[chochemonger1]

(05-10-2012 12:07 PM)kerouac Wrote:  

Yesterday I was walking through Parque Lleras, hungover and disgusted with the sheer amount of girls I would have considered hot in the US throwing their pussy at me for speaking American. I finally saw a girl I would consider a 4.5 on my Medellin hotness scale, who looked like she would finally take part in my newest fetish video for $2. I went up to her and said to her "I am American, I have a passport, and I have $2." From here she followed my to my hostel bunk bed, where we went to my bed on the top bunk. We had a lot of filthy sex while all of my other hostel mates were partaking in the morning paisa slam. At one moment we were all in sync, with all of the bunk beds moving in one motion. Probably one of the most boring days I've had here in Medellin so far. I feel like I'm in some sort of Medellin Groundhogs day movie.

Here's the girl. Don't judge me.

Kerouac. Is this post becoming a big joke or are hostel beds becoming stylish with the hotties in Medellin haha. No ground hog days for me in Medellin. Just 3 different cute young girls each week in a swanky apartment close to Parque Lleras the 3 times I have been. We need Mixx back again and his last report was negative on Medellin. Or maybe Medellin is returning back to its old delightul ways. Either way, Im trying Bucaramanga in July because my last time in Medellin bored me a bit.

[Spike]

(05-10-2012 02:04 AM)Soma Wrote:  

el mech, do you think this kind of game would work in Argentina? I read in another thread that Argentine girls love black guys. I'm not black, but if I dress like a basketball player, act like a brotha as well, and run that fake agency game I should have round-assed girls like these lining up outside my hostel room, right?

I only like redheads, would not bang.

[el mechanico]

Mixx problem in Medellin...He speaks Spanish. The trick is to not understand them and make them speak English.

[Soma]

(05-10-2012 12:59 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Mixx problem in Medellin...He speaks Spanish. The trick is to not understand them and make them speak English.

Also, he was staying in a luxury apartment. There's nothing novel or interesting about that so it just bores paisas. Rather, the excitement of possibly getting caught while hooking up in a hostel dorm bed drives a paisa wild, especially upper class ones.

[chochemonger1]

(05-10-2012 01:11 PM)Soma Wrote:  

(05-10-2012 12:59 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Mixx problem in Medellin...He speaks Spanish. The trick is to not understand them and make them speak English.

Also, he was staying in a luxury apartment. There's nothing novel or interesting about that so it just bores paisas. Rather, the excitement of possibly getting caught while hooking up in a hostel dorm bed drives a paisa wild, especially upper class ones.

I stayed in Casa Kiwi a couple of times, but didnt see that type of action going on, though i did bring 2 or 3 girls back to my own private room there. Maybe those who understand the culture and speak the language are sometimes a bit clueless about how the women are when they are well hidden with young foreigners. Also, we are in are 30s so Im sure that happens just like it did in my youth hostel traveling days, throughout Europe in my 20s. Maybe next time in Medellin i wont stay in a swanky pad haha.
My story, when i go to Bucaramanga, will be that Im half Brazilian (I speak decent portuguese) and American. And, that I got an offer to teach in a university in the city, so thats is why im there checking it out. Lets see how that works in a city that has almost no foreigners visiting.

[Lumiere]

So mech you are basically saying that you need to lie to get laid in Medellin and pretend you are something you are not ?

Or are you joking?

[Moma]

(05-10-2012 01:56 PM)Lumiere Wrote:  

So mech you are basically saying that you need to lie to get laid in Medellin and pretend you are something you are not ?

Or are you joking?

We always have to lie to get laid anywhere in significant amounts, as regular men.

[Lumiere]

(05-10-2012 02:01 PM)Moma Wrote:  

We always have to lie to get laid anywhere in significant amounts, as regular men.

I don't.

You must feel like you are not good enough as you are if you think you need to lie to get laid. That you are lacking something.

As for flying all the way to a poor country to lie to the local women about providing something that you cannot provide .... really ? That's just stealing pussy from poor people.

