[swuglyfe]

Gents,

I found out I just landed a software engineer internship for the summer at... you guessed it. The place we all love to hate.

They're probably gonna make me sign all manner of shit so that I can't talk about what the mystical Frankenstein of an algorithm they have does exactly, but I'd like to use this position to the best of my ability to help the community that's given so much to me.

I'll update this thread as I learn more. Stay tuned folks. I might turn this into an AMA style thread later on.

[Mister X]

[kinjutsu]

*subscribes to this thread*

[The_CEO]

[HighSpeed_LowDrag]

HSLD

[RockHard]

Be careful bro. They can't have that many interns, don't make yourself a target.

[speakeasy]

(02-16-2015 10:38 PM)RockHard Wrote:  

Be careful bro. They can't have that many interns, don't make yourself a target.

There are tons of feminists and white knights that lurk. Never post any employment related stuff here.

[swuglyfe]

Thanks for the support and words of caution. I'll proceed with extreme discretion, based on how the situation looks. If it seems like the office is pretty close, I'll avoid saying anything specific until I've concluded my time there.

[L M McCoy]

Please get rid of that fucking report button. I'm tired of getting banned

Also no matter what version I use it keep saying there was a problem sending me a code.

[CJ_W]

(02-16-2015 11:14 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

(02-16-2015 10:38 PM)RockHard Wrote:  

Be careful bro. They can't have that many interns, don't make yourself a target.

There are tons of feminists and white knights that lurk. Never post any employment related stuff here.

In my opinion he probably should have just refrained from saying anything until he got himself a full time position there and they can't fire him (without going through a lot of pain)

[Kamikaze]

To be quite honest, I think this thread should be closed, and deleted. Obviously, keep swuglyfe around. It's not often an RVF member can infiltrate the source of so much pussy for his brethren. To say this is a golden opportunity is an understatement.

Once the internship is done and you have time to reflect on everything you've learned and can share without risking your position, you can post the most epic datasheet in the history of the RVF.

How to get to the top of the pile, auto-likers, most successful pictures, cities with the most users, favorable ratios, and attractiveness, etc etc etc.

Then, we can ask the powers that be to enable multiple rep points, upon which I will bestow...

ONE MILLION REPUTATION RUPEES!!!!

Seriously, congrats on the position, hope you learn a lot, and may the Game gods protect you on this journey. This could be legendary if done right.

[void]

(02-17-2015 12:12 PM)Kamikaze Wrote:  



To be quite honest, I think this thread should be closed, and deleted. Obviously, keep swuglyfe around. It's not often an RVF member can infiltrate the source of so much pussy for his brethren. To say this is a golden opportunity is an understatement.

Once the internship is done and you have time to reflect on everything you've learned and can share without risking your position, you can post the most epic datasheet in the history of the RVF.

How to get to the top of the pile, auto-likers, most successful pictures, cities with the most users, favorable ratios, and attractiveness, etc etc etc.

Then, we can ask the powers that be to enable multiple rep points, upon which I will bestow...

ONE MILLION REPUTATION RUPEES!!!!

Seriously, congrats on the position, hope you learn a lot, and may the Game gods protect you on this journey. This could be legendary if done right.

I second this.

[kaotic]

I agree keep this shit on the low or lock this thread....for now. Perhaps give us an update once your internship is over, what's going on the inside and your experience.

Last thing you need is to be shitcanned at a pretty cool internship for the sake of an internet forum (no offense gents). Take care of yourself and your career first.

Love to hear a report back. Or perhaps post information anonymously in some form.

[LINUX]

Tell those guys that Linux needs a Tinder than can separate by Location. Sorting though thousands of matches and trying to figure out who is in Brazil, Colombia, Chili, and USA is impossible.

[Cheetah]

(02-17-2015 01:02 PM)LINUX Wrote:  

Tell those guys that Linux needs a Tinder than can separate by Location. Sorting though thousands of matches and trying to figure out who is in Brazil, Colombia, Chili, and USA is impossible.

The distance does not give a clue?

While time consuming you could if you have an android phone spoof your location to X town and see who is close by.

[Tuthmosis]

(02-17-2015 12:12 PM)Kamikaze Wrote:  

ONE MILLION REPUTATION RUPEES!!!!

