Just landed in Bogota.
Anybody around Parque 93?
Anybody around Parque 93?
Quote: (06-13-2015 01:59 PM)LINUX Wrote:
Quote: (06-13-2015 01:16 PM)Phoenix Wrote:
No I genuinely wanted to know.
People lie everyday Phoenix. We've been lying and deceiving since we were 6 months old to get what we want.
This is what a dialogue would look like for the typical RVF member who didn't lie:
Job interview --
Q: Are you a team player?
A: Not really, look at all you nerds pretending to be important. You guys haven't been laid in over a year. My goal here is to work hard for a few days and then slack off just enough where no one notices.
Date--
Q: So what are you looking for on Tinder?
A: I want to fuck you, wake up, and pray that you are gone and I don't have any venereal disease? What about you?
Police--
Q: Have you been drinking tonight?
A: Nope, but I am high as fuuuuck.
Customs:
Q: Do any illegal drugs on your visit and if so what did you do?
A: A better question would be what drugs did I not do.
Priest:
Q: Tell me your sins son:
A. You have any whiskey? This is going to take a while.
ONS:
Q: Do you always practice safe sex?
A: I take a shower afterwards.
Girlfriend:
Q: How many women have you been with?
A: About 400, give or take a few. What about you?