Quote: (09-22-2016 05:48 AM)Ivanis Wrote:
I kid you not, I'd open as below and with right delivery and a playful smirk on my face, I'd get a good laugh, a number down the line and frolicsome activity shortly after.
Notice, a very good physique required for that to pull of - the many hours of sweat, tears, toil and pumping iron week in, week out, for the purpose of impeccably chiselled body - that will do the "heavy lifting" (pun intended) for you. Cherish your success, for it was hard to come by
After a pregnant silent beat upon entering, inspecting my back by pressing palm into my upper back, and rather a quiet grunt:
"Ah girls, just been lifting and did my personal best but I reckon I overstretched my back a bit. Which one would like the privilege of becoming my personal masseuse"? *
Then proceed as normal, gents.
* Clearly, bonus point and foot massage for you to be provided by one of the girls if you thought the eye-to-eye addressee should've been the blonde. Although the line is addressed to no particular girl really (I'd happily provide my services to all of them), the blonde being looked up to is the one in charge in there. It is either her who'll sit down behind you to proceed to alleviate your phantom back pain or motions one of the brunettes to relish in appreciation of your mighty deltoids. If the latter happens, chances are high the other will offer you the aforesaid foot massage. With that in motion, a heavenly gates of impending foursome are well-nigh.
Enjoy and thank thy maker.
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