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Chris Hemsworth, People's sexiest man alive. (no homo)
11-20-2014, 03:59 AM
So I saw on the news today the dude from Avengers, the Norse god has been voted the sexiest man alive by People Magazine. Wasn't sure if I should post this, no homo. Dude doesnt eat a lot of fast food and puts in work to look the part. Marrried to 38 year old Spanish model Elsa Pataki. Cant provide link because I am on the phone.
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11-20-2014, 07:53 AM
Who decides these things I wonder? I've never once heard a girl even mention this guy.
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Chris Hemsworth, People's sexiest man alive. (no homo)
11-20-2014, 08:23 AM
^^I have never heard women talk about the guy either. Maybe its because a name like Hemsworth is not 'cool'.
Anyway to be 8 9 in looks takes a lot of work and anyone can improve their look. Just look at Cristiano Ronaldo before and after pictures.
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11-20-2014, 08:50 AM
Saw this on TV and my wife said "Could they have picked someone that looked less gay?"
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11-20-2014, 09:32 AM
They likley had a board of gay hairdressers pick this dude. Plus I am very suspect of a man in his prime settling own with a much older women. Its hard to rationalize because no matter how hot his wife is, there is a younger girl whom is equally just as hot and will give you a better chance of not having autistic children.
These gay lobbys for the magazines like to boost up their own. Maybe this Chris dude is on the 'low low' and all his gay hairdresser buddies know the deal.
How else can we rationalize him locking down some old ass broad? Again as hot as she is, there are younger girls whom are better. Please try to rationalize it, I am having a hard time doing so. Unless it was purely a play for money and bloodline, maybe she is from a very high up Spanish family... those would be the only things I would give a pass too, but he seems like he is more successful than she is.
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11-20-2014, 10:37 AM
Maybe women like girly types like Zach Efron and Dicaprio and Jude Law over masculine guys like Bruce Willis. Even in the clubs metrosexuals do well with the ladies.
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11-20-2014, 11:18 AM
See that tattoo? She is a slut! Never wife a slut!
Seriously my tablet is a feminist. Keeps trying to correct slut to slug.
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Chris Hemsworth, People's sexiest man alive. (no homo)
11-20-2014, 09:58 PM
Quote: (11-20-2014 02:15 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:
Quote: (11-20-2014 07:53 AM)Kieran Wrote:
Who decides these things I wonder? I've never once heard a girl even mention this guy.
From what I heard after it came out, the women around the office were all obsessed with Loki, not Thor, because Thor was 'boring', and they felt 'sorry' for Loki and knew they could change him. Meanwhile, the gays in the office were into Thor but wanted to cut his long hair.
Nah, Loki's still too soft. If Laufey killed Thor on the frost planet or whatever in the first film and took over Asgard and Earth, you know all the sloots of Asgard and Earth would become instant Laufey and Frost Giant groupies.
Dark frost triad traits for the win.
Winners for the win.
Like how French chicks eagerly spread them for the Germans in WWII.
Regardless of time and realm, these hoes ain't loyal.
Quote: (11-20-2014 09:04 PM)ryanf Wrote:
Quote: (11-20-2014 10:39 AM)frenchie Wrote:
I want my woman to look like this at 38.
7/10 WB
Believe, I'd be a foolish ass to say I wouldn't bang her. But I'm pretty close to 31...would I marry her? Nah. Especially if I was a famous actor with tons of money and good looks.
38 is a huge minus, but 8.5/10, would not be loki about hammering her with my Mjolnir.
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Chris Hemsworth, People's sexiest man alive. (no homo)
11-21-2014, 12:48 AM
This mother fucker ate his Wheaties
He must use a shake weight
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Chris Hemsworth, People's sexiest man alive. (no homo)
11-21-2014, 12:58 AM
Not bad.
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