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10-26-2012, 12:53 PM
We'll start with anyone over 60. Beta. Even Chuck Norris is now beta because of LTRs. All war Vets over 60 are also beta.
It's beta to be on medicare or to collect your SS
Boomers are now beta as well. They got easy jobs and made loads of easy cash. They never had to deal with real world problems like when your high speed modem breaks and you have to get mom to get you one on the way home from work.
Asian men are all beta
Europeans are all beta
American men over 40 are all beta
Africans are beta. We send them tons of aid. Very beta for accepting
Vietnam, Gulf, Iraq. Afghan vets are all beta. They should had said Fuck you go fight there yourselves and stayed home on the computer like true Alpha males.
Anyone who has a girlfriend or wife is beta(no brainer)
If you have a job you are beta. Tell your boss to fuck off
Black males are beta. They let their women get fat and talk shit
Blonde hair blue eyed guys are beta. They fall back on dark skinned south american girls to get laid.
Eskimos are beta. They don't have real world experience having to ride buses and navigating long lines at starbucks
Latino males are beta. They crutch on dancing to meet women.
Did I miss anyone??
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10-26-2012, 12:58 PM
indians trolls, unless you count them as asians.
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10-26-2012, 01:05 PM
My dad is beta for not cheating on my mom and having girls all over the city. I hate him!!
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10-26-2012, 01:11 PM
Pet owners are beta providers.
I have to put my dog down now so I can be alpha.
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10-26-2012, 01:24 PM
Highway workers are beta. They put up cones and flashing lights, but if they were alpha cars would just watch the fuck out for THEM.
Aloha!
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Beta males by age and region stats 2012
10-26-2012, 01:27 PM
Texans are beta. They keep talking about seceding from the Union but never do it. And they all carry guns cause they are afraid of getting beat up. Beta pussies.
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10-26-2012, 01:29 PM
Republicans are beta for not killing Osama Bin Laden.
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10-26-2012, 01:32 PM
Quote: (10-26-2012 01:01 PM)durangotang Wrote:
I hear greeks living in Florida are beta.
They're the worst. Standing around talking shit like an alpha until their mom shows up screaming "pikka pokka pocka"! Then they get all scared and run to the car window slouching. ALL of the one's in FL.
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10-26-2012, 01:40 PM
I broke my ankle a couple of years back, and hobbled around on it for a week before I finally saw a doctor. = Beta.
I should've set the bone myself, and fashioned my own cast= Alpha as Fuq!
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10-26-2012, 05:37 PM
Berlusconi is Beta because he paid for sex.
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10-26-2012, 06:15 PM
Rap music is beta. If you can't actually have a band that plays the music on real instruments you are a singing fool and beta.
50 cent = beta
Jayz = beta
etc
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10-26-2012, 06:26 PM
Lance Armstrong is beta for getting caught.
Know your enemy and know yourself, find naught in fear for 100 battles. Know yourself but not your enemy, find level of loss and victory. Know thy enemy but not yourself, wallow in defeat every time.
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10-26-2012, 06:28 PM
Extremely rich guy with more money than money can buy who goes to vegas, order 5 extremely hot high end bitches and have incredible orgies with them. A true alpha doesn't bang broads, only women of virtue.
boredom is evil
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10-26-2012, 06:48 PM
I heard that if you're not getting at least a BJ while browsing the RVF you're a beta.
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10-26-2012, 07:55 PM
Guys who work out are beta. I mean, what are they trying to prove?
Musicians, uber beta. Being on stage and acting all queer and shit.
Dudes on motorcycles. C'mon man "Easy Rider" was 50 years ago.
Gambling is beta. Alphas just steal...
...Although stealing is beta too. REAL alphas would make it themselves.
"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."
TEAM NO APPS
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10-26-2012, 07:59 PM
The mail man that brings my mail is a beta male. He's the Betamailman.
He's a candyass.
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10-26-2012, 08:02 PM
You're beta if you get money from banks. Alphas actually print their own currency.
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10-26-2012, 08:15 PM
Quote: (10-26-2012 08:02 PM)houston Wrote:
You're beta if you get money from banks. Alphas actually print their own currency.
Whatever. A true alpha invades a country, enslaves the people, and has THEM print the currency......by hand.
Hawaiians are big time betas. Who want's to live on such a chickenshit little island. It's so scared of the U.S. it swam away.
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10-26-2012, 08:23 PM
Betas are alpha because they're comfortable being beta. Alphas aren't.
Boxers are beta. Alphas don't need to fight, they just stare punks down.
Scientists are beta. Alphas don't need evidence to prove things - if an alpha says it, it becomes self-evident.
Janitors are beta. Alphas are so fearsome no one would dare litter with a ten mile radius of 'em.