A few days ago while traveling with forum member Innuendo in the Philippines, I came very close to capturing my Chilean flag and he his Argentina flag, which are both fairly hard to come by while traveling in SE Asia. The night went very smoothly and we gamed the girls well, it was as if we were checking off boxes on a player's to do list, all signs were pointing to both of us getting laid until we were both massively cock blocked by two Beta Orbiting Euro Weenies!
We were pissed at those guys, we felt like OGNORCAL on his Mexico trip, enraged that we let it happen while being very disappointed with ourselves for not taking the necessary precautions to prevent the cock block. Oh well, not the end of the world but we did learn an important lesson and I figured we would share it with the forum.
Backstory: Innuendo and I were on the Filipino island of Coron for a couple of days and neither of us had any action since we left Puerto Princesa five days earlier, which is almost unthinkable while in the Philippines but it is what it is. On our last day there, he decided to go island hopping and I decided to chill in town. He came back at around 6PM and informed me that he met two girls on the tour, one from chile and one from Argentina and that they wanted to meet for a drink later. As a guy who likes his Latinas, I was obviously down, so I asked him which one he was going for (he gamed them so gets first dibs), he said the Argentinian because she has a fat ass and big tits but reassured me that the Chilean was decent too.
There was only one catch, out of politeness, the girls also invited two guys who were also on the boat, a Dutch guy and an English guy. So I asked what he thought of the guys to gauge what our competition for the Latinas would be and he assured me not to worry, these guys are nerds and they have no game.
So we all met up and sure enough the guys were lame, the Englishman fit the description that Innuendo used, "he's straight out that TV show "the Office" and the Dutch guy, although tall and handsome had no social skills. So we ate supper and had a few beers and Innuendo and I established ourselves as the more interesting guys, honestly it wasn't very hard. The guys didn't know how to engage the girls in conversation, without being aggressive or rude, we controlled the situation, we'd ask them questions and give them a chance to talk but they were socially awkward and couldn't manage to hold a conversation. Innuendo pretty much just had to sit there and look good, while I engaged them and of course, spoke a bit of Spanish and we talked about South America, which the Euro guys had nothing to say about.
Then we bounced to another restaurant with music and karaoke, Innuendo and the Euro guys wanted to drink beer while the girls were keen on mixed drinks, so I suggested the pitcher of "Coron Sling". It was a good choice because the girls thought it tasted more like juice than booze so I kept ordering them, after three jugs we decided to sing some karaoke. The girls started the singing and of course Innuendo and I joined in, the Euro guys just sat there looking on like the two boring dickheads that they are.
We were having a good time and everyone was drunk then we decided to leave as the girls had a flight the next day at 7AM. Innuendo and I asked each other how we were going to get rid of the Euro guys, and we hatched a plan to get one tricycle (the only form of transport in Coron) and make the euro guys take their own, which they agreed to.
This is where we fucked up: On the way back to where all of our hotels were (about a five minute ride), I suggested that we go to our hotel, at first the Chilean resisted but then Innuendo did some pushing and they chatted in Spanish. Next thing you know, the tricycle stops at my hotel and the four of us are sitting on my hotel patio having beers. My room is literally five meters away and I'm already scheming to get this girl in my room, "we should get each other's facebook" was my technique. The girls were keen and is was a sure deal, just had to finish the beers and go about our separate ways with the girls.
About five minutes later, guess who shows up? The fucking Euro dickheads, I don't know what they were doing down stairs the entire time, I assumed they would have taken the hint that we were going to bang these girls and would have done what any other normal guy would have done and just went the fuck home. But oh no, these guys decided to join us, order a few beers and then talk about soccer, fuck!
After about five minutes of soccer talk, the girls roll their eyes, I'm almost pulling my hair out and biting my tongue when they say, sorry guys but we have to go to sleep, nice meeting you, blah, blah blah and home they went. The Euro dicks continued their soccer chat and I bid them good night and headed to my room pissed off with blue balls.
Lesson learned: Hindsight is always 20/20 and what I should have done is, as soon as we reached our hotel and the Euro dicks arrived, I should have gone up to them and said "hey guys, nice to meet you but we have those girls upstairs and we're gonna do our thing, have a good night". They likely would have complied, but instead these stunned fuckers who in all honesty probably didn't even realize that they were cock blocking us, decided to join us for one last beer and thus ruined our night and blew my chance of getting my Chilean flag!
