[Cyr]

(05-07-2013 04:58 PM)Teedub Wrote:  

(05-07-2013 04:32 AM)Partizan Wrote:  

However the biggest craphole I was ever in was Luton. God awful place riven by despair, urban decay, racial tensions and far Right football hooligans whom I had a run in with. I have to admit, the Celtic top didnt help. That said its gas seeing these EDL heads shouting Paki this and Paki that, yet after a night drinking foreign ale, head up to the local Asian takeaway for a Vindaloo.

Bedford and Luton are absolute crapholes. To be fair though, in Luton, the Muslim gangs aren't any better. Them, aided and abetted by the UAF, and the EDL are flipsides of the same coin. Lack of education combined with misguided multiculturalism.

Yeah I'm worried that this misguided multiculturalism combined with increasingly radical views of both Whites and Muslims, and lack of assimilation into English culture by recent immigrants are going to end up sinking the UK.

[cardguy]

Go to any university town during the week - and you will see tons of good looking chicks, pretending to work, in any of the Starbucks stores during the day. I was in one today and saw seven girls who were easily 8's or 9's.

The only good looking girls in the UK are either foreign, or middle-class and young (the working class girls in the UK are all horrendous). For the latter - you will usually find them in Starbucks inbetween lectures during the week.

[bojangles]

(05-08-2013 02:07 PM)sportbilly Wrote:  

@ Game Theory.....try Doncaster.......guaranteed all the above!

Oh god that's worse than war torn Somalia

[cardguy]

[Lemmo]

(05-08-2013 04:50 PM)cardguy Wrote:  

Go to any university town during the week - and you will see tons of good looking chicks, pretending to work, in any of the Starbucks stores during the day. I was in one today and saw seven girls who were easily 8's or 9's.

The only good looking girls in the UK are either foreign, or middle-class and young (the working class girls in the UK are all horrendous). For the latter - you will usually find them in Starbucks inbetween lectures during the week.

I guess I'm in the minority but I like British girls, as long as they are, as you say, young and middle class. Curvy, tall, big tits and ass, very casual attitude towards sex.

[Northern]

Did you guys accuse pretty women of being witches and burn then during the Middle Ages? Good genes lost?

[MeshTryOut]

Today's Der Spiegel magazine: Hen party in Blackpool... would you hit?

[The Fantasist]

Does the guy walking the dog in the last picture actually have a 'Subaru' tattoo on his neck?! My country never ceases to amaze me!

[Partizan]

(05-14-2013 08:34 AM)Vorkuta Wrote:  

Does the guy walking the dog in the last picture actually have a 'Subaru' tattoo on his neck?! My country never ceases to amaze me!

It fucking is.

[EU Explorer]

(05-12-2013 12:26 AM)Northern Wrote:  

Did you guys accuse pretty women of being witches and burn then during the Middle Ages? Good genes lost?

At last we know the reason why English women are shite looking
So with much less history what's the excuse in America?

[Akula]

(05-11-2013 07:34 PM)cardguy Wrote:  

good G*d the Newcastle bar is just awful.

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So with much less history what's the excuse in America?

@EU Explorer - it's gotta be the sedentary lifestyle, fast food + all the bio-engineered, antibiotic laden processed/genetically modified foods we eat, plus the general lack of exercise/office culture that has made everyone so fat in the US. We're also the most ridiculously overmedicated society on earth so that can't help either. Every time I go home I'm almost disgusted at the amount of obese people, especially the entitled fatties at bars/clubs who act like they are 8s-9s. Ughhh.

[Teedub]

^ A huge problem in the States is portion size. I guess it began with the whole 'bigger is better' culture that probably began as displays of wealth, or something. I read somewhere that an overweight American woman said something like "The French are thin because they can't afford good food" or some other insanely stupid statement. It was in relation to a dieting book that based itself on the French diet. Portion size is a problem here too, for women. My Grandma always said "If women eat the same portions are their husbands, they'll get fat." She was right of course, for pretty commonly known reasons too! I tried expaining the whole required calories thing to a slightly chubby girl at work and it was like I had said a revelation. If I'd said it to Lindy West, I'd have said an abomination.

On a side note, I love this thread. In a bizarre sort of ode to the weird and wonderful aspects of a night one in Britain, it's hilarious.

[billy]

Luton used to be one of the shitest towns in the uk. But it is improving daily as it is filling up with EE girls. I fly out of Luton airport a lot and I see stunning EE girls in and out of that airport every time. When the EE lot push the rest of the scum out of Luton the place will improve even more .

[bojangles]

(05-16-2013 04:08 AM)billy Wrote:  

Luton used to be one of the shitest towns in the uk. But it is improving daily as it is filling up with EE girls. I fly out of Luton airport a lot and I see stunning EE girls in and out of that airport every time. When the EE lot push the rest of the scum out of Luton the place will improve even more .

