I woke up at about 5am today to take my main girl to the airport..one of her connecting flights was cancelled..
So we went the airport early as fuck to get shit straightened.
I was tired as fuck and barely ate anything all day..I just laid around my place taking naps.
Met up with Slubu an CR at around 1130pm or so. We went to Bob. A club near the river.. It had decent looking girls but it was obvious that it was an older crowd.
I have a mustache and some facial hair on top of being tall. People around here seem to think that I'm 4-5 years older than I am.
We tried to talk to a couple girls.. nothing really went to far with it.
I mad a little headway with a group of 3 hungarian girls on a birthday adventure..they actually seemed really receptive..more than the other groups in there.. but they went off to go find food and I never saw them.
Got blown out pretty hard..but some of them were hilarious.
Girls would say one of two words.. then just stop talking.. and stare at me.
I would joke and say I would switch to hungarian..but that might have just insulted them.
One group just flat out said I dont want to talk and closed me out of there circle.
The weather is shitty..on an of rain all day and drizzles all night.
Not many people are out..the upper scale clubs are closed on wednesday so Szimpla is was.
Szimpla had a pretty bad crowd last night though..normally I can open at least 5 decent groups.
Tonight there were so many guys that it was hard to find a group that wasnt already together.
I was at a fuck it moment and opened up 3 irish girls.. they seems pretty interesting.. but all of them were obviously a little sloppy under the close.
The position we were in made it pretty hard to move around and talk to the girls.
I would have like to talked to the better looking one.. but it would have meant moving all the way around the table and blocking CR and Slubu..
Turned out the girls were suppose have boyfriends...I took this as my queue eject.
I live nearby...I went back to my place to take a shit in the comfort of my own bathroom..
*Szimpla bathroom floors have a layer of piss you have to wade through
Talked to some French girls..I don't know if it was the language barrier or they were rolling high.. but there was no point...It would have been against some law to try to keep talking to them.
CR and Slubu got some decent catches..
I hung around and eventually talked to a group of scottish girls that looked like they fell out of a 80s music video.. fanny pack and all.
But it was 3 of them.. I couldnt keep 3 girls busy...I actually welcomed other dudes to come talk to them, cause not all the girls wanted to talk to me.
Its kinda difficult with 3 people. You either find a group of 3 to talk to.. or someone has to find a group to talk to on their own.. and none of us are the type to be a clown for a group..
It was getting late.. so it was just time to troll.
last minute ditch i started talking to a girl with 6 face but a 8 body.
Massive ass for a swedish girl..She instantly took a liking to me.. and i immlediately took her hand and walked outside with her.
We talked about Sweden for a little while...I've only been to Malmo but I magically pulled the couple swedish words I knew from my head.
*I need to pick a solid story and run with it.
Ive told girls..I work for the CIA,Vice magazine..or a computer company..or I tell them I just quit my job..o.now I cant remember which girl I told which story to
She happen to run into some of her friends and then lose them.. so I had some solid time with her..quick make out..and we went for a walk...She seemed pretty set on eventually getting to her hostel..So I walked with her.
she ran into 2 other friends. a girl and a guy..( none of them are together...apparently there are actually like 4 swedish girls and 1 guy)
one of the girls had a map.. they tried to show me where their hostel was...and it was on the other side of town..I helped them out and convinced the swedish girl to just keep walking with me..let the guy and the girl have some privacy
We end up near my apartment and she realizes its past 4:30am and she isnt gonna walk 20 minutes alone to her hostel..so she came upstairs with me.
I was not prepared for this..we just instantly went to he bedroom and started fucking...probably not my best performance.. I was yawning all night.. dead tired.
the twist to this story..Is I banged her on my friends bed...
my room is dirty as fuck right now from previous nights..
looks like im washing my friends sheets.
The swedish are leaving saturday...we are making plans to meet up again tonight.
I tried to take a couple pictures.. but the little program i use to take pictures without the camera screen being on seems to have malfunctioned and all the pictures were super zoomed ion top of the darkness
So we went the airport early as fuck to get shit straightened.
