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03-14-2015, 09:35 AM
I was just wondering if anyone had stories of unexpected lays they got when they weren't even thinking about running game?
One that I remember, happened when I was hanging out at a club with a few friends. It was late into the evening and I was kind of tired. I went to the club with the intention of running game, but the lack of quality ass in the place and being physically exhausted lead me to give up on game early in the evening. This was a spot that was very popular on Monday nights in my town. It was frequented my older women and women who didn't have to get up to go to work the next morning. I was done for the night so I sat down on a bar stool waiting for my friends to finish up their gaming. As I was sitting, a woman came up to me. She was about 25 or so, avg. body , white, redhead about a 3-4 on the appearance scale. I had noticed her earlier in the evening giving me the eye, but I had no interest in her. She made a little small talk and then walked away, I guess she sensed that I had no interest. As soon as she walked away, I was approached by a black female. She must of recently entered the club because I didn't notice her earlier in the evening. I would have definitely noticed her. She was a petite little thing, about 5' tall, caramel brown skin, she couldn't have been more than 100 lbs and about 7-8 on the appearance scale. The first words out of her mouth were, "What are you doing talking to that white girl?"(I'm black by the way). My response to her shit test was, " She came up and started talking to me and I didn't want to be rude to her, you wouldn't like it if I were rude to you, right?". Somehow, I was no longer exhausted. We exchanged small talk, had a few drinks and danced for about an hour. After the alcohol set in and she got all worked up from the close dancing, I suggested that we leave. I said goodbye to my friends and I ended up going over to her place where I closed the deal.
Funny how a night can change at a moments notice.
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03-14-2015, 12:11 PM
Nice job, those lays are often the best ones!
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03-14-2015, 05:05 PM
This is how it is supposed to go down! Good job.
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03-14-2015, 06:26 PM
My ukrainian lay was exactly unexpected..i will detail my night of yesterday here.
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03-14-2015, 07:04 PM
I had one with a blonde from Ottawa when I used to live in Canada. I was out in Devil's Martini downtown with one of my spars. We were circling the joint looking for lizards and my friend who loves to dance, started off with this lizard. I looked at her with disinterest and scanned the club for black lizards which at a usual pittance.
My spar saw me standing off with my usual grimace when I'm in those certain clubs and passed off the blonde to me. I danced with her just being polite and she looked into my face.
My friend continued to circle the club (he's very high energy and very positive half glass full type of cat) and I just was out just to say I was out.
The blonde lizard looked at me as I danced with her and said "Are you ready to go?"
I said "Sure but let me tell my friend"
We had driven there together in the same car and although it was his car, I didn't want to be the pig who pulls and just doesn't say anything.
"What, are you his dad or something?", she said to me almost in exasperation but I ignored that and spotted my friend a few metres away in the crowd.
"Dude, she's ready to go and I'm off to her place"
"What, are you serious?", he said as if I had won the lottery or something.
"Yea", I said nonchalantly. "Talk to you tomorrow"
"Alright dude!", he said, his eyes gleaming like shiny eggs.
I went back to her place at bloor and spadina in a taxi. She had a nice pad and we drank some absolut.
"I hope you don't have no crazy baby mamas from Scarborough", she said.
"No, I don't" I replied and we got naked and started fcuking.
That was a layup for me.
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03-15-2015, 12:03 AM
I was drunk in Cebu, Philippines beyond wanting to pick up anyone when I went to J Ave Superclub to drink some more.
As a result I got raped in my hotel room by 23 y.o. Filipino cutie.
I said, "no, I don't have a condom" but she still proceeded to ride my dick raw.
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03-15-2015, 12:14 AM
^ For this one, I often say "Yeah in my bag, wait a sec", lick her down there, and slip in raw. After a few minutes of rawdogging, if she asks me to put it on, I get my bag close to her (still my dick inside her), pretend to search, and then say that I must have lost it. And just finish raw.
