[Travesty]

Mexicali interests me.

I've seen some Mexicali kids study abroad here.

In Medellin I made out with an 8 college girl studying abroad from there. Tall, thin, fair, modelesque, doll face.

[Travesty]

chochemonger his name is Brewdog for Christ's sake.

Let him live up to it.

[BrewDog]

(12-21-2015 11:40 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  

And Mexicali. Go there, man. Mexicali is pretty great. Lots of college girls that love gringos. Not lying.

Again, post some data. I've never seen data on here about Mexicali, Saltillo, Rosarito, Puerto Nuevo, or Matamoros. I've seen plenty about D.F. and a fair amount about Tijuana.
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I can't post stats, brosapien. I lived in San Diego from 96 to 98 and traveled to Mexicali several times because I had a girlfriend there. It was the sort of town where you feel very watched and very uncomfortable, but a town that you have a great goddamn time in. The girls loved the shit out of me. Just go to a club and see it. I can't prove it to you here in some forum. Go look it up, man. But there's three or four (I don't remember) colleges there, and the girls are very educated and welcoming. My guy friends and I always did very well as Gringos there. I don't know to recommend it now since there's so much crazy, violent shit on the Mexican border now, but in the late 90's, that shit was incredible.

[BrewDog]

There seems to be interest in Mexico, of which I know much. Mexico is a wonderland, and at the same time a huge violent shithole. The Mexicans can be the most wonderful people you'll ever meet. Such sweet, nice people. Then there's the 10% that will burn your van on the side of the road with your body in it. I never felt like I was in danger in Colombia, even after the police got the mordida from us one night and after some scamsters tried to get my $300 in Medellin on my third day or after I got in a fist fight in San Rafael or after a taxi driver fucked me over in Ipiales as soon as I'd crossed the border. Even after all that shit in Colombia in three months, I still never felt in danger. But go down to Mexico, bro, your ass is uptight from the moment you cross the border. It's a beautiful place, but I won't go there again. My ass was puckered even back in the 90's when it was semi okay to venture there. So, I'm posting this to say, don't go to the border or anywhere near it. I went back to Tijuana in 2007 and the whole time the locals looked at us like we were out of our minds. And we were. Go to Cancun or some place safe. But don't go to the border. They're cutting off heads, and they don't care whose heads they are. I fuck around much, but I'm not now. It's out of control, and it's not the wonderland it used to be. Stay safe, brother.

[WanderingSoul]

BrewDog, you don't happen to be from the MidWest, do you?

[BrewDog]

BrewDog, you don't happen to be from the MidWest, do you?
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No bro. Mississippi. But lived in other spots.
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Not sure if it's territorial teenage bitchiness or what, but it seems some people here don't care for me posting my stories. They call me out as a fraud. And that's fine. Perhaps I'm making up everything and I've never been anywhere. If I'm encroaching upon your little forum kingdom, then just say so. I'm not one to stay where I'm not welcome. But you don't have to try and pussy fuck all my posts about my good times in other countries with your catty, bitch, territorial, cockblockiness if I'm moving in on all your cool stories, bruh. If I'm outdoing your stories, then just be a beta bitch and say so, and I'll leave. I know you have some god status here with thousands of posts, although I'm not sure why anyone gives a fuck what shit stories you have, but that's great. Play on, Playah.

[Merenguero]

(12-22-2015 12:26 AM)BrewDog Wrote:  

BrewDog, you don't happen to be from the MidWest, do you?
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No bro. Mississippi. But lived in other spots.

Rio's joke seems to have gone over your head. I don't think he's a Bigbootyluvr or that he Skips Steps either.

[Travesty]

I'm gonna go on the record and say this guy is legit.

Quite a few thought LINUX was a troll when he first started, I gave him his first rep point.

I think a guy named BrewDog from Mississippi that gets shitfaced chasing English hostel broads in Colombia then runs 6 miles at night is just too good not to be true.

