[bodmon]

(11-26-2012 05:02 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

(11-26-2012 04:37 PM)bodmon Wrote:  

in march of this year, at age 26. she was a fat feminist slut from okcupid. the most ironic moment of my life was when she said to me, "no please, use a condom. i don't know who you've been with."

Usually when a girl insists on a condom, it means she's a dirty whore who doesn't want you to catch her STD's.

makes sense

[Norset]

(11-26-2012 08:15 PM)bodmon Wrote:  

(11-26-2012 05:02 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

(11-26-2012 04:37 PM)bodmon Wrote:  

in march of this year, at age 26. she was a fat feminist slut from okcupid. the most ironic moment of my life was when she said to me, "no please, use a condom. i don't know who you've been with."

Usually when a girl insists on a condom, it means she's a dirty whore who doesn't want you to catch her STD's.

makes sense

If she's on the pill, yea. If not its a toss up. If she's clever about it, she'll say she's not on it to make you strap up. Mind games.

But: Honest dirty whores > dirty whores. So can't hate too much. And the flattery!

[le prince perdu]

10 years old, but I think I was raped. The chick was average looking and 14-15, was my sister friend and slept in my bed because my sister "moved too much while asleep" .

Couple hours into the night, she started by caressing my foot with hers.
After a couple of minutes her leg was on mine and then she got on top and did her thing.

But I didn't have any sperm coming out at that age, that was weird.

[Walderschmidt]

(11-26-2012 05:02 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

(11-26-2012 04:37 PM)bodmon Wrote:  

in march of this year, at age 26. she was a fat feminist slut from okcupid. the most ironic moment of my life was when she said to me, "no please, use a condom. i don't know who you've been with."

Usually when a girl insists on a condom, it means she's a dirty whore who doesn't want you to catch her STD's.

To play devil's advocate, I would say a girl who does that is conscious about health and safety. A girl who wouldn't prompt you to use a condom, likely has not use a condom for any of the other guys she had sex with.

Wald

[Samseau]

(11-27-2012 10:22 AM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  

(11-26-2012 05:02 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

(11-26-2012 04:37 PM)bodmon Wrote:  

in march of this year, at age 26. she was a fat feminist slut from okcupid. the most ironic moment of my life was when she said to me, "no please, use a condom. i don't know who you've been with."

Usually when a girl insists on a condom, it means she's a dirty whore who doesn't want you to catch her STD's.

To play devil's advocate, I would say a girl who does that is conscious about health and safety. A girl who wouldn't prompt you to use a condom, likely has not use a condom for any of the other guys she had sex with.

Wald

Those two aren't mutually exclusive. She can be a health conscious dirty whore. Usually girls who become health conscious only do so after learning the hard way.

On the other hand, girls who do not insist on condoms after you tell them you're clean, usually have lower partner counts (below 20) and aren't as afraid of being fucked over.

[Walderschmidt]

(11-27-2012 02:14 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

Those two aren't mutually exclusive. She can be a health conscious dirty whore. Usually girls who become health conscious only do so after learning the hard way.

On the other hand, girls who do not insist on condoms after you tell them you're clean, usually have lower partner counts (below 20) and aren't as afraid of being fucked over.

I hadn't thought about it that way. I see your point.

That's the bigger picture whereas I was looking at a couple of data points.

Forest for the trees and all that.

Wald

[Aer]

17, in a treehouse on New Years Day 1 hour after the ball dropped.

Then my balls dropped.

[J DOE]

I got my first blowjob when I was 15, before most of my friends did. I didn't lost my vigrinity until I was 17 (2 months before turning 18) in the backseat of my car, and I think I was one of the last guys out of my friends to lose it.

The girl who gave me the head was pretty decent, a solid 7.5, and the girl I lost my virginity to was a 6 at best(decent body, ugly face). Both occurred before I really got into studying game and I really had NO idea why these girls were as into me as they were. On both occasions I just called them to chill and awkwardly made a move on them.

Did any of you get girls infrequently in your youth, but have no clue what game tactics you used unconsciously to get those girls, or have your nuts be entirely dependent on your situation and environment? Having the balls to approach all the time is something I'm still working on and took great strides in this past summer(I'm 21).

[Jeimuzu]

Back when I was in school (13-14ish) I had an obsession with this one girl in my Science class. She was a solid 10 to me back then. Tall, green eyes, cute face and a nerd at that.