So let this be a lesson guys, if you find yourself in a similar situation of being around guys who have the potential to cock block you, even if there is no malicious intent on their behalf, you have to neutralize those fuckers before they mess everything up and everyone goes home empty handed.
We were pissed at those guys, we felt like OGNORCAL on his Mexico trip, enraged that we let it happen while being very disappointed with ourselves for not taking the necessary precautions to prevent the cock block. Oh well, not the end of the world but we did learn an important lesson and I figured we would share it with the forum.
Backstory: Innuendo and I were on the Filipino island of Coron for a couple of days and neither of us had any action since we left Puerto Princesa five days earlier, which is almost unthinkable while in the Philippines but it is what it is. On our last day there, he decided to go island hopping and I decided to chill in town. He came back at around 6PM and informed me that he met two girls on the tour, one from chile and one from Argentina and that they wanted to meet for a drink later. As a guy who likes his Latinas, I was obviously down, so I asked him which one he was going for (he gamed them so gets first dibs), he said the Argentinian because she has a fat ass and big tits but reassured me that the Chilean was decent too.
There was only one catch, out of politeness, the girls also invited two guys who were also on the boat, a Dutch guy and an English guy. So I asked what he thought of the guys to gauge what our competition for the Latinas would be and he assured me not to worry, these guys are nerds and they have no game.
So we all met up and sure enough the guys were lame, the Englishman fit the description that Innuendo used, "he's straight out that TV show "the Office" and the Dutch guy, although tall and handsome had no social skills. So we ate supper and had a few beers and Innuendo and I established ourselves as the more interesting guys, honestly it wasn't very hard. The guys didn't know how to engage the girls in conversation, without being aggressive or rude, we controlled the situation, we'd ask them questions and give them a chance to talk but they were socially awkward and couldn't manage to hold a conversation. Innuendo pretty much just had to sit there and look good, while I engaged them and of course, spoke a bit of Spanish and we talked about South America, which the Euro guys had nothing to say about.
Then we bounced to another restaurant with music and karaoke, Innuendo and the Euro guys wanted to drink beer while the girls were keen on mixed drinks, so I suggested the pitcher of "Coron Sling". It was a good choice because the girls thought it tasted more like juice than booze so I kept ordering them, after three jugs we decided to sing some karaoke. The girls started the singing and of course Innuendo and I joined in, the Euro guys just sat there looking on like the two boring dickheads that they are.
We were having a good time and everyone was drunk then we decided to leave as the girls had a flight the next day at 7AM. Innuendo and I asked each other how we were going to get rid of the Euro guys, and we hatched a plan to get one tricycle (the only form of transport in Coron) and make the euro guys take their own, which they agreed to.
This is where we fucked up: On the way back to where all of our hotels were (about a five minute ride), I suggested that we go to our hotel, at first the Chilean resisted but then Innuendo did some pushing and they chatted in Spanish. Next thing you know, the tricycle stops at my hotel and the four of us are sitting on my hotel patio having beers. My room is literally five meters away and I'm already scheming to get this girl in my room, "we should get each other's facebook" was my technique. The girls were keen and is was a sure deal, just had to finish the beers and go about our separate ways with the girls.
About five minutes later, guess who shows up? The fucking Euro dickheads, I don't know what they were doing down stairs the entire time, I assumed they would have taken the hint that we were going to bang these girls and would have done what any other normal guy would have done and just went the fuck home. But oh no, these guys decided to join us, order a few beers and then talk about soccer, fuck!
After about five minutes of soccer talk, the girls roll their eyes, I'm almost pulling my hair out and biting my tongue when they say, sorry guys but we have to go to sleep, nice meeting you, blah, blah blah and home they went. The Euro dicks continued their soccer chat and I bid them good night and headed to my room pissed off with blue balls.
Lesson learned: Hindsight is always 20/20 and what I should have done is, as soon as we reached our hotel and the Euro dicks arrived, I should have gone up to them and said "hey guys, nice to meet you but we have those girls upstairs and we're gonna do our thing, have a good night". They likely would have complied, but instead these stunned fuckers who in all honesty probably didn't even realize that they were cock blocking us, decided to join us for one last beer and thus ruined our night and blew my chance of getting my Chilean flag!
So let this be a lesson guys, if you find yourself in a similar situation of being around guys who have the potential to cock block you, even if there is no malicious intent on their behalf, you have to neutralize those fuckers before they mess everything up and everyone goes home empty handed.
