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03-25-2013, 12:22 PM
What the hell is this?
I don't even really understand instagram.
I thought "Instagram" what when someone produces a gram of coke on the quick fast at an afterparty or club or something.
Can someone explain?
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03-25-2013, 05:37 PM
I don't normally advocate suicide, but if a pic makes you become a beggar then you should just end it. But I guess that requires dignity.
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03-25-2013, 05:54 PM
Its the next level of attention whoring for girls. Even worse than Facebook because anyone can follow you, there's no personal info revealed (unlike Facebook) and all they can do is like your photos and give you compliments.
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03-25-2013, 06:03 PM
i thought of creating a thread like this a few weeks ago. go to the pornstar pics and see what guys comment.
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03-25-2013, 06:13 PM
I totally agree with Vicious. It's hilarious but very counterproductive.
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03-25-2013, 06:20 PM
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03-25-2013, 07:52 PM
Instagram?
More like Simpstagram.
For whatever reason, memegenerator failed me.
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03-25-2013, 08:13 PM
Instragram is basically the ultimate attention whoring tool.
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03-25-2013, 08:40 PM
S.I.M.P - Someone Idolising Mediocre Pussy.
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03-25-2013, 09:44 PM
Quote: (03-25-2013 08:08 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:
Quote: (03-25-2013 07:52 PM)Hannibal Wrote:
Instagram?
More like Simpstagram.
Dupe joke: http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-22078-...#pid402376
Damnit, I thought I was being original.
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03-25-2013, 09:52 PM
Is it me is every one of these chicks trying really hard to look like Kim Kardashian?
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03-25-2013, 09:53 PM
Quote: (03-25-2013 08:40 PM)Kingsley Davis Wrote:
S.I.M.P - Someone Idolising Mediocre Pussy.
The term "simp" can also refer to a "simple" (read: foolish) dude or any man who behaves in a supplicating manner around attractive women.
The pussy being idolized here isn't mediocre, but by engaging these women in extremely subordinate, weak, supplicating ways, these guys still manage to earn the title of "simp".
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03-25-2013, 10:14 PM
Quote: (03-25-2013 10:07 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:
Thanks.
So why would anyone use this?
There's plenty of girls on the internet who validate themselves with "selfies" and there's even more men who spend their time staring at them.
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03-26-2013, 09:09 AM
Instagram = hamster pellets
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03-26-2013, 09:24 AM
Quote: (03-25-2013 10:07 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:
Quote: (03-25-2013 07:16 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:
Quote: (03-25-2013 12:22 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:
What the hell is this?
I don't even really understand instagram.
I thought "Instagram" what when someone produces a gram of coke on the quick fast at an afterparty or club or something.
Can someone explain?
Instagram is an app on iPhones and droids. You get a username and post pics to your followers. It's basically a simplified facebook timeline but only pictures. No messaging on Instagram this is why you see the thirst firsthand out in public view. Probably what a lot of girls inboxes look like on facebook or twitter.
Thanks.
So why would anyone use this?
It's mainly used for getting good quality pictures out of your phone. It became so popular for photos that it was reigning in on Facebook's turf and they made the decision to buy it. FB remains the number one resource for sharing pictures. Instagram has unique photo-editing software that make pics look iconic and better than they normally would. That's why chicks love it. They simply take better looking pictures.
It also allows for seamlessly disbursing your photos to your multiple social media accounts. You can take a pic and simultaneously upload it onto your twitter, facebook, and other accounts.