I would have more respect for you if you just banged hookers. At least that would be honest.

[el mechanico]

(05-10-2012 02:22 PM)Lumiere Wrote:  

(05-10-2012 02:01 PM)Moma Wrote:  

We always have to lie to get laid anywhere in significant amounts, as regular men.

I don't.

You must feel like you are not good enough as you are if you think you need to lie to get laid. That you are lacking something.

As for flying all the way to a poor country to lie to the local women about providing something that you cannot provide .... really ? That's just stealing pussy from poor people.

I would have more respect for you if you just banged hookers. At least that would be honest.

I guess I should tell girls that I meet when they ask if I'm seeing someone that I'm fucking about 15 women right now and some lesbian wants to trade me threesomes for fixing her camshaft in her Ford then huh?

Or Roosh. What do you do for a living?

I travel around and bang girls then write books about how to do it in whatever country I'm in.

[kerouac]

Lumiere is just amazing. None of us are as good as this guy. His techniques, his ways-- they're the be-all end-all ways to success in life.

To all guys on this forum, let it be known, if you're not Lumiere you suck!

Now let us all gather around, in our huddled masses, and collectively bow down to our Master!

[el mechanico]

Hey Lumiere should I be honest on my dating profiles? SWM looking to take you out for a few drinks and back to my place to fuck and not talk to you again? How about with the IRS? Report all my cash?

[Moma]

(05-10-2012 02:22 PM)Lumiere Wrote:  

(05-10-2012 02:01 PM)Moma Wrote:  

We always have to lie to get laid anywhere in significant amounts, as regular men.

I don't.

You must feel like you are not good enough as you are if you think you need to lie to get laid. That you are lacking something.

As for flying all the way to a poor country to lie to the local women about providing something that you cannot provide .... really ? That's just stealing pussy from poor people.

I would have more respect for you if you just banged hookers. At least that would be honest.

Lumiere, you are a joker, bro. The irony about these truths you have exhibited is that, they are lies!

[Spike]

(05-10-2012 01:11 PM)Soma Wrote:  

(05-10-2012 12:59 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Mixx problem in Medellin...He speaks Spanish. The trick is to not understand them and make them speak English.

Also, he was staying in a luxury apartment. There's nothing novel or interesting about that so it just bores paisas. Rather, the excitement of possibly getting caught while hooking up in a hostel dorm bed drives a paisa wild, especially upper class ones.

On a serious note.

I'm pretty sure that some backpackers still get laid in Medellin. There are fuck hotels around. Some might even actually bang them in a hostel bed.

Colombian girls maybe hard to fuck but its not fucking impossible. I think some guys here hate the thought that poor dirty backpackers actually get laid there

Yes, i didn't succeed in my 5 days in Cali no need to rub it in but that doesn't mean others cant do it.

[dk902]

(05-10-2012 03:05 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Hey Lumiere should I be honest on my dating profiles? SWM looking to take you out for a few drinks and back to my place to fuck and not talk to you again? How about with the IRS? Report all my cash?

Yes I usually include:

- Young attractive male seeks girl who likes spunk on face.

- Willing to listen to your drivel about pets and job for as long as I think is appropriate until I think we've made a 'connection' so I can play trains and tunnels with you

- It will be strictly a one night deal

Quote:

As for flying all the way to a poor country to lie to the local women about providing something that you cannot provide .... really ? That's just stealing pussy from poor people.

I live here vs I am just here for 2 days. Tell me in all of your travels you have never told one of those type of lies.

Anyway I think Lumiere's bitter he didn't go to Medellin without the following prerequisites:

- A US passport
- No knowledge of Spanish needed whatsoever
- Only going to American chains
- Fake bling
- A good room found off Craigslist

Don't hate the player's hate the cuthroat world of Medellin Modelling, if you don't have what I listed above, don't even bother.

