[slothpiece]

I was in Tampa and drunkenly brought home the bartender after all the girls in the bar had left. It was one of two bartenders left and she looked nice when I had the goggles on.

[Timoteo]

Tupac ended up in prison in part due to a "leave behind." This is the chick that sucked his dick on the dancefloor at Nell's, a nightspot on West 14th Street in NYC that's no longer there. He took her back to the hotel that night and smashed, and she "forgot" her wallet. She returned the next day to get it, and Pac couldn't be bothered because he was tired. His boys started fooling around with her, and he wasn't down for the train running and went in the next room to get some Zs, only to be woken up by this chick, all upset about what his boys supposedly did to her. Of course, Pac ended up doing time when he never laid a hand on her. All because this bitch left her wallet behind as a excuse for round two.

[jariel]

I used to go out with a girl who at the end of the night would always manage to leave a small patch of lipstick on my collar, it's a subtle thing, and something you probably won't notice at first.

[agorist]

(06-14-2011 05:28 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

I have to scour my car, bedroom, and bathroom every time a girl comes over because it really is like they're marking their territory (almost animalistic). My main girl found a blonde hair on the crotch of my jeans the other day (along with scratches on my back) and I was lucky to be able to play it off.

It's often a calculated move, but I think sometimes it's subconscious. Rarely if ever an accident.

I wonder how conscious scratches and bite marks are. I think they must be some primal territory marking. I wonder if that is what motivates me to make marks too.

[Viagra_Falls]

4 letters: EBAY

[Aliblahba]

It was a nightmare in the ME trying to keep up, so I gave up. Same as the DR. Damn hair extensions. A friend of mine noticed girls subconsciously pulling out strands of hair and leaving them on the couch. Crazy bitches.

Now I do the same shit to get them busted. A sock under the edge of the bed, underwear under the covers, pubes on the toilet rim. I know it worked when I get a call or text of "You left a sock here". That's all they say, so I know another dude saw it.

Busted.

[Sonsowey]

Why?

[Ingocnito]

Constantly, actually almost every single time. Thongs, tops, pants, earrings, socks, hair, hair brushes, hair anything, sunglasses. Then the follow up; "I need to come over to get my ______."

[AneroidOcean]

The last time I was with Kay she was getting up and getting her things together and she couldn't find the bobby pins that were in her hair the night previous, she couldn't remember where she'd put them.

Just to prove that no good deed goes unpunished, when I searched for them on the other side of my bed and found one on the floor, offered it to her I got:

"That is NOT mine."

Inside I was thinking, "SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK"

But I was non-reactive on the outside, basically just shrugged my shoulders and made a "Hm" noise, then proceeded to throw it away.

Remember guys. Security sweep after a chick leaves, every time.

[Ego]

Not sure if his has been covered I can't be assed reading the entire thread.

A hair pin fell out from some of my old clothes that I had in a bin bag.It belonged to an ex from a year ago. I forgot to pick it up and my fuck buddy zoomed in on this shit like a cruise missile when we were in bed.

The Bird asked "Why is there a hair pin on your floor" in a annoyed self righteous tone.

Ego replied with a lazy "I don't know"

I could hear the hamster hit the Nos switch.

5 minutes later I had the third best blowjob of my life.

So, can these leave behinds be strategically placed to show a hoe that you have other options and they need to step it up?

[FourToTheFloor]

I have my own version of the "leave behind." I leave behind my jizz in her stomach.

I have a weird story about this the other way around though:

One time I was getting dressed to leave after fucking this SIF for like e sixth time, and she finds a condom wrapper under her bed.

The idiot picks it up and hands it to me, saying "haha here's your condom wrapper!" I look at her, suddenly horrified on the inside, and say "Nope, I don't buy those kind."

The worse part is I had hit it raw the last few times. I never spoke to her again and she texted me a few times feeling hurt.

Dumb bitch.

[Que enspastic]

last night i had a chick drive back 20km to pick up her cheap bracelet she left behind.

could be a sign she wasn't happy with seeing (from a distance) my facebook post rating a chick out of 10. when the leave behind is collected it might signal the good times are over.

[AneroidOcean]

(06-05-2013 11:27 PM)Que enspastic Wrote:  

last night i had a chick drive back 20km to pick up her cheap bracelet she left behind.

could be a sign she wasn't happy with seeing (from a distance) my facebook post rating a chick out of 10. when the leave behind is collected it might signal the good times are over.

This is so confusing. Why would she come back for a cheap bracelet unless she in fact wanted you to bang her out again? Makes no sense.