I'd spent the best part of a year trying, flirting, touching in an attempt to get her to be my girlfriend. it did not work (I managed to snap it up later though) so instead I made a move on this one girl in my Maths class who had told me she liked me a few weeks back (said she loved me and some other nonsense) She was a 5 give or take. White, blue eyes, brown hair. She did have a fat ass and a skinny waist though.

We started the whole boyfriend/girlfriend thing and later in the week I was invited around hers for dinner. Her mum and dad were big Elvis fans, there was all kinds of memorabilia on the walls throughout the house and lucky for me they was going out after dinner.

After dinner we started watching a movie on the couch and waited for her parents to leave. As soon as they went out the door she pounced on me. After about 5 minutes we was both stripped down to our underwear, she told me to grab my clothes and come upstairs.

We went into her room and onto her bed. I started kissing along her stomach when I noticed a suspicious stench, I had no idea what it was so I asked her "Can you smell something?" She looked at me and said no. I whipped her Bra and Knickers off and carried on kissing. As I got lower I knew where this foul stench was coming from.

It was like a mix of 3 weeks worth of body odour and a dead rat mixed in one coochie. I pulled my head up sharpish and was pretty shocked to be honest but I wanted to go into school the next day and say I had sex so i soldiered on.

No condom, hit it raw for about 15 minutes while battling the urge to pull out and go dip my piece in sulfuric acid. It was her first aswell so she was in a little bit of pain and wanted to stop. I pulled out but asked if I could stick it in her ass instead (was hitting it doggy at the time and was curious what the other hole would feel like) she complied and i tried to shove it in.

It was like trying to push a sausage through a straw. She had some Vaseline on the side so I grabbed it, slapped it on and shoved it all in. She let out a massive scream and flew off the end of my dick like a party popper. She rolled around the bed while I apologised and tried to comfort her (beta)

We ended up chilling at hers watching a movie until her parents came back and they gave me a lift home. The next day at school when I saw her she was walking like a cowboy. By then I had told all my friends and they started to hurl jokes in her direction. We broke up about a week after.

[The Beast1]

I got my first BJ at 14. She was a cute girl.

I got laid at 17 by a chick with a huge ass and big titties. I got made fun of by a lot of people and the chick was insane but the sex ohhh man. I love theatre chicks.

[LEMONed IScream]

I was just recently 16, hot girl too, one of the hottest I dated, excellent body and cute face. Unfortunately even if she was indeed hot, the sex wasn't that good, maybe because we didn't have much experience, but hey it was ok

[Teedub]

17 - Holiday romance who I met up with once back in England. It was long distance (few hours by train or car) and saw her frequently over a 6 month period. Used to write her poetry and stuff. Very beta and ultimately unfruitful in the long term. If only I'd found the manosphere at 18, rather than 26. If it even existed back then.

[Peregrine]

I was 18. Pretty standard.

[JCsteez]

I tried to have sex when I was 7 with my sister and one of her friends but my was was like 2 inches then so it didn't work out. Damn that was weird.

Lost it legit when I was 13.

[BoiBoi]

16 to some girl from my class. Cute skinny Polish girl without tits.

[pheonix500000]

(11-05-2013 05:25 PM)JCsteez Wrote:  

I tried to have sex when I was 7 with my sister and one of her friends but my was was like 2 inches then so it didn't work out. Damn that was weird.

Lost it legit when I was 13.

Your sister? BAN

[Quintus Curtius]

I was 19 and I lost it to a long haired redhead named Kathleen who went to a Boston nursing school. Brought her back to my dorm room, flummoxed around like the clueless bastard I was, and somehow managed to close the deal. I had picked her up at a house party thrown by a guy from Barbados named Dolero. He wore a big leather African-centric medallion, like were popular in the last 1980s.

[WanderingSoul]

16 to my 18 year old girlfriend of a couple weeks.

She dumped me one week later.

[Agastya]

(11-05-2013 04:41 AM)Jeimuzu Wrote:  

Back when I was in school (13-14ish) I had an obsession with this one girl in my Science class. She was a solid 10 to me back then. Tall, green eyes, cute face and a nerd at that.

I'd spent the best part of a year trying, flirting, touching in an attempt to get her to be my girlfriend. it did not work (I managed to snap it up later though) so instead I made a move on this one girl in my Maths class who had told me she liked me a few weeks back (said she loved me and some other nonsense) She was a 5 give or take. White, blue eyes, brown hair. She did have a fat ass and a skinny waist though.

We started the whole boyfriend/girlfriend thing and later in the week I was invited around hers for dinner. Her mum and dad were big Elvis fans, there was all kinds of memorabilia on the walls throughout the house and lucky for me they was going out after dinner.

