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02-22-2014, 12:40 AM
offer him a donut?
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02-22-2014, 12:54 AM
Thinking quickly - you pull out your pack of watermelon flavored oreos and roll them in the opposite direction of which you desire to travel.
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02-22-2014, 01:20 AM
Take the sommelier knife from my pocket and start stabbing
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02-22-2014, 01:34 AM
Bahahahahaa I'm drunk as fuck and I just saw this.
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02-22-2014, 01:44 AM
Don't hang around fat people.
Problem = solved
It's a widely know fact that fat people don't go hunting for their prey.
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02-22-2014, 01:50 AM
Bridge, post, and shrimp out from underneath.
If that doesn't work, try pain compliance. I had good results with finger and wrist locks. Death grips on anything loose can induce a lot of pain, if you have the finger strength.
If you can't get a grip try striking some vital points. The bladder, floating ribs, solar plexus. But this is tough to do as fat has protective properties.
But you could always take up Eagle Claw kung fu.
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02-22-2014, 01:57 AM
I hate to admit this, but I've been in this situation. I have an overweight brother who was a total bully to me -- and to my younger brother. So, going back to when we were kids:
My method: pinch part of his fat HARD and hold it until he can't stand it.
My younger brother's method: punch his face like a machine and simply don't stop.
Fun fact: once he realized he couldn't bully us physically anymore, he devised other methods of tormenting us. One was that he pissed in my bed. True story.
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02-22-2014, 02:01 AM
Best not to allow someone to get the dominant position on you. If it cannot be avoided then you're pretty fucked, eye gouges and groin attacks maybe?
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02-22-2014, 02:52 AM
All of the pinching, grabbing fingers, eye gouging, etc. is dangerous.
You're trapped on the ground, with a big dude on top of you, and you can't get up. Do you really want to escalate the fight into gouging eyes and breaking fingers?
Think about it. He could literally lean down, and bite your fucking nose off.
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02-22-2014, 02:59 AM
He could bite your nose off at any point anyway, or slit your throat. You don't know his intentions, I'm not fighting in the street for style points, the moment an attacker tries to control you, or does physical harm, is the moment you trigger the animalistic all bets off fighting.
If some dude pulls a knife and asks for my wallet I'm giving him my wallet. If some dude pulls a knife and tells me to get in a car, I'm fighting that guy with everything I have. Secondary crime scenes kills. Not fighting in every way possible on the assumption that your attacker has only the best of intentions sounds like a pretty sure fire way of getting fucked up.
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02-22-2014, 03:29 AM
@Rio,
If he is close enough to bite my nose off, then so am I.
A truism about the fight game: there is no such thing as a perfectly defended attack. Any attack opens the possibility of a counter attack.
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02-22-2014, 03:34 AM
You could carry safety pins to stick in them if they befall.
I think that if a fat managed to get me on the ground, I'd probably just play dead until it lifted.
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02-22-2014, 03:37 AM
Never play dead. I've heard brain damage is no fun.
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02-22-2014, 03:37 AM
Whenever I go for the nose-bite from the mount, I place my hands on my opponents neck and squeeze (think Homer vs Bart Simpson), or cross face while controlling the other arm. This is to keep their head in one place and to prevent any parts of my face from being bitten.
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02-22-2014, 03:40 AM
Hell, if you're going through a dry spell, you might as well lay there for a while and enjoy it.
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02-22-2014, 03:47 AM
Also if they lean in to bite, pull them in for a choke.
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02-22-2014, 03:49 AM
But the person on top is in a better position to do so. Rios point is that u shouldnt escalate the level of violence in a fight when u are in an inferior position because if ur opponent survives your attack, he is in a better position to do the same and much worse to you.
Example: lets say ive got an an opponent in a kimura (shoulder lock) with the intention of only controlling him until he calms down. If he tries to bite my arm to escape, im going to get angry and snap his shit up then stomp him hard when hes incapacitated. Sure the bite will hurt, I might be bleeding a bit, but he will be significantly worse off when im done with him.
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02-22-2014, 04:02 AM
Its a guillotine from the guard.