I was tired as fuck and barely ate anything all day..I just laid around my place taking naps.
Met up with Slubu an CR at around 1130pm or so. We went to Bob. A club near the river.. It had decent looking girls but it was obvious that it was an older crowd.
I have a mustache and some facial hair on top of being tall. People around here seem to think that I'm 4-5 years older than I am.
We tried to talk to a couple girls.. nothing really went to far with it.
I mad a little headway with a group of 3 hungarian girls on a birthday adventure..they actually seemed really receptive..more than the other groups in there.. but they went off to go find food and I never saw them.
Got blown out pretty hard..but some of them were hilarious.
Girls would say one of two words.. then just stop talking.. and stare at me.
I would joke and say I would switch to hungarian..but that might have just insulted them.
One group just flat out said I dont want to talk and closed me out of there circle.
The weather is shitty..on an of rain all day and drizzles all night.
Not many people are out..the upper scale clubs are closed on wednesday so Szimpla is was.
Szimpla had a pretty bad crowd last night though..normally I can open at least 5 decent groups.
Tonight there were so many guys that it was hard to find a group that wasnt already together.
I was at a fuck it moment and opened up 3 irish girls.. they seems pretty interesting.. but all of them were obviously a little sloppy under the close.
The position we were in made it pretty hard to move around and talk to the girls.
I would have like to talked to the better looking one.. but it would have meant moving all the way around the table and blocking CR and Slubu..
Turned out the girls were suppose have boyfriends...I took this as my queue eject.
I live nearby...I went back to my place to take a shit in the comfort of my own bathroom..
*Szimpla bathroom floors have a layer of piss you have to wade through
Talked to some French girls..I don't know if it was the language barrier or they were rolling high.. but there was no point...It would have been against some law to try to keep talking to them.
CR and Slubu got some decent catches..
I hung around and eventually talked to a group of scottish girls that looked like they fell out of a 80s music video.. fanny pack and all.
But it was 3 of them.. I couldnt keep 3 girls busy...I actually welcomed other dudes to come talk to them, cause not all the girls wanted to talk to me.
Its kinda difficult with 3 people. You either find a group of 3 to talk to.. or someone has to find a group to talk to on their own.. and none of us are the type to be a clown for a group..
It was getting late.. so it was just time to troll.
last minute ditch i started talking to a girl with 6 face but a 8 body.
Massive ass for a swedish girl..She instantly took a liking to me.. and i immlediately took her hand and walked outside with her.
We talked about Sweden for a little while...I've only been to Malmo but I magically pulled the couple swedish words I knew from my head.
*I need to pick a solid story and run with it.
Ive told girls..I work for the CIA,Vice magazine..or a computer company..or I tell them I just quit my job..o.now I cant remember which girl I told which story to
She happen to run into some of her friends and then lose them.. so I had some solid time with her..quick make out..and we went for a walk...She seemed pretty set on eventually getting to her hostel..So I walked with her.
she ran into 2 other friends. a girl and a guy..( none of them are together...apparently there are actually like 4 swedish girls and 1 guy)
one of the girls had a map.. they tried to show me where their hostel was...and it was on the other side of town..I helped them out and convinced the swedish girl to just keep walking with me..let the guy and the girl have some privacy
We end up near my apartment and she realizes its past 4:30am and she isnt gonna walk 20 minutes alone to her hostel..so she came upstairs with me.
I was not prepared for this..we just instantly went to he bedroom and started fucking...probably not my best performance.. I was yawning all night.. dead tired.
the twist to this story..Is I banged her on my friends bed...
my room is dirty as fuck right now from previous nights..
looks like im washing my friends sheets.
The swedish are leaving saturday...we are making plans to meet up again tonight.
I tried to take a couple pictures.. but the little program i use to take pictures without the camera screen being on seems to have malfunctioned and all the pictures were super zoomed ion top of the darkness
I am the cock carousel