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03-15-2015, 05:58 PM
Two week in a row now, struck out at club closing time, decided to make a final approach on the prettiest girl I passed on the way home and nailed it.
'Hey, do you know where I am? I am kinda lost....'
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03-15-2015, 07:31 PM
This happened 20 years ago. Me and two buddies went to a nightclub and closed it down without picking anyone up. I wasn't drinking because I was the driver. I dropped them off at their places and then was pulling into my parking lot around 4 a.m. when I saw a mixed group of about five people walking by. They looked like they had been partying all night. One of the women made hard eye contact with me. Impulsively, I drove up to them and asked if any of them needed a ride. The woman who had looked at me said she did. The guy leader of her group was really taken aback. He asked her, "Are you sure?" She said yes and climbed in. He leaned over the passenger window and asked her repeatedly if she was sure. I just sat there with a half smile and waited. She said she was sure. He finally said, "OK, be careful and call me later."
I asked her, "So, where do you live?" She just pointed vaguely and said, "I don't need to go home right now." So, I invited her up to my place and no LMR. She gave me the best blow job I've ever gotten.
A few hours later I met back up with one the dudes I had been out with the night before for a soccer game. He couldn't believe it when I told him the story.
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03-16-2015, 12:39 PM
Here's a decent one:
I'm in a band and had this girl do photos for us. She is an acquaintance/friend of friends so we were on closer than business terms. After she finished editing the photos I invited her over to put them on my computer so we could go over them. She lived close enough so it was prudent as opposed to hosting them somewhere and exchanging texts/email/phone calls back and forth. We end up chatting about whatever (she prattles non-stop about anything and everything) and she got on the topic of her father being single.
At this point it's relevant to point out that this girl was no model - she was about a 5. Thick/chubby with no ass but a pretty enough face and nice enough tits to pass the boner test.
At this point she is trying to game me, tossing out some seriously suggestive and tryhard comments to get the point across that she is dtf. She tells me about this conversation she has with her father as he is trying to get back into the dating scene after his divorce. She explains they are very close and comfortable talking about sexual topics (weird and probably bullshit but whatever). Her explanation of the conversation goes like this:
"So he asks me 'girls are into crazy things these days right? Like, do girls like to swallow and stuff' and I go '...yes dad they do' and he's like 'Wow really?' so I go 'Yes dad really. I like to swallow, most all girls like to swallow these days' and then he's like 'Wow... and do they like stuff like anal too?' and I go 'haha yes dad they do... and before you ask, yes, I like that to'"
I was obviously picking up her extremely overt attempts and went for the inadvertent lay. Although, and I'm sure you'll all give me hell for this, I did not fuck her in the ass. I should have, but honestly the fact that I was not actually attracted to her made me not want to explore too many other things in bed with her beyond getting a quick nut and moving on. In hindsight I wish I did though - not too often you find a girl who offers unsolicited anal sex.
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03-16-2015, 08:18 PM
Remember about 2 years ago I got invited to a little hotel kick back by one of my female friends. So me and 3 of my cronies how in to a taxi and head over. The most awkward kick back I have ever been to must admit. There were 3 gay dudes there doing what gay dudes do, but I digress. There was this girl there, and I swear one of my tag alongs was trying his best to get the cookies from her but she wasn't feeling it. Me on the other hand was chilling playing some poker with some guys I knew. Well it starts getting late and my female friend tells everyone they got to gtfo, except for this one guy (beta cuddled all night with my friend) and the gay dudes, I ask if I can crash there she says cool. Little did I know after I asked her the girl my tag along was talking to asked her if she could stay too. I walk down to the lobby and say lates to my peoples but the girl comes back up with me, she starts telling me how my friend was trying to smash and she wasn't feeling him but that she wanted me... *Cash* so we went back upstairs and I pounded the shit out of that pussy as everyone was casually sitting around drinking. Shit was cash, first time I had public sex and word got around about that night quick.