[oldnemesis]

(05-10-2012 02:22 PM)Lumiere Wrote:  

You must feel like you are not good enough as you are if you think you need to lie to get laid. That you are lacking something.

I understand Moma - it is different here in America. Basically the society sets the expectations very high, but you don't have to meet those expectations - it is acceptable to lie about them because that's exactly what everyone else does. I don't blame them, every society has some weird rules which you are expected to follow. But don't expect a lot of sympathy on that one. A lot of Americans believe they're better moral characters than everyone else, and the worst thing you can do to them is to broke their illusions.

[Lumiere]

(05-10-2012 03:05 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Hey Lumiere should I be honest on my dating profiles? SWM looking to take you out for a few drinks and back to my place to fuck and not talk to you again? How about with the IRS? Report all my cash?

I am not having a go at you mech even if u feel i am

However, self limiting beliefs like this aint your friend.

Girls like to drink and fuck too.

You dont need to sell them a false story about how you are going to help them out of their situation and how you are going to help them out in the world when you are not

[Lumiere]

(05-10-2012 04:40 PM)dk902 Wrote:  

I live here vs I am just here for 2 days. Tell me in all of your travels you have never told one of those type of lies.

Anyway I think Lumiere's bitter he didn't go to Medellin without the following prerequisites:

- A US passport
- No knowledge of Spanish needed whatsoever
- Only going to American chains
- Fake bling
- A good room found off Craigslist

You are right. I have never told one of those lies

I dont sell the illusion of security, or any other kind of lie, its not necessary. If that costs me a lay, so be it

As for the rest of your checklist, none of those are pre-requisites

i neither have nor want an american passport, i speak fluent spanish and dont wear bling

[Roosh]

Well this thread took an unexpected turn.

[el mechanico]

(05-10-2012 05:08 PM)Lumiere Wrote:  

(05-10-2012 04:40 PM)dk902 Wrote:  

I live here vs I am just here for 2 days. Tell me in all of your travels you have never told one of those type of lies.

Anyway I think Lumiere's bitter he didn't go to Medellin without the following prerequisites:

- A US passport
- No knowledge of Spanish needed whatsoever
- Only going to American chains
- Fake bling
- A good room found off Craigslist

You are right. I have never told one of those lies

I dont sell the illusion of security, or any other kind of lie, its not necessary. If that costs me a lay, so be it

As for the rest of your checklist, none of those are pre-requisites

i neither have nor want an american passport, i speak fluent spanish and dont wear bling

Note: Nationality of Buzz Killington. Not American

[Hotwheels]

(05-10-2012 05:21 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Well this thread took an unexpected turn.

Not really. Some people are not equipped with sarcasm detectors.

Happens every time someone runs one of these tongue in cheek threads.

I was just wondering how long it would take.

*Hell, mine might be turned off right now.

[FretDancer]

Some guys have go to the CP and check the box that says ''Sarcasm Detector''.

Might bust out a data sheet on it later.

[Soma]

(05-10-2012 04:39 PM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

(05-10-2012 01:11 PM)Soma Wrote:  

(05-10-2012 12:59 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Mixx problem in Medellin...He speaks Spanish. The trick is to not understand them and make them speak English.

Also, he was staying in a luxury apartment. There's nothing novel or interesting about that so it just bores paisas. Rather, the excitement of possibly getting caught while hooking up in a hostel dorm bed drives a paisa wild, especially upper class ones.

On a serious note.

I'm pretty sure that some backpackers still get laid in Medellin. There are fuck hotels around. Some might even actually bang them in a hostel bed.

Colombian girls maybe hard to fuck but its not fucking impossible. I think some guys here hate the thought that poor dirty backpackers actually get laid there

Yes, i didn't succeed in my 5 days in Cali no need to rub it in but that doesn't mean others cant do it.

Mate, it was nothing personal. I've backpacked South America and banged girls in love hotels while staying in hostels too.

