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Fat American girl sues pub because they wouldn't let her dance on the bar
04-30-2012, 10:49 AM
They should post a weight limit for the bar, much like bridges on back roads have low limits.
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Fat American girl sues pub because they wouldn't let her dance on the bar
04-30-2012, 11:04 AM
It's like a bad movie
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Fat American girl sues pub because they wouldn't let her dance on the bar
04-30-2012, 11:05 AM
This is getting out of hand.
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Fat American girl sues pub because they wouldn't let her dance on the bar
04-30-2012, 11:09 AM
Well, is the bitch going to pay for the bar if she breaks it? No one wants to see her dance anyways.
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Fat American girl sues pub because they wouldn't let her dance on the bar
04-30-2012, 11:14 AM
As I read all this and look at the pics/gifs, I'm laughing out-loud, but my soul is crying.
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Fat American girl sues pub because they wouldn't let her dance on the bar
04-30-2012, 11:30 AM
I'm tired of people using words like "plus-sized" for description of a person without offending them. People who are afraid of reality don't deserve to complain.
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Fat American girl sues pub because they wouldn't let her dance on the bar
04-30-2012, 12:43 PM
I'm sure the primary reason they wouldn't allow her on the bar was because they were afraid of her fat ass either damaging it, or her falling off and getting hurt, precipitating a lawsuit. They are trying to protect themselves legally, and she ends up suing them anyway. I'm hoping the judge that gets this one tosses it - it's baseless. The bar is within its rights to decide who can and can't dance on their bar, just like they can decide who gets in at all. Sometimes these judgments can be arbitrary, and yes, hurtful, but there was a legit concern in this case in having a behemoth bouncing around up there. And some of her "thinner" friends look mighty cornfed!
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Fat American girl sues pub because they wouldn't let her dance on the bar
04-30-2012, 01:12 PM
Anyone want to make an info-product on how to sue people for your being fat?
I swear there is a massive market and enough case history to write the damned thing.
Chapters include:
SUE a bar for being too fat to dance on a table.
SUE a bar for letting you dance on the table and hurt yourself.
SUE a restaurant for letting you order too much.
SUE a restaurant for not letting you order enough.
So on and so forth.
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Fat American girl sues pub because they wouldn't let her dance on the bar
04-30-2012, 01:17 PM
I should be able to sue for BO and shit attitudes then.
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Fat American girl sues pub because they wouldn't let her dance on the bar
04-30-2012, 02:37 PM
Huh? What? Its not April Fools Day? This is for real?
This chick has it all, entitlement princess syndrome, fattitude, stupidity, a hamster on steroids, and the All American propensity to sue at the drop of a hat. What a catch! Quick, some beta come wife her up and buy her a house with granite countertops to eat her yummies off of!
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Fat American girl sues pub because they wouldn't let her dance on the bar
04-30-2012, 03:24 PM
And when she inevitably collapses the bar and breaks her hip, she can sue the bar for that instead.
I want off this planet.
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Fat American girl sues pub because they wouldn't let her dance on the bar
04-30-2012, 03:27 PM
Where's Basil? This fatty thread has been here for 5 hours.
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Fat American girl sues pub because they wouldn't let her dance on the bar
04-30-2012, 03:57 PM
Quote: (04-30-2012 11:17 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:
Are those supposed to be her "thin" friends standing in support for her at the rear of the pic?
Well, it is Iowa....
I can't really see her face but i definitely would bang the girl on the right with the big knockers.
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