Manaus, Brazil
I worked as an English teacher in Manaus for a year, and for that time, it was my pussy paradise. To get the most out of this city, you need to speak Portuguese. Almost nobody speaks any English beyond “What’s your name?” Here’s what else you should know.
About the city:
Manaus is the capital of the state of Amazonas. It has a population of about 2 million. There are no monkeys, jaguars, or parrots around in the streets, but it is surrounded by the Amazon jungle. No roads connect Manaus to Rio or Sao Paulo, which are 5 hours away by plane. This makes the city extremely isolated, which plays to your advantage.
I don't want to make too much of this point, but there's no way around it. Simply put, they love white people here. They just don’t get many gringos visiting the city. If you have light eyes or hair, you will get stared at during the day and approached at night, sometimes even by attractive girls.
Weather:
It’s hot as hell during the day (90’s and humid), but at night it usually gets around 75. The temperatures are pretty much constant. Only the amount of rain varies throughout the year. The heaviest rains occur from January through May. August through November are especially scorching.
Where to go:
1) Porao do Alemao : This is my favorite bar, ever. The majority of my pulls happened here. They play rock music, with a mix of American and Brazilian songs (Mulher de Fases, Ana Julia, My Brother). Even though there is an alternative crowd here, most of the girls still wear heels and have long hair. It can get very packed at times. It is centrally located. I recommend Motel Beija Flor for your after party. Open Wednesday-Saturday until 5. Best Nights are Wednesday and Saturday.
2) Kabanas Hall: They play forro here, and the style popular in Manaus is hyper sexualized. You can watch the locals vigorously crotch bump to songs like “Mulher Tem Tres Defeitos,” “Desce Piriguete,” and “Sou Papai.” The club is far away, so you may want to have a car to make the logistics better. I often saw dudes parking lot pimping after the club closed and offering a ride home to anything in a skirt. If you’re trying to save money, take a mototaxi there. Open Saturday until 5.
3) Porteira Country: They play sertanejo music here. Expect songs like Bolo Doido, Tche Tche Rere, As Mina Pira. The crowd here consists of sweaty people dancing the night away. But nobody is dancing alone, as most of the girls are there to meet a man, not just to dance. It’s not as far as Kabanas, but having a car will help. Open Friday until 5.
4) Pegadas Sertanejo: Another sertanejo place. The crowd is a little more refined than the one at Porteira, but that’s not saying much. Other than that, it’s about the same as Porteira. Open Friday until 5.
5) Emporio Pizza Bar: They play forro, and the crowd is decidedly galeroso. There are a lot of young single mothers here, but you can find some stunners who don’t have kids too. It has a much better location than Kabanas or the sertanejo places. End your night at Cobras Motel, and get the “stander suite.” Open Tuesday and Friday until 5. Best night Friday.
The above place all cost 20 reais to enter, and a beer will cost 3-4 reais. I also recommend Dona Know for finding out what is happening in the city. If there is any big event (for example, “Jack Free” or a concert at the Sambodromo) go there. For its size, Manaus doesn’t have a lot of options.
Fire Club and All Night Pub have a richer, whiter crowd. These are places where speaking English is more common, and you can find a high concentration of hotties. However, both of these clubs are places where people go to see and be seen, not to hook up, and they usually have a long line to pay the tab, which I found to disrupt the flow from club to bedroom.
I got my fill at night. But, if you want to meet some girls during the day, I would recommend Manauara Shopping and Amazonas Shopping as the places to go, with Manauara being the more upscale of the two. It’s too damn hot to walk around outside.
The Piriguetes:
The typical Manauara has light brown skin, long black hair, a great ass, a disappointing chest, and Indian features. You can find different physical types, but they usually are from other cities in Brazil. They are easy to lay, and are phenomenal in the sack. A few of them gave me a massage without having to ask for it. Very feminine, but also kind of dumb and flakey. A lot of them have funny-looking faces. Not all of them, but it’s a common enough problem. A surprising amount of them have braces. At night, they throw on high heels and tight clothes to show off the ass and legs. A lot of very thin girls. You can rack up a lot of one night stands with them.
Gaming:
For best results, I would run Uncle Roosh’s world game. When I first arrived, I used asshole game, as I would on American sluts. That didn’t go over so well. After turning it down, I started crushing ass. Compliments work here, as does waiting an hour to kiss her. All the dudes practice caveman game, so if you wait, your girl will inch closer and closer to your face.
Problems:
The infrastructure sucks. After a nice heavy rain, the internet will run slowly or not at all. Power outages also occur randomly. There’s not a lot going on in the city. If you’re visiting for a week, I would go to the jungle early in the week. The heat and humidity can feel oppressive at first. Flying cockroaches and other bugs are everywhere. Few people can have a conversation in English with you. The buses are filled with sweaty people because they don’t have air conditioning. The roads are confusing and in bad shape. The streets are dirty and smell like piss, and there are too many stray dogs. Some of the girls are really hurt in the face.
