[crawb]

I happen to be in Austin for the weekend and was hoping to get laid. I got close with several girls but the beta came out in me. I'm furious because one was a 9 and all I had to do was say I'm leaving and hold out my hand. Anyways the gay marriage announcement had filled 6th street with gays thus limiting my opportunities with women. Not saying using this line won't work but from a percentage stand point, there are less girls to hit on as all the gays celebrate.