Quote: (03-26-2013 01:53 PM)Giovonny Wrote:
Quote: (03-26-2013 01:48 PM)samsamsam Wrote:
I clicked on a few ads out of curiosity and there is some strange shit that guys request.
Like what???
One guy was saying he just wanted to experience awesome kissing no sex, and of course everyone is handsome and successful.
But it just triggered that I got an email a whole ago from a buddy who stumbled across the most awesomest sugar daddy post. I don't know if the guy was trollin or for real.
See below - I am not making this up.
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I am a wealthy, SWM sugar daddy type who is seeking a long term relationship with a sexy white or Asian lady. If things work out between us, I would be very open to marriage and children.
Please read my ad carefully and thoroughly. only reply if you have a genuine interest in what I'm proposing. I'm seeking something long term, and exciting.
I'm 43, single, no kids, I live in the Beverly Hills part of Los Angeles. 6'2" 220 athletic build, green eyes, dark hair, I'm white.
I enjoy sports(both watching and playing), keeping up with current events, movies, playing no-limit, high limit Texas Hold'em poker, reading legal and techno thrillers, and listening to classic R&B, disco, 70's rock, 80's pop, and lite rock love songs.
I'm a very wealthy man. During the late 90's, a company I created from the ground up was sold to a huge corporation. Let's just say that I wont ever have to worry about money again. I own several companies that dont require my day-to-day involvement. I have money invested that makes me more money each year. However now days, I have 3 passions. Sports, poker, and helping others out (I have several charities that I not only finance, but I also invest with my time as well). I attend sporting events regularly. And I'm a big time, no-limit high limit Texas hold'em poker player. I play both cash games and tournaments. Over the past 13 years I've become very successful. If I had to, I could live off my poker winnings. However I don't play poker for the money. I play because I enjoy it and I'm able to use my various talents in an arena that challenges me. I travel once a month to Las Vegas to play in big cash games.
The reason I brought up my financial status is to let you know that I have the means and the time to enjoy living a good life with the right lady. Let's face it, it is expensive to live in the LA. Not only that, but if a relationship is going to work, a man has to be have time for his woman in his life. I'm in a situation where I'm not consumed with work.
The following is what I'm proposing to provide the right lady. I'm not trying to "buy" a relationship. However once you read the ad fully, then perhaps you will understand why I'm willing to be so generous.
1. At the beginning of each week, I will deposit $5,000 into your savings account. That is money that you can save and not have to spend. If you are with me a year, you will have saved $260,000. If you continue to stay with me, I'll pay the taxes on that money. Only you will have access to that money. Once I give it to you, it is yours. Look at his as an "insurance" policy that you will hopefully never have to use (if you dont use it, then it means that we are still together). The main reason I put this "carrot" out there is to hopefully solicit a reply from a quality female. Any woman who has some self respect about herself isnt going to "give up providing for herself" in order to be with a man, unless she has some "assurances" that no matter what happens, she will be taken well care of.
2. I will pay for all your expenses. Clothes, cars, jewelry, trips, cell phone, going out, gifts, pampering yourself(hair, nails, gym memberships, massages, etc), all the stuff that goes into being a woman, I'll pay for.
I'm not trying to buy love. As I stated earlier, the reason I'm willing to be so generous is because I realize any woman who comes to be with me, will need to have assurances that she will be taken care of. I will do everything I can to make sure that things work out long term between us. However nothing in life is 100% guaranteed, except death, lol. The money will act like an insurance policy that you hopefully wont have to cash in, in case things dont work out between us. However, I'm at a point in my life where if I were to pick you, then I'm pretty sure it would work out long term.
3. You will live with me in my 2 story, 8 bedroom, 4 bath home with a secluded pool in the backyard. Now I'm not expecting you to move in right away, lol. We will need to meet, get to know each other and see if we are compatible enough to make this work. However my desire is to have a lady live in with me long term. If we both are open and honest from the beginning, then it shouldn't take that long for us to determine if it can work.
4. If you want to volunteer or do some activity that would occupy your time during the day, i would totally support that. Also if you wish to attend school, I'll support that as well.
5. If you happen to have children, and I decide that you are the type of lady who will bring happiness to my life, then I will be generous to your children. Reason being, if your kids are happy, then you will be happy. and if you are happy because I'm providing a life that you can flourish in, then you will do what you can to make me happy.
6. Our arrangement will be discreet and between us. I will introduce you to my friends as my girlfriend. People will think that we will have a normal relationship. Which would would for all intent and purposes. Out of bed you would be my lady.
You may ask, why am I posting this ad? Well I'm looking for a particular type of lady. Out of bed I want a relationship with my lady, someone who will enjoy building a solid, enjoyable LTR with me. I'm seeking someone to build and share a life with. I'm ready to settle down and eventually have a family. I'm attracted to women who are intelligent, engaging, with high self-esteem.
However in bed, it is essential that my lady enjoys being freaky and slutty sexually. Sure I can be tender and loving in bed, yet I do like to take control and be dominant and aggressive sexually. I'm very creative and imaginative sexually. I'm not looking to hurt or beat up a lady. I just like to be intense and physical sexually. I enjoy pulling hair, spanking the ass, pinching the nipples, squeezing the neck, talking nasty, etc during sex. However I wont be that way all the time. As I stated earlier, I can be tender and loving, depending on the mood. I just wanted to be honest about how intense I can be on occasions. The term "lady out on the streets, a freak between the sheets" is what I'm seeking. If you are into the whole "Daddy" thing in bed, then we would get along really well.
I have a strong sex drive. I love to fuck. and having a lady around who knows what I want and need is very appealing. I dont need variety. I only want one lady. I have never had a problem with being faithful. It's very important that you crave and enjoy sex.
However there is one other thing I need to mention. For a number of you ladies, this fetish of mine would be a potential deal breaker. Yet it is something I really need from a potential partner. I need a woman who will enjoy me watching her enjoy submitting sexually to my 2 dominant, hung, sexually aggressive black friends. I love to watch and the idea of my sexy lady enjoying me watching her get it good has always been a turn on for me. I can get more in depth about this if you wish to learn more. I can assure you that they are totally healthy, clean, and safe. This is something that is very discreet. My 2 friends are both personal trainers who are in great shape and very handsome. Only the best for my lady.
Now I understand the need for you to be taken care of financially and to enjoy your life. Yet if you aren't really into what I'm proposing, then please don't reply. I want to have a lady be in my life who actually enjoys this. Sure you enjoy the money and lifestyle I can provide for you. Yet you love the type of sex I'm seeking as well.
If you are interested please do the following.
1. tell me about yourself.
2. tell me your interests.
3. tell me what you have going on in your life right now, and whether you could easily move-in with me(assuming that after we both meet and get to know each other, We both decide we want this. I'm not expecting you to move in today, lol). If you have a lease or an agreement with roommates, I would gladly pay that off and take care of it if we wanted to be together.
4. describe yourself. a few pics would be ideal.
5. tell me why you liked my ad.
6. tell me why you feel that you are able to give me what I'm seeking.
The lady I'm seeking should be between 18-35, white or Asian, sexy, in shape physically, and open minded sexually.