Edit: Ok well he edited and decided to go to war seconds after I made this post. Lets see what happens. I think he is one that would fit in well just take a little time to find the right place. Members here are zealous towards people that come in firing.

[Merenguero]

(12-22-2015 12:38 AM)Travesty Wrote:  

I'm gonna go on the record and say this guy is legit.

Quite a few thought LINUX was a troll when he first started, I gave him his first rep point.

I think a guy named BrewDog from Mississippi that gets shitfaced chasing English hostel broads in Colombia then runs 6 miles at night is just too good not to be true.

Edit: Ok well he edited and decided to go to war seconds after I made this post. Lets see what happens. I think he is one that would fit in well just take a little time to find the right place. Members here are gunshy to people that come in firing.

Yeah, I was pretty much agreeing with Travesty, then the guy went ahead and had a meltdown.

[Travesty]

I do have to say I like that he is the type that I am guessing won't edit his last post due to the principle of it.

[BrewDog]

Why would I edit a post that's the goddamn truth? Because you guys think you're hard because you traveled to Colombia? Maybe I'm weak and I need your reinforcement that I'm cool. Please, you guys. Tell me I'm as cool as you because you're hard and have been to Colombia. Ever been to West Africa or Haiti? I could tell you some great, really hardcore stories, but then, you'd accuse me of lying. Colombia is rather tranquil on the scale of hardcore places to visit, but somehow, you guys think it's really cool and dangerous to hang around Medellin. Sweet. I can only hope to hear more amazing stories about your bravery before I have another meltdown.

[Travesty]

I bet you probably do have those stories. You have to realize though we get lots of trolls of internet badasses puffing their chests all the time.

If you wrote a full data sheet on West Africa or Haiti I am sure it would be useful and people would respect it.

[BrewDog]

(12-22-2015 01:05 AM)Travesty Wrote:  

I bet you probably do have those stories. You have to realize though we get lots of trolls of internet badasses puffing their chests all the time.

If you wrote a full data sheet on West Africa or Haiti I am sure it would be useful and people would respect it.

Yes, I'm sure there are lots of poseurs here. I have no doubt that there's lots of posters here that are completely full of shit.

Yet, what have I posted that gives you any inclination that I haven't experienced any of the places about which I've posted? Did you find any of my posts to be untrue? Or are you just trolling on the off chance that perhaps I'm making this shit up? Maybe I am. Maybe I've never been to Medellin and I just happened to know all the shit I talk about from reading the forums and I just concocted all my stories. It's possible. But if that's possible, then all your stories are possibly whoreshit, too. And no one wishes to hear your horsheshit stories about Medellin when you've never been there. See how that feels, ese? I just signed up for this thread today because I'm returning to Colombia and wanna chat about it, but apparently, you guys think that I haven't been there. I guess Medellin is so off the grid that surely no guy such as me could ever have been there. I must be mistaken to think that I would ever hang with the likes of you guys. My my.

[Travesty]

Where are you? I'm flying there to fight you.

Seriously though sober up and give it another go some other day if you aren't banned.

[WanderingSoul]

Put down the Brew, Dog, before you hurt somebody.

People are skeptical around here because there's a lot of banned members who come back and try to drop fake info and stir shit up. You may be exactly who you say, but having a meltdown (a good one too) doesn't help your case much. Keep posting legit info and soon enough people will know the truth.

[BrewDog]

(12-22-2015 01:21 AM)Travesty Wrote:  

Where are you? I'm flying there to fight you.

Seriously though sober up and give it another go some other day if you aren't banned.

Why would I be banned? What have I said? You guys started all this. All I did was tell stories. But I suppose that you're all friends with the master and can get away with starting shit in the hopes that you can get the new guys banned. We surely don't want anyone to have better stories than the regulars, do we. You must feel great and think of yourself as a forum alpha for having so many posts and being able to start shit with the new members to get them banned. I think any level-headed moderator would look back and see what happened, but you seem confident enough to think that you're good enough buddies with the owner to get me banned for having the temerity to call out your bullshit. Good for you, bro. That makes you a really cool guy for being close with a forum mod and getting a new dude banned for disagreeing.