After dinner we started watching a movie on the couch and waited for her parents to leave. As soon as they went out the door she pounced on me. After about 5 minutes we was both stripped down to our underwear, she told me to grab my clothes and come upstairs.

We went into her room and onto her bed. I started kissing along her stomach when I noticed a suspicious stench, I had no idea what it was so I asked her "Can you smell something?" She looked at me and said no. I whipped her Bra and Knickers off and carried on kissing. As I got lower I knew where this foul stench was coming from.

It was like a mix of 3 weeks worth of body odour and a dead rat mixed in one coochie. I pulled my head up sharpish and was pretty shocked to be honest but I wanted to go into school the next day and say I had sex so i soldiered on.

No condom, hit it raw for about 15 minutes while battling the urge to pull out and go dip my piece in sulfuric acid. It was her first aswell so she was in a little bit of pain and wanted to stop. I pulled out but asked if I could stick it in her ass instead (was hitting it doggy at the time and was curious what the other hole would feel like) she complied and i tried to shove it in.

It was like trying to push a sausage through a straw. She had some Vaseline on the side so I grabbed it, slapped it on and shoved it all in. She let out a massive scream and flew off the end of my dick like a party popper. She rolled around the bed while I apologised and tried to comfort her (beta)

We ended up chilling at hers watching a movie until her parents came back and they gave me a lift home. The next day at school when I saw her she was walking like a cowboy. By then I had told all my friends and they started to hurl jokes in her direction. We broke up about a week after.

Epic story.

Lost it at age 17, March of this year. Fucked this skinny ass Filipino girl(solid 5 in looks, but a total freak) on the floor of a public bathroom. Regretted it initially, then proceeded to fuck her something like forty times over the summer. Good if degrading times. She also smoked me out of something like an ounce of weed, heheh.

[Swooper]

I would be considered a late bloomer. Lost mine at age 19 to a cute asian chick (from montreal) who was the same age. We met due to being in the same tour group in China. She was super into my faux-british accent and my recently acquired alpha attitude. I had to fend off cockblocks from my parents and my younger brother but I finally got a hotel room all to myself and got her to sneak out of her mom's room at night. Wasn't an epic session by any means because of my terrible stamina back then but I consider it the moment my life actually ‘started’.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

(11-05-2013 05:47 PM)pheonix500000 Wrote:  

(11-05-2013 05:25 PM)JCsteez Wrote:  

I tried to have sex when I was 7 with my sister and one of her friends but my was was like 2 inches then so it didn't work out. Damn that was weird.

Lost it legit when I was 13.

Your sister? BAN

Oh for gods' sake, children "play doctor" from time to time.

[VincentVinturi]

I lost the v-card to a 19 year old filipina chick in Brooklyn when I was but a wee lad of 14.

My best friend at the time, who I was staying with that summer, was insanely jealous.

Fast forward 10 years and I visit him. He picks me up from the bus station and says "hey, you wanna go say hi to Julie?" Yeah, let's go, should be a riot.

We came to her work, she was working at a liquor store, and I came up to her and said hi. She did a double take and then gave me a shocked hug. We all chatted a bit and it was fun catching up.

On the ride back to my friend's house he asked me "so...do you still like her?" I said "I don't know, didn't really think about it." He said "well would you hook up with her now?" I said "yeah maybe, I don't know." He said "Oh good. Because I FUCKED her."

Then on July 4th they made it a point to make out in front of me and rub it in my face that they were fucking each other. I was never able to figure out why they would act so shitty. My friend's resentment I understand. But her? I can't imagine what I did to make her want to tease me that night, lead me on, and then go fuck my friend.

Life is a box of fucking chocolates, that's for sure.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

LOL that's a double fail - first he shows himself a shitty friend, then he pulls the "top that, motherfuckers" and brags about banging a 29-year old as if that were some kind of crowning accomplishment.

[Brisey]

19 for me, it was on a lads holiday in Tenerife.
I nailed a fat 3 out of 10 on some wasteland near my hotel whilst my fat mate did her fat 3 out of 10 friend about 5 metres away.
Romantic times.

[bounce]

Oh man these stories are hilarious.

I first entered the V at 16. She was a super hot town slut. It was at a little party with my friend and I and 4 chicks. One of the other chicks came in and was making out with me while the one I banged was blowing me. Would've been pretty cool if these chicks weren't total whores. They were fucking hot though