[gringochileno]

(04-13-2012 02:04 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

I'm proud of people who have fought cancer and recovered

Oh man, I'm dying over here.

[Tuthmosis]

(04-13-2012 02:06 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Is there any harm in leaving links to these profiles?

It's tempting, since it would invariably produce other entertaining trolling screen-caps. Hmm.

[WesternCancer]

"Recently met a super awesome person who is occupying my heart and brain in a pretty substantial but unofficial way, so I've largely stopped investing myself in OkCupid. If I'm not responding to your messages, this is why.
Friends and platonic cuddle-buddies are always great though! "

East Vancouver plumber femme, self-taught singer, guitar player and whistler (who likes to think she can play violin, piano, accordion, ukulele, and glockenspiel), synaesthete, nerdfighter, INTP, feminist. I am curious, I am quite good with computers, I love to read, I love the arts. I want to get into comic books but I can't spare the fundz.

I don't actually identify as 'bisexual' as this implies that there are only two genders. If I had to pick a label it'd be 'pansexual', but I don't particularly like that one cause it makes me think of having sex with kitchenware. 'Queer' is good but it's pretty vague. As a good friend of mine once said, "People's is just hawt!" That's pretty much my orientation right there.

I think the idea of monogamy for life is grossly unrealistic, and that there is overwhelming evidence to support that. I think polyamory is a logical and wonderful idea in theory, but have little experience with it in practice. "

I spend a lot of time thinking about
- How language and culture (and therefore oppression) are so inextricably intertwined that it is almost impossible to find swear words that are not objectionable in some way. It's even more difficult to find inoffensive/anti-oppressive swear words that are also satisfying to say. So far I've got 'douche'. SHES BEING SERIOUS
- My own privilege, how it affects my life and blinds me to the realities of others, and how I can mitigate this.

This girl deserves a medal for incorporating everything in this thread minus being overly fat.

[Zebra_Cakes]

So, what are these other genders she's talking about? These types of women like to spend their time thinking about the most useless things.

[Screwston]

The fuck is pansexual? -_- these girls try soooooo hard to be different and unique.

[Zebra_Cakes]

(04-13-2012 06:31 PM)houston Wrote:  

The fuck is pansexual? -_- these girls try soooooo hard to be different and unique.

Pansexual is defined as being "Gender Blind"...It's the same thing as bisexuality, except that they only see a hot person, not a hot chick or hot guy. It's incredibly stupid. And yes, I agree, these girls try extremely hard to appear unique. Makes me want to vomit.

[Tuthmosis]

(04-13-2012 06:31 PM)houston Wrote:  

The fuck is pansexual? -_- these girls try soooooo hard to be different and unique.

That's the thing: it's not original. It's a new euphemism for slutty freak that a lot of these chicks are copying from each other.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

I interpret "Pansexual" as "open to having sex with animals", it's the only logical conclusion!
Among other ridiculous things, I've seen "sapiosexual" and "macrosexual" bandied about as well.

[Basil Ransom]

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Posted as an attachment so I can remove it without mod intervention. I wrote that.

[Gmac]

Basil

[gringochileno]

(04-13-2012 06:58 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

Posted as an attachment so I can remove it without mod intervention. I wrote that.

Nice job. I've had OKC dates where the chick turned out to not be fuckable, and I try to cut it off quickly once I decide I don't want to bang but I've been guilty of wasting time humoring them so they don't feel bad, especially if they're sweet and nice but just unfortunately unattractive. You've inspired me to not give a fuck next time.

[Tuthmosis]

(04-13-2012 07:12 PM)gringochileno Wrote:  

(04-13-2012 06:58 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

Posted as an attachment so I can remove it without mod intervention. I wrote that.

Nice job. I've had OKC dates where the chick turned out to not be fuckable, and I try to cut it off quickly once I decide I don't want to bang but I've been guilty of wasting time humoring them so they don't feel bad, especially if they're sweet and nice but just unfortunately unattractive. You've inspired me to not give a fuck next time.

I feel like such a bitch after reading that story. I just barrel through. From my online experiences, I've run into a couple of secret fatties (one used old pictures from when she was legitimately hot) and a girl who had what appeared to have been second-degree burns over a large part of her body. They were healed, but left behind a papery, flakey appearance and feel to the skin. Imagine if you put school glue all over a part of the body and let it harden. I thought I noticed it right when we got to the venue, on her rather plump and nice tits, but kept gaming. In two of those cases--including the (literally) flakey girl--I still brought them back to the pad and went hard for the bang. The fatty was totally DTF, but held out because I know she knew I wouldn't call back (I didn't). If I'd hit her up once more, I woulda taxed.

