, and acting out because she thinks she's comparatively hot in a world of fatties.

Beta-ass dudes are as complicitous in creating this fucking monster as women are.

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Wow. Where to even begin wih that silly bitch. Basil or Tuth - please break her down for us. Y'all are gookd at that.
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I like the GROW A GODDAMNED SENSE OF HUMOR part in her profile. The most humor this woman probably has is my funny bone shoved up her vag.
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Makes me want to do some epic trolling. In this thread or another, I thought of making a fake profile of some 6'5" jacked super good looking white guy, making $$$. Then you get dumb chicks to agree to meet up. Then you post her pics on Craigslist in the W4W section as if you're her and get some old fat and ugly lesbian to meet up with her. And film it.

But I wouldn't go through all the trouble without the chance of getting laid. Plus you'd have to work out fake phone numbers with Google Voice or something. I'm wondering if you could do a bait and switch, flake on her last minute with the fake profile, after she's in the bar, and then mack her after that fatal blow to her ego.
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Good god Tuth, that's just scary. All of this attitude for a girl that's a 4 at best? Just cause she's not fat she thinks she's hot. Her face is very manly, she looks like a post op lady boy....You guys should troll the heck out of her and others like her and post it here and online. Would make for an entertaining read and to bring these hoes to reality...
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Quote: (04-28-2012 01:37 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

Haha @ Tuth. That shit's not all that uncommon. I'll say stuff like that, tongue in cheek, when I'm macking girls, and they'll say "oh my god, you don't actually believe that, do you? You're the most conceited person I've ever met." Meanwhile, girls say it in earnest, and everyone just nods.







This reminds me of Ricky Raw's upload of this obscure book "The Anatomy of Female Power." It's an awesome read on modern sexual warfare and explains a lot of what we're seeing in this thread.

http://therawness.com/anatomy-of-female-...sion-page/

This is a page where you can download a PDF of the long out of print book on sexual politics The Anatomy of Female Power. I think it’s one of the most enlightening and controversial treatises on sexual warfare I’ve ever read and changed my views on just about everything. And unlike most books that bash feminism, it also bashes men. And not just the liberal beta male (who he calls “mushos”) but the conservative traditional macho male as well (who he calls “machos”), with convincing arguments. No one is safe in it.

Highlights from the book

-Feminism is a revolt in paradise
-Men may rule the world, but women rule the men who rule the world.
-When his penis stands up, a man’s brain takes French leave
-The brunt of the double standard is borne, not by women, but by men
-A macho is a strutting factotum with bulging biceps, stone-dry eyes, brains that are ruled by his gonads, and an ego indoctrinated to believe that he is the lord and master of the woman who rules him.
-The modern musho (the new or feminal man) is one of that breed of diffident men who have been bullied, guilt-tripped, ego-bashed and penis-twisted into pram pushing, diaper changing and breast envy.
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