[Cookie]

RJ Burger.


This show pisses me off to no avail. The kid gets a golden ticket to be cool and get with every girl he wants, but he just pusses out. I remember watching one where he wouldn't bang a girl just because she had been drinking.

[UrbanNerd]

(04-16-2012 04:16 AM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

Funny i was just thinking about starting a thread on this yesterday when i saw the movie Spiderman 3 again. I had seen it the last time before i left home and went around the world and was introduced to game and became somewhat of a playa.
Nowadays i can barely watch anything on tv too ( although i just downloaded all seasons of Married with children and watch a few episodes a day, its still my favorite show)

That Peter Parker character nearly made me nauseous with his uber beta behavior. Especially the constant whining and begging for Mary Jane. At one point i just fast forwarded through the "romantic" scenes just to see the action scenes. The part where his grandmother tells him he's such a good boy and he should ask Mary Jane for marriage almost made me puke.

It clearly shows how i've grown from beta to alpha, i used to watch movies like this and rom-com's and not notice how uber unrealistic the love scenes are. Its this kind of crap that feeds the princess complex in most girls and keeps the beta guys beta.

Yeah, that was the Peter Parker for the movies. In the actual comic books (which I used to collect when a kid/teen), Mary Jane was just one of like 4 chicks Peter Parker was juggling. While Peter Parker was not "alpha"...dude would keep a stable of chicks in the actual comic books.

I HATE how they changed that for the movies.

[Suits]

(04-15-2012 02:16 PM)Walnuts Wrote:  

Yeah doug is definitely whipped.

My nomination is Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother. I can't stand that fucking show.

How I Met Your Mother has a special place in my heart. I started watching it when I was dating and otherwise undressing my first African woman.

It was spring in Tianjin, China and we'd watch it together as we enjoyed the perfect north Chinese weather common to those times of year drift in through the open window. It was a relaxed and pleasant time in my life. I think of it and how I felt every time the theme song plays over the intro credits.

That being said, I just finished up season 8 for old time's sake and started watching season 9 and the last couple episodes have been the most beta thing I've ever witnessed.

HIMYM has always been damn blue pill beta, but its reached a crushing climax of betahood at the end of season 8 and as season 9 kicks off. I want to kill myself. The worst part of it is watching Barney turn into a bitch after making the show watching able with his very respectable red-pill antics.

I hate myself for continue to illegally watch this horrendous testament to male failure in modern Western society.

[pheonix500000]

Without a doubt

[eradicator]

radar from mash. just insufferably beta.

[YaManBT]

(04-15-2012 03:26 PM)FretDancer Wrote:  

(04-15-2012 02:29 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  



Charlie Sheen was the guy that made that show watchable.

Haha thats bullshit. Allan Harper is a great character in the show and I can safely say it contributes to alot of what makes the show hilarious.

Exactly... Without Alan, the show loses a lot of its value. The premise of the show is how Alan (beta) does everything "the right way" (i.e., 9-5 job, marriage, kid, kissing up to women, etc.), and always gets nothing but a foot in his ass because of it. On the other hand, Charlie (alpha) lives life on his own terms, makes no apologies for it, and he lives a kick-ass life because of it. The show needs Alan, for the sake of that comparison.


Anyway, my contribution to this thread is the following:



As a kid, "Family Matters" was my favorite show. Friday nights at 8, I never ever missed it. I look back at these episodes now, and it is cringeworthy. Now, I know Urkel is just a comedy character, made for cheap laughs. However, the lengths to which he went for Laura got more and more ridiculous every episode and season. In many of the episodes, he gets absolutely crushed by this bitch, and he just stands there and makes the sad puppy face. Laura really was an evil bitch. If the Laura character was a guy, everyone would have said how much of a no-good dog he was. The interesting part is that Stefan Urquelle always made Laura swoon. That is the teachable part of the show, now that I think about it. The same exact guy, but with an alpha presence and different clothing, produced the polar opposite result of his beta persona.

[NY Digital]

The Charlie Sheen and Alan Harper combo was what made the show so great.
It was simply genious pairing.

[AnonymousBosch]

Ditto on Chuck. He was painful to watch. He can save the world again and again but couldn't ask a blonde out on a date, *even after she repeatedly showed interest*? Instead he pulled passive-aggressive bullshit like a woman. My logic: acting like an awkward teenager around women is shameful if you're old enough to have a receding hairline. If he was my son, I would have slapped him upside the head. It normalises for nerds Poor Game attracting Out-Of-Your-League women. Dream on, losers.

The American Pie Fucker on Orange Is The New Black. If a guy like me thinks she's better off with the lesbo you can imagine what a whining beta simp the guy is.

English show called Chickens. Though I'm suspicious the three male writers haven't done it deliberately so they're free to have a cast of appallingly-nasty female characters so as to claim exaggerated satire. I'm surprised feminists haven't challenged it yet. The women are just vile.

[michelin]

Only real life characters, or do these mega BETAs count?

[Rapparee]

(04-15-2012 04:58 PM)MSW2007 Wrote:  

Zach Braff a.k.a. Dr. Dorian on Scrubs:

With respect, MSW2007, I'd beg to differ. While it's true Dr Dorian thinks and behaves in an insufferably girly way, he does pull like a champ throughout the series, pumping and dumping all over the place. It's as if his prissy weirdness is actually alpha in a way, a bit like the more vaguely effeminate sort of rockstar. His bff with the cunty nurse wife, on the other hand? Beta of all betas. It's like watching dominatrix porn.

[Mage]

I don't watch TV, but from what movies I download I must say that the most annoying betas are not the comic relief characters that are intended to be clumsy and lame so that viewers could get a laugh, but the serious "heroes" who are presented as alfas and kick ass against men, but white knight and devolop one-itis against women. Characters that are specifically designed to brainwash younger men that being cool means supplicating to women and that is a way to their hearts. The Daniel Craig version of James Bond is an example of this and so are characters from an otherwise very good action movie - Expendables. The feminist propaganda in these otherwise super masculine movies really annoys me. It feels like I am forced to swallow a spoon of dirt along with a pot of honey.

[Mage]

Also every character ever played by Jason Biggs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jason_Biggs_2012.jpg

Want to vomit just by looking at this dude.

[MattW]

(10-10-2013 02:03 AM)Mage Wrote:  

Also every character ever played by Jason Biggs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jason_Biggs_2012.jpg

Want to vomit just by looking at this dude.

Orange is the new black (mild spoilers that you can see from a mile away):

[The Beast1]

I can't stand watching TV anymore save for a few shows. Even then, i'd rather play video games, read a book, or learn to play an instrument.

Women make up the majority of the TV watching demographic. The writers and network are responding to that. When I was in my stupid comm degree school, I remember hearing in one of my classes that the most elusive demographic was males aged 18-28. They don't watch a lot of TV beyond Comedy Central and Prime Time Sports.

Oh gee, I wonder why? Bumbling fools everywhere. I said that in the advertising class that I get the impression all of the men are annoying to watch and since i can't relate to them i don't want to watch them. Ironically everyone agreed.

If you guys want a really boy friendly show that's funny, check out Adventure Time on Cartoon Network. The skits are hilarious and it's a "kids show" with a ton of adult injokes like Animaniacs.

[Clyde]

Rory from Doctor Who.

[Teedub]

^ Doctor Who is beta.