rooshvforum.network is a fully functional forum: you can search, register, post new threads etc...
Old accounts are inaccessible: register a new one, or recover it when possible. x


The Ultimate Isolation Move
#26

The Ultimate Isolation Move

Also at times it can lead to a quick blowjob. At my old apartment that had a dick view of the Dallas skyline the girl I was dating at the time was sitting outside smoking a cig. I went inside to grab a cold one. When I came back out for my slightly drunk self decided to pull shorts down and went towards her mouth between a drag.
Felt pretty good
Reply
#27

The Ultimate Isolation Move

Plus a girl smoking is sexy
Reply
#28

The Ultimate Isolation Move

Quote: (08-22-2011 02:31 PM)iknowexactly Wrote:  

I've written thousands of health reports for people in nursing homes, which is a pretty slick isolation move- for yourself.

My unscientific memory indicates the great majority of those under 60 years of age who were in nursing homes seemed to be smokers from their history.

It's not just the cancer sweepstakes you're enjoying, there's emphysema, heart attacks, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease which is basically your gummed up, irreparable lungs not being able to absorb oxygen-- and for which there's really no treatment, and the grand prize: strokes, which can and do change you from a confident, alert person into a half-paralyzed, drooling, slurring invalid who clearly remembers how they declined so hugely in one day.

But look at the bright side-- I think it reduces the chance of Alzheimer's because you'll likely be dead.

+1
Smoking cigarettes is fucking stupid. It's an expensive way to kill yourself and causes all sorts of fun health complications

That being said, after reading the original post, sometimes it would be nice if I smoked. Smokers definitely have an advantage over non-smokers in bars/clubs.

I'll enjoy the elasticity of my lungs while you guys swoop whores.
Reply
#29

The Ultimate Isolation Move

Dude smoking causes neglible damage to your lungs if you smoke infrequently. Like smoking 1-2 cigs a week isn't going to do anything to you, either in the short term or long term. Hell, 4-6 cigs a week won't do shit to you unless you keep it up for 15+ years. And you can just quit, and your lungs will heal it all away within a year or so.

How do I know this? My roommate is a doctor, and he smokes! [Image: icon_lol.gif]

Contributor at Return of Kings.  I got banned from twatter, which is run by little bitches and weaklings. You can follow me on Gab.

Be sure to check out the easiest mining program around, FreedomXMR.
Reply
#30

The Ultimate Isolation Move

Hell yea Samseau thats what I thought!
Reply
#31

The Ultimate Isolation Move

I'm thinking about switching the game up on these lizards and start smoking cigars...
Reply
#32

The Ultimate Isolation Move

Yea or what about an old school pipe?
Reply
#33

The Ultimate Isolation Move

Quote: (08-30-2011 02:47 AM)Riker Wrote:  

Yea or what about an old school pipe?

Last night just saw an older cat holding court with three younger girls smoking a pipe at one of my favorite bistros.

Cat was dressed smooth, you could tell had some twenties to rub together.

Seemed like it was working for him.
Reply
#34

The Ultimate Isolation Move

Quote: (08-23-2011 10:21 PM)travolta Wrote:  

Smoking cigarettes is fucking stupid. It's an expensive way to kill yourself and causes all sorts of fun health complications

That being said, after reading the original post, sometimes it would be nice if I smoked. Smokers definitely have an advantage over non-smokers in bars/clubs.

I'll enjoy the elasticity of my lungs while you guys swoop whores.

Lots of things will kill you. The most fun is usually had in "stupid" activities.

Some guys wanna live in a bubble.

To me, that's not living.

YMMV.




Reply
#35

The Ultimate Isolation Move

Smokes are also great ways for girls to come out out and start a conversation if they see you in the bar.

Whenever a girl comes out and asks for a smoke I usually use the line 'only if you introduce yourself first' and go from there.
Reply
#36

The Ultimate Isolation Move

Mike, you're big into physical fitness, how do you feel smoking effects your fitness level? This is my biggest concern if I were to start smoking, that my time in the gym would suffer.

Chef In Jeans
A culinary website for men
Reply
#37

The Ultimate Isolation Move

Quote: (10-19-2011 02:22 PM)MikeCF Wrote:  

Quote: (08-23-2011 10:21 PM)travolta Wrote:  

Smoking cigarettes is fucking stupid. It's an expensive way to kill yourself and causes all sorts of fun health complications

That being said, after reading the original post, sometimes it would be nice if I smoked. Smokers definitely have an advantage over non-smokers in bars/clubs.

I'll enjoy the elasticity of my lungs while you guys swoop whores.

Lots of things will kill you. The most fun is usually had in "stupid" activities.

Some guys wanna live in a bubble.

To me, that's not living.

YMMV.




Exactly.

Swooping 100's of girls would probably be classified as "stupid" as well.

Although I don't see many people arguing with that.
Reply
#38

The Ultimate Isolation Move

Howdy Forum,

Bumping this thread to ask about a picture of a box of cigarettes someone posted that looked like a white box and all cigarettes had filter tips.

I used the search via forum route and have been unable to find that pic........

Thanks in advance [Image: smile.gif]

"You can not fake good kids" - Mike Pence
Reply
#39

The Ultimate Isolation Move

Quote: (10-23-2011 11:12 PM)Lothario Wrote:  

Howdy Forum,

Bumping this thread to ask about a picture of a box of cigarettes someone posted that looked like a white box and all cigarettes had filter tips.

I used the search via forum route and have been unable to find that pic........

Thanks in advance [Image: smile.gif]

You mean Sobranie Blacks?

[Image: 250px-Sobranie_Black_Russian_cigarettes.png]

"A flower can not remain in bloom for years, but a garden can be cultivated to bloom throughout seasons and years." - xsplat
Reply
#40

The Ultimate Isolation Move

Yep these are the ones, You Da Man Caligula, Thanks once again...........

"You can not fake good kids" - Mike Pence
Reply


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)