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10-05-2011, 11:32 AM
Was having a conversation with a friend of mine last night, and we were talking about recent hookups and what not, and it made me think about all the girls I can remember banging.
I realized that most of the girls I've fucked, really can't fuck.
Let's simply define what good fucking means -- at least to me.
1. She can take the fucking you give her: i.e. if you're packing, there's no complaining, it brings out the lioness in her, her shit talk game is on point, which in itself can make you bust -- just a chick saying "Papi" is not enough.
2. She can put it on you: this means either she's working it from underneath, at an angle if you have her on her side, or you get on your back and let her rock and roll your shit until Challenger-like explosion.
In my experiences, I've had way more #1s than #2s, but the #2s actually make you feel like you've been fucked as opposed to the other way around. It's these chicks who understand the effort it takes to physically please a man like myself. This is the reason I think a lot of women like BJs so much, obviously they can be good when executed properly -- but really how many do you know that can be classified as Supahead? -- but it requires very little effort on her part.
I've come to the conclusion that most girls simply can't fuck, in fact, most just lay there and try to take what's happening to them. My bust is akin to rubbing two sticks together, in that with time, eventually the fire gets started, or in this case, with time, eventually, I bust. That's not the same as it being uncontrollable, it just has to come out because I got worked.
Anyway, think about who your last great fuck was.
Over time as a result of my experiences, I've managed to peep prior to sex who would be good and who wouldn't be, it's an important skill to possess, after all, women have it as well.
Pussy in and of itself doesn't mean shit when the girl can't work it.
P.S. You'll find that the craziest bitches tend to have the best sex game.
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10-05-2011, 11:47 AM
True shit here Jariel. Don't forget that most guys can't fuck either so they never learn. I know girls who can and those are the ones I keep around and or chase from time to time.
This last one a few days ago was dead set that she couldn't cum if she even had one sip of alcohol and had to positioned just right with total concentration on gettin "hers".
Freaking joke and she thinks she's a hot piece of ass.
I think Dash ran this down a few times here.
I grill my buds about how their fucks play out and it turns out that most of them are afraid or incapable of handling a real sex machine.
Crazy bitches do fuck the best. I have thought about Baker acting myself just to get to a mental hospital.
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10-05-2011, 11:56 AM
Most girls aren't skilled when it comes to being on top. Anyone can take it like jariel said. I find the best mouth and top game is usually put on by dancers. 8 times out of 10 when you close an exotic, you're going to have silly top.
I also concur that crazy girls are usually the best. But then again, they're all crazy.
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10-05-2011, 12:22 PM
Stop stealing my blog post ideas Jariel... Even the girl I'm seeing now... while better than 90% of the girls out there... still sucks in the sack comparatively. Women who really know what they're doing use their hips, arch their back, gyrate or move with your rhythm and give incredible blow jobs. I'd say close to 99% of the women out there don't know what the fuck they're doing when they're sucking your dick. There are a million things they do wrong... they don't use enough pressure, don't know what to do with their tongue, don't use their hands, can't deep throat (or don't try), only play with the tip, spend too much time on the balls... I could write a goddamn book on this topic.
Quote: (10-05-2011 11:56 AM)EasyPlayboy Wrote:
Most girls aren't skilled when it comes to being on top. Anyone can take it like jariel said. I find the best mouth and top game is usually put on by dancers. 8 times out of 10 when you close an exotic, you're going to have silly top.
I also concur that crazy girls are usually the best. But then again, they're all crazy.
Best,
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Being on top is the only time a woman has any real control... nothing pisses me off more than the lizards who can't or won't even so much as bounce. Moving back and forth ain't doing shit for me bitch! Bigger girls who barely move are the worst, I stopped letting them get on top a long time ago. Just take it bitch!
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10-05-2011, 12:26 PM
Someone should write a book about this. I have about 100 pages to donate.
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10-05-2011, 12:31 PM
"I find the best mouth and top game is usually put on by dancers. 8 times out of 10 when you close an exotic, you're going to have silly top."