I see those EE girls too, I also see them on the train to London so maybe it's that? Wizz Air flies to Luton airport

[EU Explorer]

(05-16-2013 04:08 AM)billy Wrote:  

Luton used to be one of the shitest towns in the uk. But it is improving daily as it is filling up with EE girls. I fly out of Luton airport a lot and I see stunning EE girls in and out of that airport every time. When the EE lot push the rest of the scum out of Luton the place will improve even more .

At the rate the 'scum' in Luton breed unfortunately there is little chance of that happening but nice idea Also even Lodz is nicer than Luton so aside of SOME air crew most Poles/Lithuanians/Latvians etc will end up living away from there.

[GameTheory]

any more "naughty" UK towns ???

[Teedub]

^

Stockport. Utter shit hole, but if you want a place where you could walk into a pub, have a few drinks and fuck a slag in a toilet cubicle, it's first class.

[GameTheory]

^^^ yesssssssss !!!!!!!!!!

[Partizan]

Some fat English birds in the today's Sun tabloid.

WARNING: Viewer discretion is advised

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/wom...shoot.html

[CarCrashKid]

Places in Ireland would be Cork,Galway or Dublin.


Dublin Clubs-
Alchemy
The Village
Tomangos - Wealthier girls with Daddy issues. Apply basic game.
Wright Venue.
Strangeways.. Name was changed a while ago. Other Irish can tell you but it's the place for pill heads and more adventurous women.
In between you have your towns with their one nightclub. So it would be the same people every fucking week.

[Teedub]

(05-22-2013 05:06 PM)Partizan Wrote:  

Some fat English birds in the today's Sun tabloid.

WARNING: Viewer discretion is advised

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/wom...shoot.html

Only 1 of those (Charlotte) is bangable, and I'm sure the older woman would have been decent in her youth. The rest were horrific. I'm glad I've never seen the naked torso of a size 16 (18 in U.S sizes) in the flesh, to use a British phrase...fuckin 'anging.

[DBCooper]

(05-06-2013 12:02 PM)Vorkuta Wrote:  

(05-06-2013 08:46 AM)DBCooper Wrote:  

(05-06-2013 08:08 AM)Vorkuta Wrote:  

I've had some epic nights out in the meat markets of places like Stoke, Oldham, Rochdale etc. but it's not for the faint hearted. For a foreigner not used to such places it would probably be a bit too much of a cultural deep end to jump into on a short trip unless you had a British wingman.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but when you say not for the faint hearted are you making reference to the disparity in the culture between a night out in America and one here in the UK? My impression of it has always been that you're more likely to get the shite kicked out of you on a night out here, but not as much in America?

Not necessarily between US and UK but pretty much a foreigner from anywhere except probably Australia.

As you know the nights out up north can be fucking rough, people getting smashed about, knuckle draggers everywhere, over zealous bouncers on roids looking to steam you, spill someone's pint or make eye contact and you can get into a brawl. And that's just in a club. Then you have to navigate the taxi queue or the kebab shop with the pissed up dickwads who did not pull and are looking to round the evening off with bit of afters.

You, I, Sportbilly and the other Brits on here have grown up knowing the way around these things, we have had to learn avoidance techniques and have heightened awareness when we're out or we'd be rolling around on beer stained carpets every Friday night with the local dickheads. But say a young Belarusian lad gets off the plane in Manchester and heads to Toxteth or Burnley for a night out? He'd have no fucking clue and sense little of the pitfalls. In the same way as if I hit up a rough club in Detroit or Tirana without knowing the way things work I'd be putting myself in the way of a possible brawl.

Apart from the brawling that we take for granted on a northern shit-hole night out there is the shock of seeing the sights: people fucking in bus stops, women unconscious in the street, people spewing up in doorways, women showing their tits and minges to passing motorists. If you grew up thinking UK life is like a scene from a Dicken's novel you'd have a fucking heart attack.

Despite all that, it's a bloody good crack.

I'm a bit late with the reply, but that is an absolute top notch synopsis. I've only recently started hitting up bars/clubs these past 6 months (turned 18) but prior to that I used to try my luck and head out anyway (didn't always succeed) and everything you said brings back a lot of recent memories.

[Mare]

The situation is pretty dire in the outskirts of London too. I'm lucky enough that my uni is situated in South Ken, it's one of the areas in London which is actually really nice for atmosphere and girls.

[Bolthouse]

(05-07-2013 05:04 PM)Partizan Wrote:  

Thats what you get when you dont integrate ethnic groups into wider society, they become ghettoised which breeds fear and ignorance.

Has any nation ever accomplished that?

[Teedub]

(05-22-2013 10:37 AM)Teedub Wrote:  

Stockport. Utter shit hole, but if you want a place where you could walk into a pub, have a few drinks and fuck a slag in a toilet cubicle, it's first class.