[Spike]

(05-10-2012 11:47 PM)Soma Wrote:  

(05-10-2012 04:39 PM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

(05-10-2012 01:11 PM)Soma Wrote:  

(05-10-2012 12:59 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Mixx problem in Medellin...He speaks Spanish. The trick is to not understand them and make them speak English.

Also, he was staying in a luxury apartment. There's nothing novel or interesting about that so it just bores paisas. Rather, the excitement of possibly getting caught while hooking up in a hostel dorm bed drives a paisa wild, especially upper class ones.

On a serious note.

I'm pretty sure that some backpackers still get laid in Medellin. There are fuck hotels around. Some might even actually bang them in a hostel bed.

Colombian girls maybe hard to fuck but its not fucking impossible. I think some guys here hate the thought that poor dirty backpackers actually get laid there

Yes, i didn't succeed in my 5 days in Cali no need to rub it in but that doesn't mean others cant do it.

Mate, it was nothing personal. I've backpacked South America and banged girls in love hotels while staying in hostels too.

No worries, My statement wasn't aimed at anyone in particular here but i just find it irritating sometimes that the overall consensus is that money,status and a nice hotelroom are absolutely necessary to get laid in certain countries.
For the same reason i don't like this trend of gift giving and money throwing in certain EE countries. Its not absolutely necessary.

I'm not ignorant to the fact that it speeds things up and helps out but its not the ONLY things that works. As said before; girls get drunk and get horny too.

My opinion on the lying: I don't lie much to girls either. I might say that i'm thinking of living in the country someday but nothing really serious. I don't lie about money much either.I do lie a lot when i'm dating multiple girls but that's just work the logistics out.
Staying only a few days often speeds things up because girls who like you know that they don't have forever to be with you.

[dk902]

Quote:

My opinion on the lying: I don't lie much to girls either. I might say that i'm thinking of living in the country someday but nothing really serious. I don't lie about money much either.I do lie a lot when i'm dating multiple girls but that's just work the logistics out.

Sorry Neil but you can't have it both ways. You can't claim not lie 'much' to girls then in the same paragraph admitt you lie your ass off.

I don't understand some guys preoccupation on here with trying to be whiter than white. If you're the angel Gabriel sent on a mission from heaven to ensure you don't tell a single lie before you have sex with them fine, but don't hate on others for doing so.

In any case everyone in this thread knows full well that money, status and looks don't mean shit. You have to have a US passport, zero Spanish, baggy clothes and fake bling to pull the dimes, I don't get why guys can't understand this. Oh well more pussy for more me in Medellin!!

[chochemonger1]

(05-11-2012 03:33 AM)dk902 Wrote:  

Quote:

My opinion on the lying: I don't lie much to girls either. I might say that i'm thinking of living in the country someday but nothing really serious. I don't lie about money much either.I do lie a lot when i'm dating multiple girls but that's just work the logistics out.

Sorry Neil but you can't have it both ways. You can't claim not lie 'much' to girls then in the same paragraph admitt you lie your ass off.

I don't understand some guys preoccupation on here with trying to be whiter than white. If you're the angel Gabriel sent on a mission from heaven to ensure you don't tell a single lie before you have sex with them fine, but don't hate on others for doing so.

In any case everyone in this thread knows full well that money, status and looks don't mean shit. You have to have a US passport, zero Spanish, baggy clothes and fake bling to pull the dimes, I don't get why guys can't understand this. Oh well more pussy for more me in Medellin!!

I will go with ole Mixx on this one. What you are getting with your zero spanish, baggy clothes and fake bling are mostly cute barrio girls. Which is not a bad thing in itself, but getting the upper class paisas doing that, just seems absurd to me. Exceptions occur I know, and some rich young girls are crazy, so I'm not saying it cant happen. But the point of any post that is useful to all of us, is how to achieve sucess with the broads on a regular basis and if possible with some details and anecdotes. Mixx used to to say that male models from other countries couldnt pull there. How old are you my friend and how long have you been there? Maybe Medellin is returning to its old glory days, but I am still not convinced.