Fo shezzy.
That is why I am an advocate for Exotic Dancers to be a portion of any International Playboy's Girl Portfolio.
I agree with the premise of the post though.
Civilian girls are typically slacking. They really slack on their blower Game too.
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10-05-2011, 12:50 PM
The best for me is not the background.. but this one-two punch:
1. Willingness to learn / be trained
2. No Issues with Sex
If you are complaining about a one nighter.. can you even really do that? If you have a girl in rotation you should hopefully be training her towards your preferred style.
I am willing to bet that most one nighters you guys have encountered have weird issues that never come up in the 24 hrs you know them. I am sure some guy grabbed the back of their hard too hard and pushed them down on it or 'accidentally' blew it in their face. All of which ruins them for future guys.
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10-05-2011, 02:29 PM
Reading stuff like this gives me hope.
I dont have a ton of notches on my bedpost (yet) but I've got enough to be able to agree here. Most of the sex I've had in my life kinda sucked, I wont lie. Its good for about 10 minutes, then the novelty of it wears off and its just work.
Most girls cant work it for shit, they try to overtake and set the pace, which is not their job unless I allow it. They cant get in rhythm and fuck up even getting plowed. I was starting to think sex was just overrated, but more and more I'm being told this, girls cant fuck, especially white American girls.
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10-05-2011, 02:47 PM
Completely agree. Most girls I've been with are the worst, especially on top, nothing worse than when youre fucking them when theyre on top and they try to grind you at the same time. I get youre into it but don't even bother if you can't keep rhythm. In these cases I usually just grab their hips and fuck so hard and fast they stop moving because it feels so good. Another annoying trait is when youre fucking them when theyre lying flat on their stomach and they try to raise their hips, feels like my dick is going to break off.
My last great fuck was a few mondays ago. Picked this girl up at "student night" at the bar. Didn't even say a word to her until we got on the bus home. Best BJ i've had and full of fun ideas. Nothing like plowing a girl from behind, you just met an hour ago on your 16th floor balcony overlooking the entire city. Even funnier when you have to explainto your roommates why there are handprints there. Too bad she was a top tier super slut, guess that would explain the bj skills.
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10-05-2011, 03:16 PM
Y'all are right but here's some advice. When a girl is riding me or I'm hitting it from the back, ill talk shit to her and it usually makes them work harder. "You better ride my dick and get it wet" or "is that all u can do. Cum on my dick now!!" I love watching them go from lazy to a determined bitch.
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10-05-2011, 03:27 PM
ahhahahahaha I'm going to use that next time. Another one that fits with that is if you last really long she's going to start wondering why she can't please you after about the 1hour mark (if she isn't too sore) she'll do just about anything to get you off.
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10-05-2011, 04:43 PM
seems like a catch 22, because I imagine the ones who pack in sack rock the most cock.
but if it's good sex we're lookin for, that doesn't really matter does it.
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10-05-2011, 07:57 PM
Bisexuals give terrible blowjobs.
For some reason girls who went to art school at one time or another are better at sex than the normies...
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10-06-2011, 01:04 PM
Quote: (10-06-2011 12:59 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
Quote: (10-06-2011 11:59 AM)Lumiere Wrote:
So train em
It's not worth it most the time unless shes got many other qualities that makes you want to keep her around.
I'm not one of those guys who thinks they should leave a girl better than they found her. That's horse shit. Chicks needs to "woman up" and learn the tricks of the trade because they're slacking even into their late 20s now.
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10-06-2011, 04:52 PM
The only piece of pussy you should train to do anything, is your wife. These other whores don't deserve training. These bitches don't sweep , mop, and cook, Why train? For some other dude to enjoy your investment?
THere are numerous whores who are already trained up and duty bound to make you cum for ages. Thanks be to the men who created these monsters.
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10-06-2011, 05:11 PM
Why not train a girl you plan on banging for a while? It shouldn't take more than a few times and if shes too incompetent to learn how to please you dump her.