[el mechanico]

Over the years I have noticed shit that almost every girl does.

It would be nice to see imput from guys in other countries to compare as well as my fellow patriots.

My list

1:If a girl named Tracy called her fat in first grade she will hate everyother girl named Tracy for years.

2: Blame acting crazy on her period."Sorry I blew up and keyed your car last night I'm pms-ing"

3:Will tell you about everything wrong with her when she shows up for a date."My nails need to be done" "I couldn't find my black dress"
"I need to get my car detailed"

4:Hates on any girl you know. Sister ,cousins, coworkers, exes,

5:Makes herself extremely available if she can smell that you are going out without her.

6: Gets mad if you enforce gender roles.

7:A second date turns them into a PI

8:Invades all of your privacy as a "test"

9:Waterworks when things don't work.

10:Keeps other guys on pause.

[scorpio]

To summarize what you said, they act like petty little retards a good majority of the time.

[Nonpareil]

Ask questions they don't want the answers to.

That hotdamnIrock guy in the funny vids thread has it right, they do this, but they do it wrong. When a chick is going to do this, she'll sit you down, make eye contact and preamble ('Look, I hate asking you this, but I need to know...did you fuck my roommate?').

With that kind of preamble I can stack six lies on top of each other and monitor my tells and tics so effectively that she won't even know I'm lying to her. What they should do is try to catch you off guard; 'I'm going to the store, do you want something to eat, and oh, did you fuck my roommate?'

[tenderman100]

• Lists everything you did wrong last time you were together...didn't get her a drink, didn't kiss her goodbye passionately enough, didn't...well, whatever you did or didn't do.
• Complains about your lack of attentiveness -- didn't call, text, email at whatever the right frequency is in her mind (which changes with with wind)
• Didn't pay enough attention to her when you were out with friends,
• Paid TOO much attention to another girl when you were out with her, even though you basically made small talk with that other girl...
  

Really, the possibilities are endless....the only reaction you can have is this...

[at350zguyy]

Mech, only noticed #5 from that list.

I'm pretty new to this, but here's what I've noticed:

1) Make themselves out to be busier than Fortune 500 CEO's by always texting someone on the phone without apologizing for it

2) Get angry if you're late, but qualify if she's late

[Wizard]

1) I think we've all seen the "I want a nice guy" or "No really I'm different I really want a nice guy" mantra far to often.

2) Chicks will be more evil to other chicks then a man ever will.

3) Women will always assume the worst whenever the hear about a couple going through a divorce.

That not that they will ever admit it...

[el mechanico]

I'll add one more
11: If she's going thru a divorce she will try to destroy all her friends marriages to get her single girls back.

[Parlay44]

Marriage Fever - pressure you for marriage because her friends are married or newly engaged

Baby Fever - Pressure you for kids or purposefully get pregnant because her girlfriends are pregnant or just had a baby

[Parlay44]

Bleed for five days but don't die. LOL

[Vitriol]

(09-13-2011 11:28 AM)at350zguyy Wrote:  

1) Make themselves out to be busier than Fortune 500 CEO's by always texting someone on the phone without apologizing for it

We've already discussed this behavior a lot on the forum, but it's extremely annoying and becoming a global problem. It's not just limited to the U.S. anymore. All these bitches think they're celebrities because of the constant attention from text messaging and social media.

About a year ago there was a great post from Roissy about the issue:
http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2010/09/3...-disorder/

[at350zguyy]

(09-13-2011 01:07 PM)Vitriol Wrote:  

(09-13-2011 11:28 AM)at350zguyy Wrote:  

1) Make themselves out to be busier than Fortune 500 CEO's by always texting someone on the phone without apologizing for it

We've already discussed this behavior a lot on the forum, but it's extremely annoying and becoming a global problem. It's not just limited to the U.S. anymore. All these bitches think they're celebrities because of the constant attention from text messaging and social media.

About a year ago there was a great post from Roissy about the issue:
http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2010/09/3...-disorder/

a good read, especially for noobs such as myself! thanks vitriol.