Quote: (12-13-2014 09:42 AM)Kickb Wrote:
The ones who are abrasive and think thay being a bitch means they are doing something right- how do you handle that type?
Outside of the office it is best to treat them like a spoiled niece and not take them seriously. I do a backturn when a chick has a bad attitude. There is no point in givng them the time of day.
At work, everything is tilted in her favor. If you don't bow down and suck her asshole you draw the ire of HR.
So what can you do without fucking up your money situation?
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As a rule of thumb, I find amused mastery works best.
But it depends on what type of bitch you're dealing with.
The Lazy Bitch
The type of bitch who spends her days on Facebook, gossiping with the other bitches, and resents you for trying to get her to do the work she's paid for. Often found in junior admin jobs, e.g. purchasing, customer services, accounts.
Stock phrases of the lazy bitch:
"
I'm waiting for X before I can do Y"
"It's Friday afternoon so can't this wait till Monday?"
"I have to go home early because my cat is sick!"
Dealing with a lazy bitch:
* If you're her boss, performance-manage her out of the business.
* If not, you're going to have to either constantly stay on top of her to get consistent work out of her, escalating to her line manager as necessary, or find someone else to do what you need. Sometimes a lazy bitch can be trained to buck up her ideas if she learns that you will keep chasing her till she prioritises your requests, but she'll backslide as soon as you stop riding her arse.
The Middle Aged Bitch
The older bitch is often found in payroll or credit control. Having done the same job for 20 years she thinks she knows better than youngsters like you. Tends to be stuck in her ways and a big fan of petty rules and processes. Can be a major bottleneck.
Stock phrases of the middle aged bitch:
"You need to get X signed off by Y, then ask your manager to request an expedite, then wait 3 weeks..."
"Have you followed THE PROCESS?"
Dealing with a middle aged bitch:
* Older bitches are usually the easiest to fix. Just turn on a bit of masculine charm and some light flirting. These dried-up old battleaxes crave male attention as much as any woman - but because they're menopausal they rarely get any. A little bit of cheeky banter goes a long way with these ladies.
The Crazy Bitch
Sometimes you will come across an honest-to-fruitloop, genuine, 24-carat crazy bitch at work. She will probably seem normal at first, maybe even charming. But soon, her crazy bitchiness will out in a mushroom cloud of drama. Crying, stories about how
everybody is out to get her, and multiple complaints to HR will follow.
Stock phrases of the crazy bitch:
"Becky and Sandra and Louise are all against me! And so are Natalie, and Zara, and the other Becky, and the janitor, and..."
"Stop harrassing me!!!"
Dealing with a crazy bitch:
Like you were handling an eggshell filled with plutonium. You can't fix crazy. You can only try to protect yourself from crazy till it eventually goes on long term sick leave or is sacked. Do NOT allow yourself to be alone with her. Keep all communication strictly professional and neutral in tone. Don't criticise her to her face - she WILL take it personally and try to "get" you. And she won't be constrained by things like facts or logic or plausibility. Make her boss aware of her crazy behaviour at every opportunity (unless he's fucking her). If you are her boss, have a quiet chat with HR and get their help in moving her on at the first opportunity.
The Queen Bee Bitch
In every group of females there is an Alpha Bitch. The top bitch in a pack of hyenas makes lesser females lick her engorged clitoris as a sign of submission. Human females aren't much different. The Queen Bee bitch will usually be a team leader or middle manager lording it over a bunch of other girls in Purchasing or Customer Service. That's fine until they start to forget their place in the grand scheme of things, and need reminding that their job is to deal with the girly admin work so you can do a man's job - not the other way around.
Stock phrases of the Queen Bee bitch:
"I'm too busy* to do this right now" (*she means
important)
"I'm copying in your manager!"
Dealing with a queen bee bitch:
* Carrot and stick: a mix of amused mastery, politely but firmly letting her know you aren't taking her shit, and a bit of praise and smiles when she bends to your will.
* Don't supplicate. Alpha bitches hate beta boys as much as all women do.
* Don't escalate her bitchiness. Smirk at it. If she steps over the line, react with polite incredulity:
Your goal here is to herd these cats in the direction you want them to go. Remember - it should never be personal for you, but for women
everything is personal. Stay calm, stay professional, and maintain your frame as a man who expects to be obeyed, and most types of bitch will fall into line.