[afronoob]

Of course they're not your average round the way girls. These are the bitches forced down out throats 24/7 by the media monsters-and yet they're really not that hot.
Here are my 2 most overrated.



At best they're both 7.5s. In fact I've really never seen J-Lo's famous booty. IMHO,it a myth.

[amistod]

Beyonce... it's all money with these girls.

[Vitriol]

The Hollywood / mainstream media definition of female attractiveness is totally out of touch with what men like. I'm sure none of us think that Julia Roberts and Jennifer Aniston are the most attractive women on the planet.

It's all targeted at the women who consume that stuff, not men. The whole celebrity-tabloid culture is totally off the radar to the vast majority of men. Just ignore it and make it irrelevant.

[Tuthmosis]

You hit my personal #1 for this list in J-Lo, but there are certainly several other infuriating ones. Here's the first that comes to mind:

   

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At best they're both 7.5s. In fact I've really never seen J-Lo's famous booty. IMHO,it a myth.

I've often said--and will repeat in this venue--that I see better asses than J-Lo's on a daily basis, just walking around. Plus, it's usually younger and attached to a less ghetto, cuter face and attitude. Bitch, and her ass, is the biggest fable in Hollywood today.

[Gmac]

Don't forget Beyonce. Pretty much any woman with the "diva" title.

[Kish]

Anna Faris

[Nonpareil]

I second Angelina Jolie and Mariah Carey, but Jennifer Lopez is still mad fly at 42...obviously not as hot as she was in the U-Turn and Anaconda days, but still a girl I'd easily fuck. Not the sexiest woman in the world by any stretch (look at People magazine's track record of 'Most beautiful people in the world'; 2011: J-Lo, 2010: Julia Roberts, 2009: Christina Applegate, they're clearly on the 'Cougars are sexy!' team, source), but still pretty hot.

How about these more under-the-radar choices?



Yes, she's still a 7.5-8 and she's aging pretty well, but if you saw Black Swan, you also saw that Mila Kunis easily beats her by a full point, maybe more.



Again, for her age she's extremely hot, but she's a girl that nerds worship at the altar of...I mean I can see that she's cute in a my-friend's-hot-mom way, but I never jumped on board with it (her, or her comedy).



Face - 7.5
Body - Of a 12 year old boy

Also her acting is stilted and awkward.

[jariel]

I wonder how many dicks J. Lo had to blow to go from a fly girl on "In Living Color" to one of the world's most famous celebrities -- in fact she's living proof that the music and film industries aren't about talent.

For a Boricua, she's really not that hot, and yes the body is incredibly overrated.

It's kind of like Shakira, an average looking Colombiana, IMO.

[jariel]

This is Mariah now, her blackness is really starting to kick in.

[afronoob]

(09-21-2011 11:19 AM)jariel Wrote:  

This is Mariah now, her blackness is really starting to kick in.

The thing is if the media must push these manufactured bitches onto us;why not get genuine hotties in the first place? There's no Megan Fox trying to get into music? There's no bitch at this level,who ever dreamed of music or the acting biz?

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I wonder how many dicks J. Lo had to blow to go from a fly girl on "In Living Color" to one of the world's most famous celebrities -- in fact she's living proof that the music and film industries aren't about talent.

You've given me an idea-stateside rooshmen leading an intervention to raise the hotness level of America's leading ladies. How long must we suffer the sight of these average hoes?

[Nonpareil]

(09-21-2011 11:33 AM)afronoob Wrote:  

You've given me an idea-stateside rooshmen leading an intervention to raise the hotness level of America's leading ladies. How long must we suffer the sight of these average hoes?

As I've said, the most beautiful woman in the world isn't some actress that's like 38 years old; it's some 20 year old in a place like Kiev, Medellin, St. Petersberg or Madrid.

[El Rey]

Emma Stone



I don't think any straight guy in his right mind pegs this broad at more than a 5.5 (and even that's being generous). It's a joke that the Hollywood 'powers that be' keep pushing this plain jane, man-voiced cunt into the mainstream. First in Superbad, and then this year in 'The Help' and 'Crazy Stupid Love'. I'm still in shock that they made her Ryan Gosling's love interest in that movie. If I was Gosling I would have said, "I'm not working with that slag, cast a hot girl who actually sounds like a girl. Until then I'm not coming out of my fucking trailer." I'm guessing she's sucked a lot of Hollywood producer dick.

[Yams]

(09-21-2011 10:48 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

You hit my personal #1 for this list in J-Lo, but there are certainly several other infuriating ones. Here's the first that comes to mind:



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At best they're both 7.5s. In fact I've really never seen J-Lo's famous booty. IMHO,it a myth.

I've often said--and will repeat in this venue--that I see better asses than J-Lo's on a daily basis, just walking around. Plus, it's usually younger and attached to a less ghetto, cuter face and attitude. Bitch, and her ass, is the biggest fable in Hollywood today.

I am glad I am not the only one that thinks Angelina Jolie is average at best. The worst thing about the media pushing her looks as the standard of beauty is that its causing women to get fake lips that make them look like clowns.

[Nonpareil]

(09-21-2011 12:05 PM)El Rey Wrote:  

Emma Stone



I don't think any straight guy in his right mind pegs this broad at more than a 5.5 (and even that's being generous). It's a joke that the Hollywood 'powers that be' keep pushing this plain jane, man-voiced cunt into the mainstream. First in Superbad, and then this year in 'The Help' and 'Crazy Stupid Love'. I'm still in shock that they made her Ryan Gosling's love interest in that movie. If I was Gosling I would have said, "I'm not working with that slag, cast a hot girl who actually sounds like a girl. Until then I'm not coming out of my fucking trailer." I'm guessing she's sucked a lot of Hollywood producer dick.

