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My friend the prostitute
10-31-2011, 08:03 PM
I read this twice. Parlay wants to throw down a "Retro-fuck".. sometimes you just have to do it to clear your head but with all the smack in the mix it's a bad idea.
Parlay.. remember that she has more moves than you and don't drink too much and throw caution to the wind. Treat her like a hooker first and don't bother re-kindling a lost flame.
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My friend the prostitute
10-31-2011, 08:47 PM
I agree with everyone else on here that it's a shitty idea. But if you're anything like me you're probably going to fuck her anyways, so do it for the learning experience.
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My friend the prostitute
10-31-2011, 09:03 PM
Nice troll, will visit again. A+
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My friend the prostitute
10-31-2011, 09:09 PM
Totally true story bro. Not trolling. I swear.
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My friend the prostitute
10-31-2011, 09:11 PM
Put up a picture of her.
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My friend the prostitute
10-31-2011, 09:52 PM
She's got some "chunk" for a junker.
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My friend the prostitute
10-31-2011, 09:52 PM
Wow...she's kind of healthy looking (I mean FAT) for a former druggie. Pretty too. I imagined she'd be emaciated and raggedy-looking. I'd ask her if she's ever been tested for HIV (do it in such a way that you're being concerned for her health, because of the intravenous drug use...not because you're trying to fuck her). If she's got a clean bill of health, I'd be inclined to try to SMASH, or at least get my knob polished.
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My friend the prostitute
10-31-2011, 10:21 PM
She's alright, nothing special though. If it were me I'd pass on the bang for the simple reason that, as many have previously mentioned, the gain doesn't outweigh the risk. It could also be that she wants some sort of relationship that is non-drug related because you two go way back and she has a certain comfort level built with you. But I doubt it. I work in the healthcare field in a retail setting and deal with TONS of young girls that come in to buy syringes that are obviously intravenous drug users. They have to show their ID to prove they're 18 in order to do so. You'd be shocked how attractive some of those chicks used to be before they started using. In comparison your friend looks decent I suppose. Still, I've met hotter functioning addicts. Some of the female users that I run across are super friendly and flirty. But that's more or less just a facade they've built up over time to continue doing what they are doing. There is one girl however that I've been dying to, well, nevermind. You get the point. Help her out by assisting her in getting her life back together, not by adding to her problems or using her for sex. Unless of course you see yourself in a relationship with her down the road? Then again, on these boards I know it all comes down to the lay. Bottom line: Too risky. I say pass.
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My friend the prostitute
10-31-2011, 10:34 PM
true wear a rubber as she is in a high risk "job". I dated this hot petite erotic masseuse a couple of time and when it came time to do the do she told me she had genital herpes so I should be "careful" , I bailed out. thanks but no thanks.
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My friend the prostitute
11-01-2011, 03:17 AM
Dude, if you got laid enough you wouldn't be thinking about this. There is plenty of fish in the sea, don't shit on your life for some pussy. Treat her like a guy, help her as an old friend but thats it.
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My friend the prostitute
11-01-2011, 06:46 AM
Dont get too attached mate,these kind of girls;with their honesty and 'how the world fucked me over to this state' usually attract sympathy from fellas that could easily turn into feelings......Pretty Woman.
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My friend the prostitute
11-01-2011, 06:55 AM
I live in Miami, and have met plenty of "normal" girls who are secretly "viviendo del toto", but I'll be damned if I called them friends, and I sure as hell wouldn't help them hook up their backpage ad.
If a chick wants you to help her on some solid, respectable shit, that's cool, but expending energy on someone who's a heroin junkie and backpage whore is not the business.
A big part of having game is knowing which chicks to not fuck with.
This thread is very indicative of where your level of game is.
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My friend the prostitute
11-01-2011, 08:16 AM
Girls attract girls.... Have her be your wing woman in some way... Before you even help her with computers, just go out with her to a bar/club. Don't spend too much money, you buy a round, she buys one 50 50...... Afterall, that is what friends do. Once she proves her worth, you won't have a desire to have sex with a potential diseased cunt.
just my $0.02
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My friend the prostitute
11-01-2011, 10:28 AM
Quote: (10-31-2011 10:34 PM)metalhaze Wrote:
true wear a rubber as she is in a high risk "job". I dated this hot petite erotic masseuse a couple of time and when it came time to do the do she told me she had genital herpes so I should be "careful" , I bailed out. thanks but no thanks.
Herpes is a WHOLE different ballgame. You can pick that up with just skin-to-skin contact. You'd essentially have to wear a body condom to be truly safe from that.
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My friend the prostitute
11-01-2011, 11:58 AM
I missed the pictures dammit. Mechanico how was it? I would just get a dick suck in my car and call it a day
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My friend the prostitute
12-08-2011, 10:44 PM
Assuming that this is real.....
Stop being such a simp and begging for pussy. This woman is a mess and begging for pussy from this mess makes you pathetic. The point of game is to get puss from decent/high quality women without going through this beta begging bullshit. Tell this heroin addicted hot mess of a hoe to fuck off and go do some cold approaches.
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My friend the prostitute
12-08-2011, 11:02 PM
Man, this thread had so much drama, and she ends up flaking.
I say, there should be a new rule for the game forum...
"Members are not allowed to obsess over a woman that has not been banged by anyone on the forum."
Jesus, I can't believe people got so wrapped up over a fucking ho.
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My friend the prostitute
12-08-2011, 11:33 PM
whores are whores. druggies are druggies.
Birds of feather flock together. Of course you can't judge someone when you are one of them
