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12-16-2015, 02:22 PM
Isn't that comeback video staged?
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12-20-2015, 04:29 PM
Little Dark, like Jesus, is greater and exalted above all in one important respect:
And all the women of the world, who had basked in the glory and ecstasy of the Great Coming of LITTLE DARK, they were yet again amazed. For lo! LITTLE DARK prepared himself, and it was as if all the waters of the world were stopped up behind a great dam, and bursting forth his glory rained down upon the world, and verily it was said that the Second Coming of LITTLE DARK was greater than the First.
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12-20-2015, 05:50 PM
This thread is apparently the gift that keeps on giving, the whole year through.
If only you knew how bad things really are.
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12-20-2015, 08:57 PM
I am proposing the veneration of Little Dark as a Martyr of Neo-Maculinity along with Saint status.
St. Little Darkus Day shall henceforth be celebrated on the 15th of November of each year.
On that day, every forum member shall honor our patron Saint through one or more of the following activities.
- Locate a cheeky bitch and shove her
- Find a white knight and beat him up
- Chase him down and tell him to "go home"
- Hope the above results go in the direction we hope for.
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12-20-2015, 08:59 PM
Someone needs to carve a little dark statue out of marble.
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12-21-2015, 08:09 AM
A marble statue cannot capture little dark's greatness and immense hatred for all things white knight.
No little dark requires something bigger. Something better. Something even more grand.
Little dark needs a statue like the Statue of Zeus at Olympia with its own temple. It will be one of the new 7 wonders of the world. Only RVF members with 5+ rep points will be allowed access to the Statue. The member who has the most rep points will serve as the little dark pope who can speak directly to little dark and show his way. All members with 50+ reps will be monks to the temple.
When members go to visit the statue they must pray to it saying "go home." Once a year members must sacrifice 1cheeky bitch and 30 white knights on St. Little Darkus Day.
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12-21-2015, 08:26 AM
Quote: (12-21-2015 08:09 AM)realologist Wrote:
A marble statue cannot capture little dark's greatness and immense hatred for all things white knight.
No little dark requires something bigger. Something better. Something even more grand.
Little dark needs a statue like the Statue of Zeus at Olympia with its own temple. It will be one of the new 7 wonders of the world. Only RVF members with 5+ rep points will be allowed access to the Statue. The member who has the most rep points will serve as the little dark pope who can speak directly to little dark and show his way. All members with 50+ reps will be monks to the temple.
When members go to visit the statue they must pray to it saying "go home." Once a year members must sacrifice 1cheeky bitch and 30 white knights on St. Little Darkus Day.
It should be on the darkest cave in the highest mountain, where one come to meditate and ask for advice to the great little Dark.
Little Dark would provide his great wisdom on how to kick some white knight ass and what is beta or not...
Tell them too much, they wouldn't understand; tell them what they know, they would yawn.
They have to move up by responding to challenges, not too easy not too hard, until they paused at what they always think is the end of the road for all time instead of a momentary break in an endless upward spiral
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12-21-2015, 10:11 AM
St. Little Darkus Day!? Man, I can't wait til next November.
My resolution this year is to always ask myself if I'm being too alpha.
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01-13-2016, 02:49 PM
Heard the name Little Dark whispered around the forum in tones close to both reverence and disgust. Checked this thread to see what it was all about.
"Not disappointed" is an understatement! LOL
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01-13-2016, 02:52 PM
With each passing season his legend grows...
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01-14-2016, 04:13 AM
A haiku:
A legend was made
When more than thirty white knights
Little Dark did slay.
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01-14-2016, 05:23 AM
By the sheer number of times this thread and it's OP gets referenced every week all over this forum (for well over a year now) I propose it should be permanently stuck at the top (at the number 3 spot) in the "Important Threads" section just under:
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01-14-2016, 05:46 AM
Lol You all are making fun of him, but it probably DID happen! It's happened to me before, but it was nothing like 30 of them
One day, I was fixing my truck in the front yard, and my sister was playing out by the tree closer to the yard. when 15- no - 20(!!) ninjas did try to raper her right out in the open. I leaped out from under my truck and howled with the force and intensity of 20, no 30(!!) ROARIN angry tigers. And terror possessed them then. An eagle flew over, it shed a tear, and I KNEW what I must do. I grabbed my tool satchel, and hurled it at the first one, I closed the distance, and furiously threw punch after punch connecting every time till his face looked like a sad, abused halloween on the fifth of may pumkin, and the rest fled, as they ran, I hurled 12mm hexagonal sockets at them and yelled "WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY IN THE NIGHT!"
True story.
Really. Guys like this...they act like they gots the big balls, but once they seen resistance. they shriveled up and because the bitch that they really are.
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01-14-2016, 05:58 AM
Your truck is metric?
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01-14-2016, 07:00 AM
If Littledark went to Germany there wouldn't be a rape problem.
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01-14-2016, 07:19 AM
Little Dark, he may be gone, but not forgotten. The Legend lives on!!
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01-14-2016, 07:39 AM
Every time I need a good laugh, this thread never gets old.
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01-14-2016, 09:06 AM
When you are weary, my friends, think of Little Dark and remember why we fight.