I worked as an English teacher in Manaus for a year, and for that time, it was my pussy paradise. To get the most out of this city, you need to speak Portuguese. Almost nobody speaks any English beyond “What’s your name?” Here’s what else you should know.
About the city:
Manaus is the capital of the state of Amazonas. It has a population of about 2 million. There are no monkeys, jaguars, or parrots around in the streets, but it is surrounded by the Amazon jungle. No roads connect Manaus to Rio or Sao Paulo, which are 5 hours away by plane. This makes the city extremely isolated, which plays to your advantage.
I don't want to make too much of this point, but there's no way around it. Simply put, they love white people here. They just don’t get many gringos visiting the city. If you have light eyes or hair, you will get stared at during the day and approached at night, sometimes even by attractive girls.
Weather:
It’s hot as hell during the day (90’s and humid), but at night it usually gets around 75. The temperatures are pretty much constant. Only the amount of rain varies throughout the year. The heaviest rains occur from January through May. August through November are especially scorching.
Where to go:
1) Porao do Alemao : This is my favorite bar, ever. The majority of my pulls happened here. They play rock music, with a mix of American and Brazilian songs (Mulher de Fases, Ana Julia, My Brother). Even though there is an alternative crowd here, most of the girls still wear heels and have long hair. It can get very packed at times. It is centrally located. I recommend Motel Beija Flor for your after party. Open Wednesday-Saturday until 5. Best Nights are Wednesday and Saturday.
2) Kabanas Hall: They play forro here, and the style popular in Manaus is hyper sexualized. You can watch the locals vigorously crotch bump to songs like “Mulher Tem Tres Defeitos,” “Desce Piriguete,” and “Sou Papai.” The club is far away, so you may want to have a car to make the logistics better. I often saw dudes parking lot pimping after the club closed and offering a ride home to anything in a skirt. If you’re trying to save money, take a mototaxi there. Open Saturday until 5.
3) Porteira Country: They play sertanejo music here. Expect songs like Bolo Doido, Tche Tche Rere, As Mina Pira. The crowd here consists of sweaty people dancing the night away. But nobody is dancing alone, as most of the girls are there to meet a man, not just to dance. It’s not as far as Kabanas, but having a car will help. Open Friday until 5.
4) Pegadas Sertanejo: Another sertanejo place. The crowd is a little more refined than the one at Porteira, but that’s not saying much. Other than that, it’s about the same as Porteira. Open Friday until 5.
5) Emporio Pizza Bar: They play forro, and the crowd is decidedly galeroso. There are a lot of young single mothers here, but you can find some stunners who don’t have kids too. It has a much better location than Kabanas or the sertanejo places. End your night at Cobras Motel, and get the “stander suite.” Open Tuesday and Friday until 5. Best night Friday.
The above place all cost 20 reais to enter, and a beer will cost 3-4 reais. I also recommend Dona Know for finding out what is happening in the city. If there is any big event (for example, “Jack Free” or a concert at the Sambodromo) go there. For its size, Manaus doesn’t have a lot of options.
Fire Club and All Night Pub have a richer, whiter crowd. These are places where speaking English is more common, and you can find a high concentration of hotties. However, both of these clubs are places where people go to see and be seen, not to hook up, and they usually have a long line to pay the tab, which I found to disrupt the flow from club to bedroom.
I got my fill at night. But, if you want to meet some girls during the day, I would recommend Manauara Shopping and Amazonas Shopping as the places to go, with Manauara being the more upscale of the two. It’s too damn hot to walk around outside.
The Piriguetes:
The typical Manauara has light brown skin, long black hair, a great ass, a disappointing chest, and Indian features. You can find different physical types, but they usually are from other cities in Brazil. They are easy to lay, and are phenomenal in the sack. A few of them gave me a massage without having to ask for it. Very feminine, but also kind of dumb and flakey. A lot of them have funny-looking faces. Not all of them, but it’s a common enough problem. A surprising amount of them have braces. At night, they throw on high heels and tight clothes to show off the ass and legs. A lot of very thin girls. You can rack up a lot of one night stands with them.
Gaming:
For best results, I would run Uncle Roosh’s world game. When I first arrived, I used asshole game, as I would on American sluts. That didn’t go over so well. After turning it down, I started crushing ass. Compliments work here, as does waiting an hour to kiss her. All the dudes practice caveman game, so if you wait, your girl will inch closer and closer to your face.
Problems:
The infrastructure sucks. After a nice heavy rain, the internet will run slowly or not at all. Power outages also occur randomly. There’s not a lot going on in the city. If you’re visiting for a week, I would go to the jungle early in the week. The heat and humidity can feel oppressive at first. Flying cockroaches and other bugs are everywhere. Few people can have a conversation in English with you. The buses are filled with sweaty people because they don’t have air conditioning. The roads are confusing and in bad shape. The streets are dirty and smell like piss, and there are too many stray dogs. Some of the girls are really hurt in the face.