I went for the bang on the flakey girl because I figured we'd both get something we wanted. I suspected she hadn't gotten much dick since whatever happened to her happened. And, I'd get the notch. She was pretty insistent on not banging, saying, "I'm not fucking you tonight." Instead, she gave me a rough, painful BJ.

I felt empty and horrible afterward and was like, "Tuthmosis, you have standards. You must start respecting them. You don't even know what the fuck that was. It could have been a disease." She left behind a puddle of visible skin flakes on my bed I had to vacuum up. I straightened out my act after that. I never caught anything, so concluded my first instinct was right: it was some sort of tragic accident.

[el mechanico]

Romance Me Bring ME Flowers i like that lolI Hate Wrapping GiftsI Hate Math
I Hate PuzzlesI Hate WormsI Hate Monopoly
Im Afraid OfSpidersAlligators
FrogsPit BullsChows
Rot WeildersDovermansGerman Shephards
SnakesLizardsRoaches
TornadoesHurricanesetc lol
I Love Ice CreamPumpkin PieElephant Ears
WiiiMoviesAnimals
KidsLove LettersPoems
Holding HandsBeing In LoveCuddling
Being HeldBush GardensWatching Rosanne
Dr PhilCouples RetreatThe Burbs
Wise GirlsPlanes Trains And Auto MobilesSleeping With The Enemy
Uncle BuckTurner And HoochThe Preachers Wife
CheatersSuperOnly The Lonely
Funny FarmShallow HalChristmas Vacation
FlinstonesjetsonsPopeye
Mario Brotherscool whipMeet The Fockers
Old School Hip Hop MusicIm very good at playingUno Slap jack and War card games
MusicUsherlil Wayne
2 PacKeisha ColeTI
Snoop DoggMystkalTpain
Mase Tell Me What You Want From Me

About Me
Hoes want Attention (Real Women Like Me Want RESPECT)
Hi my name is Marcy Christine and i have a very pretty Italian Name.
I just got over having my Heart Broken by a Complete Jerk for a Boyfriend so im single now.
I have NO CAR and NO CELL PHONE and No Health Insurance so please excuse me for being POOR for these reasons alone i live at home and dating for ME is Hard and is why i dont get out much lol.
Im a sweet heart and i have a nice voice but my horns do come out when im mad so please beware lol.
I am not the best kisser and im not experienced in the love department at all but who cares lol.
So lets get back to buisness i am not picky about men but i do have one request if you are a hunter and you kill Bambi or Thumper im sorry but i CANT date you lol.
Im the type of girl that likes suprises and attention and i love to be romanced lol.
And yes me the one who wrote this masterpiece is single some people just cant believe that i havent been snatched up already lol.
Im irish italian shy and im a sweetheart.
My mother is irish my father is italian what a combination don't you agree lol.
They are divorced but im the best of both of them lol.
I am there only child together lucky me not i wanted a younger sibling maybe in my next life i will get one lol. So here's my story and im sticking too it lol. I was raised to be sweet, smart, and i have great manners.
My bible preaching father lol was very strict with me but he did it out of love and to shield me from all the evils of the world so i thank him for that lol.
So i was raised the right way im very old school but i have a sweet twist lol.
I am a cracker yes you heard me right (IM A CRACKER) lol i was raised and born right here in sunny clearwater fl i know im the last of a dying breed lol.
I have a step sister and brother from another mother and a step mother from hell lol.
And a half sister whose a diva who drives me crazy and we dont get along at all lol.
She refuses to work which drives me crazy too lol.
I guess aquarius and taurus dont mix well at all lol.
Although it doesnt help that her ex husband still does everything for her lol.
I have an awesome mother shes more like a best friend she knows me better than anyone else.
And a bird named jackson who says good bye to me when i shut the door okay so he literally doesnt say it but he chirps it lol. I call him my (Bird Dog) he let's me know when someone opens my door too lol.
I have never been married, engaged, or in a serious relationship.
And i have only kissed 2 people in my life that i loved.
So im not a kissing maniac or a slut lol.
Im just a nice girl who likes the simple things in life and works hard for what she wants even when she would rather sleep in.
Trust me i do get tired (Ms Work A Holic) can only take so much lol.
Im a talented poet or at least i think i am lol.
I have so many thoughts swirling in my head.
That once in a while they spin into sentences.
And i write them down to share them with you lol.