   

[swuglyfe]

Just before Tuth or another moderator closes this down for a few months, I'd like to put out a public call to all members here to submit (in neat lists) all theories and suppositions they have about the app. Doing so will allow me, in my future datasheet, to create a section on fact vs. fiction, and to more directly address the concerns of this community. I know I have some vaguely floating in my head, but I want an authoritative list to work off of that can help as many people as possible. Just look at Kamikaze's post for some other examples.

eg. I think that autolikers put me at the bottom of the list.

Keep it strictly to the hypotheses please, not feature requests or asking to fix the buggy thing.

[monster]

How would an internship at Tinder even mean anything? If a chick doesn't swipe right based on your physical appearance you're SOL.

It's not like at an internship you're going to be doing much of value anyway - probably doing customer service and getting coffee for the programmers.

Tinder is owned by IAC, any of the other IAC properties provide much more complexity that an iphone app.

[kaotic]

(02-17-2015 03:29 PM)swuglyfe Wrote:  

Just before Tuth or another moderator closes this down for a few months, I'd like to put out a public call to all members here to submit (in neat lists) all theories and suppositions they have about the app. Doing so will allow me, in my future datasheet, to create a section on fact vs. fiction, and to more directly address the concerns of this community. I know I have some vaguely floating in my head, but I want an authoritative list to work off of that can help as many people as possible. Just look at Kamikaze's post for some other examples.

eg. I think that autolikers put me at the bottom of the list.

Keep it strictly to the hypotheses please, not feature requests or asking to fix the buggy thing.

There would be at least a 100 theories. Look at the Tinder App Thread.

Theories, Stats, Some Conspiracy Theories haha

[Ingocnito]

Special Secret Agent Swuglyfe.... reporting for duty.

Yea, best leak info via another member to protect yourself.

[Travesty]

Theories:

1) Autoliker will fuck up your matches

2) Bitches are most likely to match, respond, message later on weeknights and Sunday night

3) Ripped guys with their shirts off in a non cheesy profile pic get the most matches

4) Good looking guy DJ, band guy playing instrument, singer in main pic get 2nd most matches

5) Guy with a cute or cool animal in main photo get 3rd most matches

6) Smiling rarely helps a male with matches

7) Black and white profile pics don't work as well as color (most girls and people know black and white makes almost everyone look better than they actually are)

8) Having a photo with hot girls in it having fun with you increases messages and matches

9) Putting a profile with a good Instagram profile (well curated DHV'ing) name link can help you.

10) This one I have no idea... if you are a tall guy does putting your height in your profile so chicks know how tall you are help out?

11) The perfect amount of pictures is 4.

12) What is the age of male listed that gets the most matches of women 18-24 (the primary RVF demographic)? What is the age of male that gets the most matches overall regardless of age of female matches (will it be the SMV peak of mid-late 30s...) ?

[swuglyfe]

Solid list Travesty. Looks like weeks of data mining in my future to verify all these correlations.

[ManVsMachine]

Add tattoos to that list, hipsters aiming to look "rugged" with beards and edgy clothes, and profiles that list height over 6'0", Travesty



I started my developer career as an intern too - don't be surprised if you're not given credentials that give you access to these points until you're full hired :/ you may just have to rely on word-of-mouth around the office at the beginning.

[swuglyfe]

(02-17-2015 04:37 PM)ManVsMachine Wrote:  

Add tattoos to that list, hipsters aiming to look "rugged" with beards and edgy clothes, and profiles that list height over 6'0", Travesty



I started my developer career as an intern too - don't be surprised if you're not given credentials that give you access to these points until you're full hired :/ you may just have to rely on word-of-mouth around the office at the beginning.

Just to be clear, if I'm understanding you right; you're asking if guys wearing that stuff or have tattoos do better on the whole?

[ManVsMachine]

(02-17-2015 05:02 PM)swuglyfe Wrote:  

Just to be clear, if I'm understanding you right; you're asking if guys wearing that stuff or have tattoos do better on the whole?

theory: tattooed and heavily tattooed men score a ton of matches.

from reading bios and two tinder dates expressing some disappointment that I had no ink.