Video of Virgins kissing for the first time
oh hell no
My gums started to bleed just by watching this
I thought I had seen it all. I must watch this show.
With God's help, I'll conquer this terrible affliction.
By way of deception, thou shalt game women.
Diaboli virtus in lumbar est -The Devil's virtue is in his loins.
I find it so funny how was soon as they're allowed to they go at it like 14 year olds in a movie theater. Disturbing how she goes from a good looking woman to a 12 year old girl (body language) in a matter of seconds. Regardless I'd still hit that, I bet someone has.
Also don't think these people are an anomaly. My hometown is the bible belt of Canada, there are more than a few people I know who have gone down this path.
Also don't think these people are an anomaly. My hometown is the bible belt of Canada, there are more than a few people I know who have gone down this path.
Looks like a horse eating
Everyone likes to make fun of this couple, but I see true love.
We shouldn't be so hard on them. They've lived much more innocent lives than us.
We shouldn't be so hard on them. They've lived much more innocent lives than us.
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You know...I wanted to post about this yesterday, but couldn't stop laughing long enough to do it! I think there are more adult virgins walking around than we'd like to acknowledge, though few are as extreme as this couple. To not even have kissed before marriage takes true discipline. They managed to avoid any and all temptation - they didn't do anything that might lead to them WANTING to bang. I wonder if they'd ever masturbated though. That must have been a hell of a first nut. In fact, he probably squirted before he got it in.
"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
They are not likely to get divorced if they both are.
they probably didnt even watch kissing scenes on tv or movies. whos first kiss is like that?
I bet she got wet as a river just from that kiss.
Yikes.....
What an awkward wedding night that would of been.
What an awkward wedding night that would of been.
Quote: (11-30-2011 02:48 PM)Samseau Wrote:
Everyone likes to make fun of this couple, but I see true love.
We shouldn't be so hard on them. They've lived much more innocent lives than us.
I agree. In a strange way, I sort of envy them. They will have months, if not years, of blissful sex. Everything will be new to them; they have a full menu of things they haven't tried. They'll fuck it up, but neither of them will be the wiser. I wouldn't mind feeling that excitement of simply fondling some titties or a bare ass again. I still remember grabbing this girl's ass in like the 6th grade and having a chub for like a week. I remember her ass was absolutely glorious to me back then. I wonder if I would still feel the same way (doubt it). I still remember the first time I watched porn as a kid. That shit blew me away.
Do you guys remember that kind of shit? Something so simple meant so much. Think about how desensitized we are. It would take a naked Scarlett Johansson served on a platter made out of Rhianna and a few girls from the "What do you consider a 10 thread?" just for us to fully rotate our bodies to take a look.
I wouldn't have it any other way, but we're junkies in a way. There's a price to all this delicious pussy: you want more and more of it.
Dude will get sick of that kitty eventually though. Plus lady still an American and her Hamster will start going for Brisco at Planet Fitness soon enough.
As a young pup I got sick of my first fuck buddy/Gf after 3 months lol.
As a young pup I got sick of my first fuck buddy/Gf after 3 months lol.
Update:
The previously-a-virgin-but-no-more co-star of the show, Ryan, has this to say about sex:
"It was good, but not as good as I was expecting. It was not really like in the movies."
Don't worry Ryan, it will be even better than the movies.
http://www.nerve.com/news/love-sex/virgi...ies-couple
The previously-a-virgin-but-no-more co-star of the show, Ryan, has this to say about sex:
"It was good, but not as good as I was expecting. It was not really like in the movies."
Don't worry Ryan, it will be even better than the movies.
http://www.nerve.com/news/love-sex/virgi...ies-couple
Reminds me of the movie Conheads where Ronnie kisses the girl for the first time and blew his mind.
Girl: "Ronnie, I'm not ready."
*Insane kiss.*
Ronnie: "Oh... you're ready."
Then Beldar comes out, thinking his daughter was about to be raped, and fucks Ronnie up. "I find you to be unacceptable."
Coneheads was my favorite movie as a kid.
Girl: "Ronnie, I'm not ready."
*Insane kiss.*
Ronnie: "Oh... you're ready."
Then Beldar comes out, thinking his daughter was about to be raped, and fucks Ronnie up. "I find you to be unacceptable."
Coneheads was my favorite movie as a kid.
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to prove my previous post this is about my hometown
http://www.insidevancouver.ca/2011/12/02...lity-show/
http://www.insidevancouver.ca/2011/12/02...lity-show/
Quote: (12-15-2011 11:57 AM)WesternCancer Wrote:
to prove my previous post this is about my hometown
http://www.insidevancouver.ca/2011/12/02...lity-show/
From the article:
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They talked about their quest for the perfect guy who must, in the words of one blogger, “be strong in character, a leader and have Jesus as his centre.”
These aging nobodies want a "perfect guy" because they are perfect girls because they each have a vagina. Female entitlement to the nth degree. They deserve their Christian prince just because they are women. The best looking one of them is a 6 AT BEST.
Sadly, I'm sure there will be some noble white knight beta who will just want to do anything and everything to secure the love and affection of these depreciating assets.
LMAO "born again virgin" .... What does that even mean?
It means they've fucked before but pledge not to fuck again until marriage.
Quote: (12-16-2011 06:35 AM)P Dog Wrote:
It means they've fucked before but pledge not to fuck again until marriage.
I knooooow thaaaaat.
I am just calling out the bullshited-y-ness of it.
its like cooking a steak... deep freezing it... and reheating that freezer burned bitch in the microwave.
Only people with poor taste, or starving dudes will take that stuff in with a hearty grin. Me I'd be insulted somebody would serve me that shit.
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