Posts: 15,023
Threads: 0
Joined: Mar 2010
Reputation:
216
The Simps of Instagram
03-25-2013, 12:56 AM
Know your enemy and know yourself, find naught in fear for 100 battles. Know yourself but not your enemy, find level of loss and victory. Know thy enemy but not yourself, wallow in defeat every time.
Posts: 15,023
Threads: 0
Joined: Mar 2010
Reputation:
216
The Simps of Instagram
03-25-2013, 12:56 AM
Know your enemy and know yourself, find naught in fear for 100 battles. Know yourself but not your enemy, find level of loss and victory. Know thy enemy but not yourself, wallow in defeat every time.
Posts: 8,774
Threads: 0
Joined: Feb 2011
The Simps of Instagram
03-25-2013, 01:04 AM
You need to register and do screen shots from the site/app MEET ME. It's worse.
Posts: 2,467
Threads: 0
Joined: Sep 2012
Reputation:
254
The Simps of Instagram
03-25-2013, 01:22 AM
I'm fucking dying laughing at the soft serve guy.
Reminds me of my all-time favorite:
One of these days I'm going to memorize this and use it as my opener for an entire night out.
[size=8pt]"For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us.”[/size] [size=7pt] - Romans 8:18[/size]
Posts: 1,364
Threads: 0
Joined: Mar 2012
Reputation:
18
The Simps of Instagram
03-25-2013, 01:30 AM
What is that? I don't see how any man would rationalize saying stupid shit like that. I "liked" an ass Facebook page but after seeing the comments I stopped. I wondered why I would want to see all the fake asses, photoshop, and attention whoring. Never again.
Most of the comments are said for the likes. They dont expect to get a response or do they? Haha.
The cycle of disrespect can start with just an appetizer.
Posts: 1,245
Threads: 0
Joined: Oct 2011
Reputation:
18
The Simps of Instagram
03-25-2013, 01:55 AM
All the avatars of the chicks resemble soft porn.
Is this like the new "1-900" numbers or something?
This looks more than being simps chasing 8's, these look like quasi-johns and girls doing evn less than p4p
Posts: 4,396
Threads: 0
Joined: Nov 2008
Reputation:
36
The Simps of Instagram
03-25-2013, 02:00 AM
Biggest herb award goes to:
"I got 10 stacks for a night in bed."
10 stacks? Damn son, I could do a lot with 10 stacks, including going to South America for a couple months and fucking a few girls that probably look better than that.
I always considered myself a guy that likes big asses, but some of these asses are a little overboard in my opinion.
Posts: 1,364
Threads: 0
Joined: Mar 2012
Reputation:
18
The Simps of Instagram
03-25-2013, 02:11 AM
You can get a new ass for 1K in Mexico. I dont know how the Miami chicks do it though. Maybe they have enough bread to go to Colombia for a little "vacation". If you can double or triple your earning/drinking/clubbing/modeling power with 3K in procedures then why not?
Thailand is the home of no ass and no titties. When I see a Thai with an ass, hips, or breast, I take notice. Staying on Soi 4, I've seen one non ladyboy with huge titties. She gets work almost every night haha. I tried shoring her but shes about that bread.
The cycle of disrespect can start with just an appetizer.
Posts: 1,364
Threads: 0
Joined: Mar 2012
Reputation:
18
The Simps of Instagram
03-25-2013, 04:23 AM
I'm half faded right now. I need to choose my words more wisely.
The cycle of disrespect can start with just an appetizer.
Posts: 992
Threads: 0
Joined: Feb 2012
Reputation:
7
The Simps of Instagram
03-25-2013, 08:50 AM
I wouldn't consider any of these as simpin'. The true definition of simping is: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. The majority of these women posted are top-shelf: 8s, 9s, and dymes, nothing mediocre about them.
These dudes are just trying to get a reaction by saying off-the-wall things. I'm sure these dudes know that attention whores seldom respond to aloof cold approaches such as: "sup," "what's up," "hi" etc, so they open them with confidence and humor.
Posts: 1,832
Threads: 0
Joined: Sep 2013
Reputation:
35
The Simps of Instagram
03-25-2013, 08:51 AM
2/10. They can have 'em.
The Gap® >>> bubble butt.
"...it's the quiet cool...it's for someone who's been through the struggle and come out on the other side smelling like money and pussy."
"put her in the taxi, put her number in the trash can"
Posts: 437
Threads: 0
Joined: Jan 2011
Reputation:
7
The Simps of Instagram
03-25-2013, 08:56 AM
I would say some of those comments follow the rawdog paradox. You are so happy to be in there and think it is the best idea ever, until the very second after you cum; full on regret and a feeling of "How could I be so stupid?!"
I bet thats how some of them feel the second they hit 'post'.
Also, fuck you Athlone. Just got to SEAsia after leaving latin America and now regret that decision.
Posts: 1,652
Threads: 0
Joined: Apr 2012
Reputation:
24
The Simps of Instagram
03-25-2013, 09:20 AM
Did somebody say Simpstagram?
Nope.
Posts: 253
Threads: 0
Joined: Dec 2011
The Simps of Instagram
03-25-2013, 09:33 AM
Quote:Quote:
"The level of thristiness you are about to see may be disturbing."
Even with this trigger warning I still threw up a little in my mouth reading this.
I swear to god half of Game these days is really just not doing shit like this.
Posts: 2,198
Threads: 0
Joined: Dec 2012
Reputation:
30
The Simps of Instagram
03-25-2013, 10:13 AM
Holy bajeeeezus! What a bunch of losin'-ass fuckwits. Is this shit serious or a joke???
Posts: 5,050
Threads: 0
Joined: May 2011
Reputation:
74
The Simps of Instagram
03-25-2013, 10:52 AM
This is depressing. I actually think that this kind of pampering does far more damage than feminism in western society. Men have to clean up their own act.
Posts: 510
Threads: 0
Joined: Mar 2011
Reputation:
10
The Simps of Instagram
03-25-2013, 11:47 AM
This should come as no surprise to anyone. Shit is getting out of hand. Paradoxically, I think this pedestalizing makes it both harder and easier for us. On the one hand, girls are showered with attention so they will be less impressed with approaching per se. But on the other hand, techniques like the neg will become more effective. The approach has to be of higher quality to get these girls' attention and pussies.