So after me feeling so much pain from that bong hit on Friday, I can tell you guys what happened on Saturday.
That night on Saturday, I had left off with taking those two bong hits. And sadly, after those two hits, I was out. I never felt that much pain ever man. But damn, it was better than walking up to that dorm with the cockblockers.
I remember texting the chick I made out with. And came out with some bullshit. She/someone lied and said it wasn't her number.
When in fact it was.
Me: Did you have fun? *my name
Unkown: Sorry who?
Me: *my name* from *party*
Unknown: Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Me: This isn't the *girl i made out with*'s #?
Me: My bad if it aint
Unknown: Sorry I'm not *girls name*
So after that, I was told to walk home so that the frat wouldn't have to suffer a liability for me being hurt. Limped back home, took a shower and slept.
During the day, I had this weird body high. Like I could dance really good for some reason. And my body felt a little heavy when I walked. But anyways, I decided to go get my Pokemon hat.
I need that hat. It's like my custom suit for parties.
So skipping to Saturday evening, I had went to another frat party. But I had became aware of some things that was wrong about this party. For instance, it was easy for everyone to get in. Usually, frat boys would be dicks and tell the guys to bring girls in order to troll the freshmen. But these guys were letting anyone with a pulse in! I was waiting to see dissastisfied freshmen guys get frustrated and just walk home because of frat dudes telling them they needed girls. But no.
Red Flag 2:Kids that were usually blue pill were at this party. So I knew that this was not going to be like Friday. Friday, from every direction I noticed girls in the line. Hot girls. Today? Fuck no, most of these girls in the party usually would not drink alcohol. But anyways, I decided to have a good time regardless.
Red Flag 3: Sausage fest. This party was like a college DC. I had so many bros who faintly knew me say hi. Which isn't a bad thing. But come on. All these fucking guys in a party? Last year I did not care less about ratios, but now that I'm actually getting better at dance game I kind of want more vaginas than dicks.
But anyways heres how it went down
Party Game
So I had been approaching girls and such. Testing to see who was down for makeouts and such. It seemed like the girls at this frat were more prudish too. So that pissed me off a bit too. But a highlight approach that night was when I had approached this one girl dancing in a group. She had worn a neon hat, but hey her ass was fat so I decided to get at it.
Me: Hey you got a hat too!
Her: Yeah
Me: Yo lets switch!
*Switches my pokemon hat with hers*
And within seconds, I had her hands on the DJ booth dancing while throwing it back on me. And I had did the kiss on her neck. And then bam. Makeout 4.
But sadly, she smiled and decided to go back and dance with her friends. And it was a shame too, she was missing out on some quality dick. I kept trying to reapproach and her and her friends were just acting retarded. Smiling and pointing at me. Fuck that.
The rest of the night was just me getting in dances with cock teases and such. Each time I tried to make out, they would just bullshit. Or find some gay ass excuse to stop dancing.
One chick pulled out the "i have a boyfriend!" bullshit and I was like "Yeah I got six you gotta catch up!". But her friend was being lame so I just said fuck it.
Went outside and I had smoked my cig. Then some random chick started to approach me. I remember the last time last year I gave a chick a cigarette so easily. This bitch wasn't getting shit from me.
Her: Hey do you have another cigarette?
Me: I don't even know you and you're asking me for these things *smiles*
Her: I'm sorry
Me: Naw its cool, but whats your name?
Her: *girly name*
Me: Oh hey. I'm Rosca.
Luckily some asian guy gave her a cigarette (no more asking me YAY). So we just started talking. She's some TA, so I made fun about her going to parties when she should be grading work. Then some other TA bitch came and did some secret talk. I guess they were going somewhere else. Eh, oh well. I just decided to ignore them both and went home. The party was dying anyways.
Lessons Learned:
+V-necks and pokemon hats still fucking work.
+Don't let attention whoring bitches fuck up your groove on the dance floor.
+One I cup of beer is good enough. It helps me talk better shit to girls, but not get me fucked up.
+Chicks asking you for a cigarette need to be talked to first. You don't just get a Malbro bro. You gotta earn it.
-Checking out the ratios of parties will help. If too many bros keep saying hi to you, something is wrong.
-To extend on that ratio of frats. If you notice a lot of sausage fests in one frat and pussytopia in another one. It's obvious which one to rush to.
-Bitches with boyfriends suck.
Future Investments:
+Party furniture for my room. Lights/Speakers is all I need for now. Anyone know where I can get some cheap but good shit?
+Alcohol (going to be a the huge expense here.)
+A watch
+More fucking cigs!
+Neon Slim fit v necks for parties.
+Eating like a fatty and Gymming 6 days a week.
But after that weekend of fun, its back to me getting serious in school. I gotta get my grades right so I can rush for the spring or the fall of next year.
But I will have more stories about night game to come.