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09-12-2014, 01:08 AM
Calm down..We know that OMIT is simply a misguided troll.
But number a side.
Everyone is sensationalizing British party spots..
But why aren't British guys boasting high numbers..
Its just like guys come back from Panama city beach...talking about the fuckfest and wet tshirt parties.
But the majority of people that come back..just get headaches and hangover... but no head
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09-12-2014, 02:02 AM
Quote: (09-12-2014 12:57 AM)Deluge Wrote:
I'm afraid you don't know the difference between mean and median. You should have paid more attention in high school math. What you claim is mathematically impossible to an obscene level.
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Calm down... We all know that OMIT is simply a misguided troll
Sorry about my mistake. I was indeed deeply misguided.
You have made me see the light. In fact, such was the error of my ways that I have just booked my trip to the UK to find an English virgin to marry. I might even change my username to "OnlyMarryintheUK".
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09-12-2014, 02:29 AM
^My Ignore list just got fatter.
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09-12-2014, 08:23 PM
Quote: (09-12-2014 01:08 AM)Sourcecode Wrote:
Calm down..We know that OMIT is simply a misguided troll.
But number a side.
Everyone is sensationalizing British party spots..
But why aren't British guys boasting high numbers..
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Could be that the birds favor mating with exotic men over their own poor sods!
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12-27-2014, 04:11 PM
Interesting read this thread. Have to concur what's on here about Brit girls on holiday. I went on a club 18-30 holiday with my buddies in Bodrum (Turkey) and it was carnage...Drinking + Fucking. Not being a white brit I managed to convince the girls that I was actually turkish and hooked up with these 18yr old girls who had just taken their A-Levels and were off to university in the Autumn. Me and my buddies worked our way through these girls in our week stay there.
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12-27-2014, 04:31 PM
Quote: (12-27-2014 04:11 PM)Chengiz88 Wrote:
Interesting read this thread. Have to concur what's on here about Brit girls on holiday. I went on a club 18-30 holiday with my buddies in Bodrum (Turkey) and it was carnage...Drinking + Fucking. Not being a white brit I managed to convince the girls that I was actually turkish and hooked up with these 18yr old girls who had just taken their A-Levels and were off to university in the Autumn. Me and my buddies worked our way through these girls in our week stay there.
Fucking int the club?? Who?
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12-28-2014, 06:29 AM
No not fucking in the club...but on the beach and back at our apartment yeah. The girls were crazy. But in Bodrum wasn't just the brits, but plenty of russian/dutch/german girls looking to get fucked. The local guys were like animals all over them, was carnage on Bar Street.
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12-28-2014, 07:17 AM
It's us and the Germans who cause the most carnage I believe.
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12-28-2014, 08:01 AM
I thought I would post on this topic because I have been invited by some old english friends to Ayia Napa in 2015 for the summer.
However I look at these holiday pictures and the impression I get is that these sort of places are sausage fests with most of the girls being unattractive Brits. Are these tourist traps or are they genuinely some paradise Sodom & Gomorrah on earth ?
I am thinking of heading to SEA or a EE city instead if I don't go to AN for 2015.
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12-28-2014, 10:57 AM
I concur that British lizards are proper slappers. I knew one who got DP'd by a few of the lads one afternoon when she wasn't scheduled for many classes. One of my mates who is quite shy, pretty much walked into a threesome when we went raving in Covent Gardens to celebrate his birthday. It only gets easier as you go outside of London. I can definitely believe that their shag counts are up in the triple figures. One of my mates, an Indian guy came into the lunch hall laughing loudly about fcuking one ginger the night before and being too drunk to use a condom. Forget those surveys. Often times it's bullshyt and they neglect to account for the tourist kok these hagz have consumed. I also know a dude from Brooklyn with dreads who spent a month in the UK and was killing left and right with his American accent. He was hitting different races (completed a two man gangbang with one of my Indian mates vs a hapless British housewife. When they get to drinking, it's time for linking. Hands down.
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12-28-2014, 12:25 PM
Ayia Napa doesn't appeal to me but you might get some different girls, depending on the time of year you go.