Yeah, the other chick in Superbad was way hotter than Emma Stone, who is a 6 only in good light.

But as you said...the real reason she puts me off? Her voice is almost as deep as mine is.

[jariel]

J. Lo's Booty



No Name Latina Who Went To The Beach One Day's Booty

[thegmanifesto]

(09-21-2011 10:42 AM)Vitriol Wrote:  

The Hollywood / mainstream media definition of female attractiveness is totally out of touch with what men like. I'm sure none of us think that Julia Roberts and Jennifer Aniston are the most attractive women on the planet.

It's all targeted at the women who consume that stuff, not men. The whole celebrity-tabloid culture is totally off the radar to the vast majority of men. Just ignore it and make it irrelevant.

This is dead on.

Julia Roberts and Jennifer Aniston are there to sell things to girls.

And Angelina Jolie.

It's getting girls to think, "I love Jennifer Aniston! We could be best friends. I am going to go to the mall and buy that crappy top she was wearing!"

Add this one to that list:



Gwyneth Paltrow

[Moma]

(09-21-2011 10:42 AM)amistod Wrote:  

Beyonce... it's all money with these girls.

I saw Beyonce once on Smart guy. Her eyebrows were black and bushy as fcuk and she was basic.

But with money and some careful application, a lizard can look quite glorious.

[DonovanVC]

Can't believe you put Mariah on here.

She's slipping now, for sure.

But back in the "Honey" days, she was pretty hot. And she's dropped a lot of good music, especially when you listen to the girls who have taken her place (Beyonce, Rihanna, etc).

All those white chicks you put on there are def. overrated though.

[_DC_]

http://www.maxim.com/amg/GIRLS/Articles/2011+Hot+100

That is a pretty good list of chicks as a reference. IMO, Angelina Jolie is hot as is Natalie Portman. That being said, they don't have the pull-the-hair and doggystyle pound inducing qualities of a Megan Fox or Audrina Patridge.

Overrated is hard for me to say for sure, although I think that Scarlett Johansson and Anne Hathaway are overrated, but still very attractive.

One girl on the list sticks out like a sore thumb. She is not even mildly attractive to me:

Anna Pacquin

[jariel]

(09-21-2011 12:28 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 10:42 AM)amistod Wrote:  

Beyonce... it's all money with these girls.

I saw Beyonce once on Smart guy. Her eyebrows were black and bushy as fcuk and she was basic.

But with money and some careful application, a lizard can look quite glorious.

The funny thing with the black female celebrities is how much they "whiten" them up.

[Clockwork_Orange]

All women from US and Uk media, those nations hardly produce extremely goodlooking individuals unless they are recent foreigners.

[Nonpareil]

(09-21-2011 12:53 PM)_DC_ Wrote:  

http://www.maxim.com/amg/GIRLS/Articles/2011+Hot+100

That is a pretty good list of chicks as a reference. IMO, Angelina Jolie is hot as is Natalie Portman. That being said, they don't have the pull-the-hair and doggystyle pound inducing qualities of a Megan Fox or Audrina Patridge.

Overrated is hard for me to say for sure, although I think that Scarlett Johansson and Anne Hathaway are overrated, but still very attractive.

One girl on the list sticks out like a sore thumb. She is not even mildly attractive to me:

Anna Pacquin

Anna Paquin is weird lookin', I agree.

Flyest girls on the list are Kunis, Smulders, Snow, Decker, Brie, Kelly, Greene, Brook, Vandervoort and Belle.

Diaz, Middleton, Lohan, Michele, Rivera (Michele and Rivera but no Dianna Agron, fail), Lavigne, Stone, Paquin and JWOWW (LOL!) shouldn't be anywhere near this list, but I guess a big, mainstream magazine like Maxim can only operate with so much agency.

[scorpio]

Yo guys, how is this chick even a model? For what?

[Vitriol]

(09-21-2011 12:53 PM)_DC_ Wrote:  

http://www.maxim.com/amg/GIRLS/Articles/2011+Hot+100

That is a pretty good list of chicks as a reference.

I think Cameron Diaz (4), Natalie Portman (8), Jessica Alba (21), Britney Spears (25), Anna Faris (44), Christina Aguilera (58) have been in every one of these generic lists published for the past decade or so. They certainly aren't getting any younger or hotter. There are plenty of no name C-list models posted in the 10 thread on this forum who are way better. I guess some of the celebrity names keep ending up in those things because they consistently get tons of media exposure. Either that or the editors of Maxim magazine (and related rags) are just lazy so they publish some inoffensive generic list with names that people will recognize.

I'm willing to bet that if a similar list was compiled by a popular vote of dudes where anyone could be written in, it would probably end up being a bunch of pornstars...

[Pusscrook]

(09-21-2011 10:26 AM)afronoob Wrote:  

Of course they're not your average round the way girls. These are the bitches forced down out throats 24/7 by the media monsters-and yet they're really not that hot.
Here are my 2 most overrated.



At best they're both 7.5s. In fact I've really never seen J-Lo's famous booty. IMHO,it a myth.

Paris Hilton : the most overrated white lizard in history
Beyonce,Rihanna:overrated black lizards
Selma,Penelope, Jennifer: Overrated latina lizards