Yeah, insulting their life choices in a joking way seems like the best option.
Pretend to be a gypsy fortune teller.
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"I'm gazing into your future. I see red wine (gather interest before the killshot) and... caaaaaaaaats. Lots of caaaaaaats. No man. No children. Just caaaaaaats."
Pretend to be a gypsy fortune teller.
"I'm gazing into your future. I see red wine (gather interest before the killshot) and... caaaaaaaaats. Lots of caaaaaaats. No man. No children. Just caaaaaaats."
The public will judge a man by what he lifts, but those close to him will judge him by what he carries.