I did Rhodes and Kos many moons ago, the English girls were friendly but I don't think the super sluts go there.
English guys tend not to favour these sort of girls. It is much easier to jump on a easyjet flight for the weekend and get some Balkan / Baltic / Scandi / EE broad who is way better in looks and attitude.
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12-28-2014, 12:48 PM
If you want to see English guys and girls behaving with utter depravity...head no further than Magaluf a.k.a Shagaluf
This is where all the slags head off to to drink and fuck.
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12-28-2014, 02:39 PM
Chengiz,
I heard Magaluf has become an extreme sausage fest. Can you confirm or deny this? Of all the British 18-30 destinations which would you say is the best in terms of attractive girls, good ratio, and also nice scenery and weather?
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12-28-2014, 02:55 PM
Most of the traditional British sun holiday spots are awful.
- Terrible ratios
- Full of ghetto guys who like to get in drunken fights
- The girls that are there are, for the most part, pretty hideous. Unless you've got a fetish for pale chubby chicks...
- And they're just awful places in general, in terms of being full of crappy fast food places, overdeveloped, chavvy bars, no culture etc
There are far more interesting places to go with your money and time in my opinion. Its pretty easy to get laid at almost any beach side resort in the world, why pick horrible ones like Kavos and Magaluf?
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12-28-2014, 03:42 PM
Pretty much anywhere. It depends entirely on what someone is into in terms of both girls and general holiday experience.
In terms of alternative locations for a sun&sex holiday? The Thai southern islands are fantastic and have both backpackers and local Asian girls, plus they've got fantastic food, great scenery and are dirt cheap. Brazil has great beaches, weather and fantastic latina girls, especially if you learn some Portuguese. And again has backpackers in the more touristy spots if for some reason you want a Brit/American/Aussie girl. In Europe Ibiza has the best music scene in Europe in summertime, if you're into electronic music. And girls from all over the world in every flavour. Just steer clear of the chavy San Antonio side of the island. etc etc
Any place with alcohol, a beach, warm weather and tourists is generally easy to get laid in. There's no excuse to go to a chavvy place like Magaluf when both your money, and more importantly, time, are limited. Well, like I said, unless someone likes drinking with the dregs of society in an overdeveloped craphole...if so then Magaluf might suit. Otherwise, pick somewhere that has better ratios, higher quality girls and more to offer as a location in general.
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12-28-2014, 04:03 PM
how are the Greek islands during winter?
What about the a South of Spain?
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12-29-2014, 05:26 AM
I wouldn't go near any of these English lad's holiday places as they're absolute shit holes due to the aggressive working class mentality. I made the mistake of going to Tenerife when I was 18 and it was full of trouble makers and trashy girls. Went to another similar place for a stag-do 12 years later and it was exactly the same.
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12-29-2014, 10:31 AM
Quote: (12-28-2014 06:29 AM)Chengiz88 Wrote:
No not fucking in the club...but on the beach and back at our apartment yeah. The girls were crazy. But in Bodrum wasn't just the brits, but plenty of russian/dutch/german girls looking to get fucked. The local guys were like animals all over them, was carnage on Bar Street.
British, russian, dutch and german girls all looking for sex? That sounds amazing!! And about guys where are they from? Who gets more pussy, which nationality?
The biggest carnage i've seen is malta, from 2 a.m. all the girls in the clubs and i swear all are making out with a guy, seriously after 2 all girls in clubs are kissing somebody, then they leave the club/bar together and go to fuck on the beach/in the room, never seen so much sex going on like in malta. My friend that is very good looking, a real 9 or 10 in looks, has been there 3 summers in a row for a total of 7 weeks, and he fucked 24 girls, 4 russians, 3 dutch, 2 french, 2 swedish and the rest all different nationalities, without english or with a shit level of english, just approaching 24 hours a day. In addition he fucked 10 of these 24 girls more than once so basically he was all the time with his cock in a pussy.
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12-29-2014, 12:24 PM
How many cocks english girls on holiday:
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