As for your other offer, I was an infantry Marine a lifetime ago. And, though I'm older, I didn't forget any of that shit they taught me. I'll meet your pigheaded ass anywhere and won't sweat it one bit. Let me know when and where. But if you get me banned, and you will, everyone will know you did it so you wouldn't have to meet me and seem like such a pussy. Cheers!

[Travesty]

(12-22-2015 01:35 AM)BrewDog Wrote:  

I'll meet your pigheaded ass anywhere and won't sweat it one bit. Let me know when and where.

So it has come to this.

I repped you you fuckin drunk I am gonna come find you and beat you with my shoe Iraqi style.

[BrewDog]

(12-22-2015 01:46 AM)Travesty Wrote:  

(12-22-2015 01:35 AM)BrewDog Wrote:  

I'll meet your pigheaded ass anywhere and won't sweat it one bit. Let me know when and where.

So it has come to this.

I repped you you fuckin drunk I am gonna come find you and beat you with my shoe Iraqi style.

I sort of like that idea. Will you please do that with a penny loafer? There needs to be an actual penny inside the loafer or I won't get off on it.

[BrewDog]

I repped you you fuckin drunk I am gonna come find you and beat you with my shoe Iraqi style.

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And I'm not sure where this drunk hatred originates. Was your mother a drunk? I'm so sorry for you.

[worldwidetraveler]

Great to have you back Ali. hah

[BrewDog]

(12-22-2015 01:55 AM)worldwidetraveler Wrote:  

Great to have you back Ali. hah

It seems that you guys think I'm someone else that you don't like. No, I'm just me - that you don't like. If I have to be part of some special group not to get banned, then I'm not gonna do well here. I'm not going to be in your sorority.

But if you believe that I just signed up today, and I did (I've never seen this goddamn forum in my life), then you'll embrace me fully and enjoy my stories of debauchery.

I have no way of proving I'm not some other guy. No other way than any of you had some way of proving you weren't some banned guy when you got here. If I seem like a fucking crass asshole, well pardon me for misreading my fucking audience. Everything on this site is about fucking over women, so I thought, "I hate goddamn women" so this is my perfect home. But apparently, I need 3000 godfuckingdamn posts not to get accused of being some shithead that got fucking banned before I was here.

I'll be in Medellin on the 5th of January. At the fucking airport. And I'll have been drinking all fucking day and I'll be ready for whatever. If ypou're a fucking titty goddamn baby that some post I made about my time in Colombia pisses you the fuck off to the point that you want to come sideswipe me with a fucking baseball ball bat or attack me with all your gangster Colombian homies, then whatever man. I've been in worse. I'll be in worse in the future at some point. And your girly fucking threats on the fucking internets don't scare me. You have no idea, son, what I've done in my life, and you're making a goddamn mistake. But show up, sonny. I'll be at MDE at midnight on the 5th of January via JetBlue with bells on. Come threaten me with violence. I'm a nice guy, but I don't take kindly to violence.

[Travesty]

If you started a blog I would be the first to join the mailing list.

[BrewDog]

(12-22-2015 02:19 AM)Travesty Wrote:  

If you started a blog I would be the first to join the mailing list.

I do have a blog. myballsarehugeandtheyleaksemen.com

[Travesty]

Have you thought about doing free inspirational lectures to school children?

[LINUX]

(12-22-2015 01:55 AM)worldwidetraveler Wrote:  

Great to have you back Ali. hah

It's not Ali. I just got done slamming beers with Ali after we played strip poker with a married chick as she made us homemade nachos and gave us 8 free glasses of Macallan 16.

Then they woke Ali up 12 hours later and asked if he was ever gonna go home. Naturally, he looked at them and said in country ass voice "Who en da hell are you, where am I, and where da hell is my cowboy hat."

Ali hasn't even checked the forum since he was banned. He's moved on. And he's a cool ass dude.