[dotbiz]

A friend recently had a date with a girl he opened in the club.

Talking about the night they met, she gave him the following shit test:

Quote:

I think there were many very good looking men in the club that night.

What would have been your answer to this?

[Matt3B]

Dick pic.

[Giovonny]

"Thank you"

"That was a gay bachelor party"

"Really? I thought my competition was ugly"

"Thanks, 2 girls told me I was the best looking guy in there. Lol. So random?!"

"What made you choose me"

"But I'm the best in bed"

[Ovid]

"Yeah, but they didn't have my charm and sense of humor."

[Ensam]

"Yeah, weird, because all the girls were just sort of average"

[AneroidOcean]

Depends on the average age in the club. If it's in the 20s, I'd say, "correction: boys" with a panty-wetting simmering stare. Base the rest of the interaction on her reaction.

Women want to feel like little girls in a masculine presence.

[beaversarefun]

'Too bad you gave your number to the one jerk who's just looking to get into your pants. Your dream man could have been among all the other handsome gentleman around there.'

Give her a smirk. Touch her.

She wants to provoke you? Right back at her.

[guerrilla]

i like gios gay bachelor party line

[germanico]

"Yeah, thats a good club"

And thats it.

React emotionally and you are fucked.

[j r]

Two approaches depending on your vibe:

Say, "really? I didn't notice." Look away. Act bored that she's talking about this. Change the subject to something that you want to talk about.

Or say, "really? I didn't notice." Then lean in and ask her what she finds attractive in a man. Getting her thinking about attractive men will up her buying temperature and give you an insight into what she digs.

[Nineteen84]

personally i wouldn't even acknowledge her stupid conversational thread

[MrXY]

Come on dude

Smirk slightly,look at her briefly, roll eyes slightly, look away. Say nothing. Then start non sequitur conversation.
90% of shit tests passed

[Nascimento]

It never matters what your reply is. It's all in how you react, or how you don't react.

You could literally say the worst response, (ie. Really? Did you meet up with any other guys from that night?) said with the right tonality and subtext, it wouldn't matter at all.

[A War You Cannot Win]

'cool'

[XXL]

why would I even need to answer that? I'd be like "probably" or "yeah" and keep on talking about whatever

[bhawthorne]

"I know, it was really tough for me to hide my boner"

[Wreckingball]

I know, I do have mirrors at my place.... I'll show you them later.

[Lucky]

(04-08-2013 10:28 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

Come on dude

Smirk slightly,look at her briefly, roll eyes slightly, look away. Say nothing. Then start non sequitur conversation.
90% of shit tests passed

This right here.

I learned this early on when I first started studying game but I thought being cocky was cool. As a recovering beta I was so used to just answering a girl's questions without even thinking, and then I started giving cocky answers which worked better but I realized that not even acknowledging their bullshit and restarting the conversation works so much better.

Now girls often say I avoid their questions or never take them seriously. And I've also never gotten laid more in my life.

[dotbiz]

(04-08-2013 10:28 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

Smirk slightly,look at her briefly, roll eyes slightly, look away. Say nothing. Then start non sequitur conversation.
90% of shit tests passed

(04-09-2013 02:03 AM)XXL Wrote:  

why would I even need to answer that? I'd be like "probably" or "yeah" and keep on talking about whatever

That's about what my friend did: He simply said "Nice weather today, hm?"

But to me this sounds kinda butthurt. Also she followed up with something along the line of: "Does this make you jealous?" which implies he hasn't passed the shit test in her eyes.

I'm not sure what I would have said, but with only 1 sec to think I'd probably have answered with an agree and amplify like "Yeah, that night made me almost turn gay!"

(04-08-2013 07:11 PM)Ensam Wrote:  

"Yeah, weird, because all the girls were just sort of average"

This one is my favorite.

[beaversarefun]

(04-09-2013 09:05 AM)dotbiz Wrote:  

She followed up with something along the line of: "Does this make you jealous?" which implies he hasn't passed the shit test in her eyes.

I dont think so. I think she realised that he doesn't give a shit about her oh so subtle attempts to make him feel insecure. Thats why she bluntly follows up with the direct question about wether or not the thought makes him jealous.

I guess he could have gone with this line as well: 'Well if you mess this up with me, at least you'll know where to go to looking for your next date.'

But after thinking it over, I have to say not acknowledging it at all is probably the way to go.

[MrXY]

(04-09-2013 09:05 AM)dotbiz Wrote:  

That's about what my friend did: He simply said "Nice weather today, hm?"

But to me this sounds kinda butthurt. Also she followed up with something along the line of: "Does this make you jealous?" which implies he hasn't passed the shit test in her eyes.

I'm not sure what I would have said, but with only 1 sec to think I'd probably have answered with an agree and amplify like "Yeah, that night made me almost turn gay!"

(04-08-2013 07:11 PM)Ensam Wrote:  

"Yeah, weird, because all the girls were just sort of average"

This one is my favorite.

I read this as the girl being frustrated that she couldn't provoke your friend into a jealous reaction. Her complaint is a sign he did pass the test- remember- when a girl complains that you aren't doing what she says wants you to do, you are almost always on the right track.

What a girl says she wants you to do and what behavior from you she actually finds attractive are two very different things

I do like Ensam's line too-it's a funny neg

[XXL]

want fancy answer? "yeah, i'd fuck'em too" with a very matter of fact tone. i like saying this to every girl teasing me about other guys being more handsome.

if i tell this that and she follows with something "Does this make you jealous?" then it means she just likes those outright frame wars and in that case i bring some heat like "haha you never fail to disappoint, but i admire your determination"

[MrXY]

If a girl points out another guy and says he's good looking i'll say "Do you want me to go bring him over, you two would make a nice couple!"or if I've had a couple drinks " Well, do you want to suck his dick, go right ahead !" Just laugh in her face-girl love it when you don't take them seriously

[globalunderground]

What city is this? Is this USA?

If anything, you could just play up the local stereotype (assuming it's not NYC/LA/MIAMI). The truth is, most American guys outside a few trendy zones in those cities still dress like full grown boys, I would have poked fun at that.

[R Smoov]

"Stop talking about me like that"