Although my sister thinks i write too much.
I disagree with her.
I want people to know who i am.
The good, the bad, and the silly side of me lol.

I have written many poems so here are some.
Marcy Christine is one sweet thing.
Shes great with kids and loves to sing.
Shes a good person and a nice girl too.
She loves to cook and go to the zoo.
Everyone loves her and so should you.
So don't be afraid to give her a call.
You might fall in love and have a ball.
If you choose not to thats ok too.
It's your loss and wish you luck too.

I am me and thats all i want to be.
I will never be you.
And you will never be me.
I love to help people and do good deeds.
I love to jump in pools and walk with a speed.
To some i am boring and shy.
To others i am funny.
And have nothing to hide.
But it doesnt matter what people think.
They dont know me and will never be me.
I do not party drink or go to clubs.
I do not smoke or do drugs.
I dont care about that cause thats not me.
Id rather spend time with family and show some love.
Id rather help my friends in time of need.
Read books on a rainy day.
And go to the beach.
I may not be popular and outgoing.
I may not have much and wish it was snowing.
I may wish for other things.
But i am me and thats all i want to be.

You will get a star in my book if you.
Can open a jar or door for a lady.
Do not spit constantly.
Do not do drugs.
Have a job.
Can write a love letter like there's no tomorrow i like a man of his words.
You will get a big frown if you.
Say SUP instead of Whats Up WTF People lol.
Touch yourself constantly i think that is sick
Turn your burps into songs.
Spit like there's no tomorrow.
Ask me how big my Boobs or Ass is i find that Irritaing and DISRESPECTFUL.
Smoke things that you know are illegal.
Say you want a woman to suck your ?????.
Try to show me the walking farts lol.
Believes that dogs dont go to heaven i have met a few that believe that lol.

I definetly wont date you if your involved in a gang or any criminal organized group.
I dated a gang member once and even though i loved him one was enough lol.
I just want a family man who will see into my heart.
And love me for the beautiful person that i am inside.
God blessed me with many things.
But im not good at fixing things or building things.
That is not my born talent.
I how ever make a spicy chicken, onion, and rice meal lol.
I could write on and on forever but i have run out of paper.
Maybe you can lend me a piece lol.
A taurus always has so much to say lol.
Things im not looking for ......
Im not looking for
Someone whose into rough painful sex, or whose a swinger, or who likes anal sex, or likes threesomes,
Or who likes to suck toes i think that is disgusting and i could go on and on about this subject for ever lol.
Or who touches themselves constantly.
Or who believes in having more than one girlfriend at a time.
So if this is you move on honey boo and evacuate to the nearest exit too lol.
PS(I DO NOT EAT... Fish, Lamb, Deer, Or any other wild animal, Chicken Hearts, Pigs Feet, Octupus,
CHERRYS, OLIVES, OR RAZBERRIES,)
Lets just say im a picky eater i eat cows, pigs, and chickens only, as well as fruits, and vegetables, although i love mexican foods, chinese, and italian foods too as well as a nice big fat piece of steak or juicy bacon cheeseburger lol. But im not as bad as some people i dont mind my food touching lol.
So go ahead and make fun of me LOL !!!!
Please dont bullsh*t me with LIES and Games and tell me that you ...
Work in the oil field then ask me for money thats bullshit

First Date
Lets meet at mcdonalds and talk.
Or we can travel to outer space on a ufo and meet all the aliens and have even more fun lol.
Or if that bores you we can dissapear in the mountains and go tubing down the river.
And at the very end we can make an ice cream sundea and share it.
And maybe if your really good we can sit down and watch brides maids and laugh our heads off.

So im at work last night.
(Minding my own buisness LOL) !!
When i get called up to customer service.
Because a customer needed help picking out his underwear.
Now mind you i know NOTHING ABOUT MENS UNDERWEAR.
But i did the best i could to help the man.
Find the right under wear for himself lol.
The choices were trunks or boxers.
And i must of stood in the aisle for 20 minutes.
Helping him pick out the best choice.
He wanted ones that were tight.
If you ask me there are too many.
(Dam Choices) in the Under Wear Department lol.

