[Lothario]

" This picture is taken"

[hypesession]

   

What would you do to open this chick?
This is real life btw i took this photo.

[Tuthmosis]

(08-01-2012 11:35 PM)hypesession Wrote:  

What would you do to open this chick?
This is real life btw i took this photo.

Are those gems on your shoes real?

[Lothario]

Your Shirt........"Did U tie and dye yourself ? ", girl most probably will be confused...... what ......... " Did u make that print on the shirt yourself?", My sisters used to that, Banter about Tie and Dye designs, batik design whatever blah blah...

[Giovonny]

Museum girl #1

(08-01-2012 08:51 PM)hypesession Wrote:  

I took this pic and then 'approached' and we walked around together for like 30mins. She was so shy however, didn't have time to close the deal, didn't want to settle for the number. University of Chi student.
I thought she was really beautiful.

How would you do it? This is in a museum btw.

"oh this is a nice piece"


But what Tut said is better..

(08-01-2012 09:11 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

"I painted that. Do you like it?"

[Giovonny]

Museum Girl #2 (seated)

(08-01-2012 11:35 PM)hypesession Wrote:  

What would you do to open this chick?
This is real life btw i took this photo.

Here's 3 options..

"what dumb dude left you here all by yourself"

"cool shoes"

"whats up hippie, cool shirt"

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Elderly opener: do you have a piece of paper?

[Alpha Mind]

(06-01-2011 01:20 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Though I think gaming the dog is a solid approach (and, done right, would work for the various guys that suggested it), I gotta give "Dog Blonde" to Raliv:

(05-24-2011 11:25 PM)raliv Wrote:  

"what is he? a german shepherd?"

hold the straight face.

This would distinguish him a little from all the sausages that transparently "pet her dog" everyday for a chance to talk to her. I'm frankly surprised all of you chose to completely ignore the screaming Swatch shopping bag.

This was my first instinct:

Tuthmosis [pointing at Swatch bag]: That's the fanciest poop bag I've ever seen.

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Here's a new, totally different situation.

Setup: In the midst of a brutal dry spell, you find yourself doing a routine shopping trip at the local supermarket. While you're pushing your cart up one of the aisles, you see--at the other end--this girl goofing off with her girlfriend of roughly equivalent looks. In the process of joking around with her friend, this girl rides her cart down the aisle, and accidentally crashes into your cart with hers. Giggling, and a little embarrassed, she says: "I'm so sorry. I don't have insurance." For the moment, her friend is no where in sight.

With a face like that, I'd politely inform her that my policy covered uninsured motorists and continue down the boulevard.

[freshcream]

My vote goes to the one with taking some of her groceries as payment ^^

[Belize King]

I try to catch what I can at the mall. Mostly department stores. Every so often I'll hit the women's stores and play it off like Im shopping for my sister's bday gift.

Open up.

[Lothario]

(08-08-2012 03:41 PM)TexasMade Wrote:  

I try to catch what I can at the mall. Mostly department stores. Every so often I'll hit the women's stores and play it off like Im shopping for my sister's bday gift.

Open up.

" You Should totally get this shirt "

or

"Excuse me, Let me get your opinion on this shirt (one you are holding in your hand) for my sister".

[MrXY]

Seated museum girl

You, walking past in front of her then stopping suddenly, looking sideways

"Are you doing performance art?"

[el mechanico]

Museum girl..

Stepping on a crack be careful with that. You may awake the great Tuthmosis on exhibit here

[Tuthmosis]

(08-08-2012 05:00 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Museum girl..

Stepping on a crack be careful with that. You may awake the great Tuthmosis on exhibit here

That's a good warning. This is approximately what that looks like:

[Giovonny]

Department Store Girl:

(08-08-2012 03:41 PM)TexasMade Wrote:  

I try to catch what I can at the mall. Mostly department stores. Every so often I'll hit the women's stores and play it off like Im shopping for my sister's bday gift.

Open up.

I was in a similar situation yesterday at my local Ross. I said..

"Thats too plain for you"

Other options are..

"That color would look good one you"
"Thats too simple for you, you can be flashier"

[Feo]

You're visiting a buddy in San Diego
You have a Benz and a Penthouse suite for the weekend
You're buying clothes for the night and see this asian chick:




This was me a few weeks ago. Didn't pull until later that night.

[662LetGo]

To the library chick: "How tall are you?"

[Wayout]

(08-28-2012 06:22 PM)Feo Wrote:  

You're visiting a buddy in San Diego
You have a Benz and a Penthouse suite for the weekend
You're buying clothes for the night and see this asian chick:




This was me a few weeks ago. Didn't pull until later that night.

Hey I got a Benz and a Penthouse suite for the weekend!

[Greek kamaki]

To the Asian girl:
-I am sorry do you know where men's clothing is?-Then if she smiles and answers back ''thank you,are you japanese?''
Or if she is more daring ''I notice you are dressed very well.Do you also buy clothes here?''Or ''can you help choosing a right suit?I will reward you with a ride with my Benz.''Or can you help me to choose a right suit?I just arrived and I have to be on businessmeeting early my Benz is waiting right outside.''

[Giovonny]

(08-28-2012 06:22 PM)Feo Wrote:  

You're visiting a buddy in San Diego
You have a Benz and a Penthouse suite for the weekend
You're buying clothes for the night and see this asian chick:




This was me a few weeks ago. Didn't pull until later that night.

I would just state the obvious and say someting like..

You have a great butt!

Excuse me sweetie, can I tell you something? You have a great butt!

Excuse me, I'm sure you get this alot, you gave a great butt!


Seriously, you guys should try this, girls like it, its different from the usual, everyday polite shit that they hear from guys Its ballsy and sexual. Only an alpha would talk like this.

Keep your calm, cool alpha frame! Say it like it gives you no emotional reaction at all.

(08-28-2012 06:22 PM)Feo Wrote:  

This was me a few weeks ago. Didn't pull until later that night.

Are you saying you pulled this girl? Or, do you mean you pulled another girl?

[memcpy]

In Japan the Womens magazine section can be a gold mine, these are not the hottest girls, but you will often find them in this area of the bookstore.


Browse up, pick up a magazine:

すみません、この漢字はどう読みますか？
sumimasen kono kanji wa dou yomimasu ka?
excuse me how do I read this kanji?

すみません、妹にあげたら　いい考えですか？
sumimasen imouto ni agetara iikangae?
excuse me, if I gave this to my sister, would it be a good idea?

Do you speak English?
eigo hanashi masuka?

[jdelisi]

(05-12-2011 07:29 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Here's another chick to open. Entirely different type of girl and scenario.

Excuse me, but can you tell me where i can find a good book on how to talk to women in the library?

[Kitsune]

My latest openers have all been variations on "Have you heard of..." then pick a song, or whatever. It hooks quite a lot, at least for me.

So for the last few of these, i.e. bookstores etc., "Have you heard of [book vaguely relating to the book they are reading; unless it's superlame like Twilight.]?"

[Giovonny]

Japanese girls looking at magazines:

Well, if I was really in Japan, and I came across these girls at the bookstore like this. I would just say...

"Konnichiwa" (which means hello in Japanese)

Then I would ask them if they spoke English, tell them I was visiting from San Francisco, and just go from there!

[Tuthmosis]

(08-30-2012 03:09 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  

Japanese girls looking at magazines:

Well, if I was really in Japan, and I came across these girls at the bookstore like this. I would just say...

"Konnichiwa" (which means hello in Japanese)

Then I would ask them if they spoke English, tell them I was visiting from San Francisco, and just go from there!

Like this?