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McQueen's Forced Into AA by Cali Courts: Game Time!
10-15-2013, 07:39 PM
Unreal bro. I am truly sorry you have to go through such nonsense.
At least you're trying to make lemons out of lemonades.
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10-15-2013, 10:26 PM
Hilarious and brilliant. This should be an interesting 2+ month thread.
I'm now contemplating hitting up the AA and NA meetings nearby, especially in two college neighborhoods close to my house. There's bound to be a decent number of 18-25 yr. old sluts in 'em over a public intox charge.
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10-15-2013, 10:55 PM
Did delicioustacos just drop a data sheet on the best place to go to AA meetings? There is officially nothing you can't find on this forum.
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10-15-2013, 11:07 PM
Wow, drunk in public isn't a crime here. Drinking in public is.
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10-15-2013, 11:09 PM
Here's what happened leading to my arrest and night in jail.
It's a Sat night, I'm out partying, can't remember where, some club in Hwood. When that club closed at 2am, went to Avalon, then an afterparty and finally wound up at Joseph's. It's a derelict place of an Afterhours, but when you're jacked up on 'life' and looking to get laid the party does NOT stop until my balls have been drained.
For some reason I had hit up DVY and said "let's hit the beach and pick up beach bunnies today" (at this point it's like 10am Sunday). He drives to Joseph's and finds me with the most electic group of fucking freaks: couple gay dudes, albeit not flamers and the hottest tranny either of us had ever seen.
He drives all of us to where I had an apartment at the time off Santa Monica Blvd in WeHo. I had gotten a great deal and it was a temp sublet. The party continued, with all of us gathered around my kitchen table cutting up 'cornbread'.
At some point, it had to have been around 2-3pm I believe, DVY suggested we go grab food a couple blocks away. I've never been to a gay bar and was hesitant. He reassured me that I would not be violently assaulted in the ass, so I agreed.
We grabbed food and all was cool. No gay assaults. He then suggested we hit up a very popular gay bar Sunday afternoon party, where he said picking up a girl is like shooting fish in a barrel. I was still reluctant but agreed.
We hit the spot and within 20 damn minutes I swooped a cute asian girl who was DTF. I walked her the 3 blocks to my then apt and proceeded to pound her pussy into oblivion. As I reached down to pull my giant sausage out of her after busting, I felt something sticky. Oh fuck, I thought, the bitch is bleeding. Ah....
Nope. She had shit herself! I jumped up yelling at her to get the fuck out of my bed. The cunt ran to my bathroom down the hallway and in te process dripped shit down my fucking hallway and into my bathroom. Not fucking cool. At this point DVY had already bounced, but a buddy of mine took control of the situation, which involved kicking the girl out, BUT not before giving her a pair of my favorite Bball shorts and wife beater to wear.
I took a shower while cursing the existence of such club sluts and after coming to my senses realized I wasn't done partying. I went BACK to the gay bar to swoop another chick. I couldn't believe how easy it had been and was ready for round 2.
At some point I blacked out and came to being handcuffed and laid down on the sidewalk by the cops. The rest is spotty but apparently I got into it with the bouncers because "the gays were annoying me", hahaha. Was thrown in a cell for a night and released at 11am on Monday.
Good times.
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McQueen's Forced Into AA by Cali Courts: Game Time!
10-15-2013, 11:30 PM
Great story. Where you up and drunk for two days straight?
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10-15-2013, 11:34 PM
^^^Basically. I get on 'binders' where I start Saturday and don't stop until Sun night. Did that last weekend actually. Not the healthiest idea, but shit, the stuff that happens is funny as hell and it's not hard to get fresh notches with that kind of persistence.
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10-16-2013, 03:02 AM
McQueen, I think you are the man as far as poosy goes, but let your retardedness in this situation be a warning to all the boys here:
DON'T GET THIS FUCKED UP
Avoid getting into a situation where you can't remember what happened to you.
Take gambles, break yourself down, but avoid the police because they really suck.
As far as blinders go, I don't think you need that shit. Man, you sound fucking cool from your posts. You don't need to go ape shit during the weekends.
What's the point of banging a lot of hot girls if you can't remember any of it on your death bed in forty years or whatever.
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10-16-2013, 05:47 AM
I made a NA and AA thread a while back. I only went to one NA meeting but wasnt impressed. Never did go check out other ones but i guess if you have nothing else to do in the evenings.
NA and AA Game
http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-17309.html
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10-16-2013, 10:27 AM
I came to pick him up in a white V-neck, shorts and flip flops (for the beach). Imagine going to the gay-club like that....
We saw Lady Gaga at the day-club. Gays love her and bascially mobbed her.
Just another day in the life.
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10-16-2013, 11:23 AM
AA is prime opportunity. I had to do something similar when I was younger, go through AA meetings for a Minor in Possession charge.
EVERY girl in AA is a slut. Every single one of them. How do I know this? I banged one and this was out of her mouth: "Every girl in AA has had a slut phase."
Well, we all know what that means. Slut 'phase'?
"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."
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10-16-2013, 12:33 PM
I was able to find McQueen's mug shot:
You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor.
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10-16-2013, 12:47 PM
Nah. Definitely was the pussy I fucked; however, she probably lost control of her bowels.
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McQueen's Forced Into AA by Cali Courts: Game Time!
10-16-2013, 12:57 PM
with a story like that, maybe you should just go to the meetings and pay attention
take it from me bro, i'm in the fucking hall of fame. i'm retired. my number is hanging from the rafters. i was a professional party guy for 20 years including dj, promoter and distributer.
life is better when you dont do dumb shit like that, no matter how awesome you think it is now.
almost five years since i retired, never miss it one second.
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McQueen's Forced Into AA by Cali Courts: Game Time!
10-16-2013, 03:21 PM
You will do fine in there. Like delicious tacos said, it can be very clique-ish but can also be a goldmine.
I have a friend who has been hitting up this angle since high school. He does well. I have been a couple of times and couldn't seem to get the hang of it hahah
My advice, the girls who are actually "buying into it" are the ones you want to go for. You will be able to easily tell who is there by court order and who is there on their own. Play it up a little like you really want to change your evil-doing ways and these types of girls will be dying to help "save" you.
As has been mentioned try a bunch of different ones. I'm not in CA so can't comment.
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10-16-2013, 05:29 PM
A lot of girls actually fear having orgasm because of this.
To them if it feels like they are going to piss and shit and all that shit.
In this case, the girl actually did do a shit.
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McQueen's Forced Into AA by Cali Courts: Game Time!
10-16-2013, 06:11 PM
Well you can say you fucked the shit out of her!