[Vicious]

When I was in college I used to have a lost and found basket on the hat rack in my apartment. Pins, make up, ear.rings even a jacket once. People would ask about it and I'd tell like it is. It's funny but I think that the knowledge of this basket led more girls to leave stuff.

[Que enspastic]

(06-06-2013 01:57 AM)AneroidOcean Wrote:  

(06-05-2013 11:27 PM)Que enspastic Wrote:  

last night i had a chick drive back 20km to pick up her cheap bracelet she left behind.

could be a sign she wasn't happy with seeing (from a distance) my facebook post rating a chick out of 10. when the leave behind is collected it might signal the good times are over.

This is so confusing. Why would she come back for a cheap bracelet unless she in fact wanted you to bang her out again? Makes no sense.

I was confused myself. She came over on her rags just to blow me. After she had swallowed she drove off, only to return for the bracelet. I left it outside the front door so I didn't have to get up from eating dinner.

[Que enspastic]

she just texted me tell me she felt used and she doesn't want to be treated like a quick fuck.

i never invited her over to blow me. that was her idea.

[AneroidOcean]

(06-06-2013 02:44 AM)Que enspastic Wrote:  

she just texted me tell me she felt used and she doesn't want to be treated like a quick fuck.

i never invited her over to blow me. that was her idea.

Your putting the bracelet outside the door so you wouldn't have to get up from your dinner is what set her off. I understand not wanting to be bothered by something that was her fault (leaving the item behind), but she drove 20km to pick it up. You should at least spend the effort to get your ass up and hand it to her. There's being a little callous and then there's just flat out being a complete douche. I think you gave her a bit too much of the latter.

Maybe that's what you wanted, but I didn't get that impression from your post.

This girl that I had over to my place during the week for a massage/dinner trade left her god damn vibrams at my house. She's just a friend but I guess she must want me for sure with all the flirtatiousness AND doing a leave behind when we haven't even done anything. Women.

[Frank Mackey]

Earrings are also a classic and in this case it's usually by accident... They are very difficult to detect. I had a girlfriend that detected some earring left by some girl I must have banged at least 3 months before starting the relation.

[Aliblahba]

(06-05-2013 09:26 AM)Sonsowey Wrote:  

Why?

Why? Same reason they put period juice in your food.

[little wing]

(06-06-2013 02:09 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(06-05-2013 09:26 AM)Sonsowey Wrote:  

Why?

Why? Same reason they put period juice in your food.

Dude, maybe you should think about what kind of girls you are fucking

[Aliblahba]

(06-06-2013 02:10 PM)little wing Wrote:  

(06-06-2013 02:09 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(06-05-2013 09:26 AM)Sonsowey Wrote:  

Why?

Why? Same reason they put period juice in your food.

Dude, maybe you should think about what kind of girls you are fucking

So should you. It's more common than you think. Think about it when a girl invites you over for dinner. There's a thread her on it. Search.

[michelin]

I believe the "leave behind" is mostly a comment on facebook, besides the physical stuff, as a warning to other females.

[AneroidOcean]

(06-06-2013 03:49 PM)michelin Wrote:  

I believe the "leave behind" is mostly a comment on facebook, besides the physical stuff, as a warning to other females.

Not that I always pay attention to this advice (but I'm sure I'll get burned eventually by it), but general board consensus is to NOT add girls you're fucking/pursuing on social media, or just don't have any social media in the first place.

If you lock down your FB profile so you have to review things before they can be posted in your timeline or before you can be tagged you can be reasonably sure you can control or eradicate lame posts girls leave, but then you have to deal with them noticing that their posts aren't ending up on your Facebook, so refer to my first comment.

[Gator_McKlusky]

Nobody has mentioned the biggest leave behind of all - scent. Make no mistake, broads wear perfume to mark you and to mark territory. She didn't borrow your hoodie because she was cold, she borrowed it to put her scent on it.

[AneroidOcean]

(06-06-2013 05:49 PM)Gator_McKlusky Wrote:  

Nobody has mentioned the biggest leave behind of all - scent. Make no mistake, broads wear perfume to mark you and to mark territory. She didn't borrow your hoodie because she was cold, she borrowed it to put her scent on it.

Has anyone actually been called out by a girl based on the scent another girl has left, though?

I mean, I've never even really had a girl stop talking to me because she's "found" something that's not hers or because I've tried to give her a girl's shirt that wasn't actually hers (oops). Got kinda pissed, sure, but not stopped talking to me.

I've never ever ever had a girl comment on the scent another girl has "left behind" either on my room, clothes, or even another girl's pussy on my dick (although I really do try to wash up in the instances where I see girls in between normal showers).