[Veloce]

Little Dark has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Some magicians can walk on water; Little Dark can swim through land.

Little Dark can cut through a hot knife with butter.

[Veloce]

dupe

[Veloce]

bah, delete...firefox is lagging hard

[ABCDEFGH]

I think what he meant to say was that after the club he went home to play the latest Dynasty Warriors game:

[speakeasy]

Little Dark at the club last night :

[Oz.]

This thread developed nicely, came in expecting a laugh, was not disappointed.

[Lemmo]

The unanswered question is how his 14 inch cock didn't get in his way as he was using his mastery of six martial arts to effortlessly defeat his 30 enemies.

[komatiite]

Guys I don't wanna have to hurt you!

[IvanDrago]

Oh God. I haven't seen Orgazmo in years. Now I know what I am doing tonight to wait out this blizzard.

[SteveMcMahon]

I'm sorry Little Dark got banned. I was looking forward to reading about more of his adventures.

Now I'll just have to imagine them.

Little Dark goes on holiday:


Little Dark goes to the beach:


Little Dark gets banned from the safari park:

[Suits]

(11-15-2014 09:06 AM)Little Dark Wrote:  

This thread is not going in the direction I was hoping for.

Truer words have never been written.

[Sombro]

[Dr. Howard]

Darn, Little Dark got banned. I was going to ask him to tell the story about how he beat up an entire restaurant when his date ordered appetizers.

[IvanDrago]

Team Unban Little Dark.

[h3ltrsk3ltr]

Kinda feel bad for the guy but I guess that's what Robert Greene meant by avoiding the unhappy and unlucky.

[kaotic]

Well that's enough internet for the day.

[Suits]

(11-15-2014 08:42 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  

Team Unban Little Dark.

My signature's character limit is maxed out, but there is nothing stopping you....

[El Chinito loco]

Actual footage of the fight.

[armenia4ever]

This story sounds fake.

I just turned 26. If I've learned anything it's that clubs are a terrible and expensive way to meet women.

Not only does your game have to be very good, no one can hear each other because the music is so damn low making conversation extremely difficult.

Then throw in the price of alcohol and it's not worth it. What is worth it is the after party at someones house after the club closes - usually around 2 am.

[Veloce]

(11-15-2014 09:26 PM)armenia4ever Wrote:  

This story sounds fake.

[Sawyer]

Shit. I think Little Dark was a legacy from Harrisburg.

[Suits]

(11-15-2014 09:26 PM)armenia4ever Wrote:  

This story sounds fake.

I just turned 26. If I've learned anything it's that clubs are a terrible and expensive way to meet women.

Not only does your game have to be very good, no one can hear each other because the music is so damn low making conversation extremely difficult.

Then throw in the price of alcohol and it's not worth it. What is worth it is the after party at someones house after the club closes - usually around 2 am.

I agree with all your points, however, while I've traditional depended heavily on social game, clubs have one key advantage that is virtually unmatched anywhere else:

Due to the combination of loud dance music, the existence of the a dance floor, alcohol consumption and a large mass of people, women are put into a state where they are much more likely than usual to engage in a risky sexual activity, often within a short time window.

While I haven't consistently gotten laid from going to clubs myself, this simple fact is undeniable.

Therefore, if your game is tight, club maximizes your potential for quick and easy sex, often SNLs.

[Pontifex Maximus]

I thought this was the start of a "Was this alpha?" thread.

[L M McCoy]

This story is clearly fake but for the record, you can get black eyes from being hit in the back of the head

[Avon Barksdale]

(11-15-2014 08:02 PM)Lemmo Wrote:  

The unanswered question is how his 14 inch cock didn't get in his way as he was using his mastery of six martial arts to effortlessly defeat his 30 enemies.

ask and ye shall receive

OP taking on the head white knight