(After wards i took myself a laughing break and couldn't wait to share it with all of you LOL )

You know he's the one when his kiss is hard to break.
And your body starts to shake.
And your heart starts to race like a fast run away train.
You know he's the one when his words run through your veins.
And your pulse rises and pounds away.
Cause his touch takes your breath away.
You know he's the one when he sees that your afraid.
And pulls you close and keeps you safe.
Then lays his head down on your chest.
To calm your heart and soothe the rest.
Until your ready for his next step.
You know he's the one.
When he puts you before himself.
And gives his love to no one else.
There may be plenty of fish out in the sea but each one is different and none are like me.
So set your sights high like the top of a tree persistance and patience are really the key.
And choose wisely and carefully cause the one you may pick may not be like me.
So if you like what you see and want to know me.
Send me a message cause im up in the tree.
Im not a sports girl and am terrible at base ball i admit i cant swing the bat correctly and always miss hitting the fricking ball lol !
I also dont know how to camp i only went once with my dad when i was 5 and i didnt know any better and picked up a hot beer can and burned my hand after that i never went camping again lol.
So another words i would not survive in the wild on my own id either get lost, go crazy, or get eaten lol.

[Timoteo]

Chicks not posting pictures, or posting pics that are blurry, or showing them at a distance has always resulted in disappointment for me. You can also tell when a pic is kind of old. I don't add or try to communicate with chicks that are obviously trying to hide themselves that way. I actually have more respect for fatties that come right out and say "I'm a BBW, if you don't like that move on." Fuglies know they're fugly. Any chick that's okay with her looks will post decent pics and let you see what you're getting.

[Screwston]

Basil - good job player. I'm a nice guy deep down and will at least chill with an ugly girl if I can't really see the pictures online. Why should we waste our time when girls flake on us all the time with no remorse at all. You get an extra gift for refusing to give any money. Your post has inspired me




LMAO at Tuth's snake girl shedding some skin at his place.

[Basil Ransom]

Thanks for all the love

(04-15-2012 01:45 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

Chicks not posting pictures, or posting pics that are blurry, or showing them at a distance has always resulted in disappointment for me. You can also tell when a pic is kind of old. I don't add or try to communicate with chicks that are obviously trying to hide themselves that way. I actually have more respect for fatties that come right out and say "I'm a BBW, if you don't like that move on." Fuglies know they're fugly. Any chick that's okay with her looks will post decent pics and let you see what you're getting.

I did ask her why she didn't post a photo, and she said "it's just weird to post your photo online on a dating site." Lo and behold, I looked at my OKC inbox, and saw that she now has a *real* picture up. Bitch learned her lesson. I'm officially a Life Coach now. Evan Marc Katz better recognize.

[Tuthmosis]

A story in pictures and captions.

(Captions are hers, needless to say. Note the progression in dates.)

   

   

   

[Basil Ransom]

Shit Tuth, that might be the worst one yet. She's got a strong nose, but in the first picture, her hair draws your eyes away from it, and she looks like a sweet cute girl.

Part of the problem with OKC is that it's flooded with chicks in Stage II and III of that progression. I wonder why they don't sign up when they're in Stage I, hmmm...

Tuth, under your tutelage I was instructing some female cousins of mine to never let their friends cut their hair short, and if they did, not to bullshit them that "you really pull it off." At first my cousins were hating on me for it, but as I got into it, they had that knowing laugh, as in, "haha fuck he's right, we do lie through our teeth to our friends, telling them they look cute when they don't."

[Tuthmosis]

I'm telling you: it's a fucking epidemic.

   

   

   

[Screwston]

They look hideous with short hair.

[Tuthmosis]

(04-16-2012 12:42 AM)houston Wrote:  

They look hideous with short hair.

What's crazy is that, to make matters even worse, so many of them also dye it that cheap-prostitute-shade of red. What the fuck is up with these chicks?

[Basil Ransom]

(04-16-2012 12:46 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(04-16-2012 12:42 AM)houston Wrote:  

They look hideous with short hair.

What's crazy is that, to make matters even worse, so many of them also dye it that cheap-prostitute-shade of red. What the fuck is up with these chicks?

EVERY chick I've seen with the hair color below is a total bull dyke or feminist. It's just one of those things. You don't dye your hair wine red unless you hate men.

[Asmodeus]

(04-16-2012 01:11 AM)basilransom Wrote:  

(04-16-2012 12:46 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(04-16-2012 12:42 AM)houston Wrote:  

They look hideous with short hair.

What's crazy is that, to make matters even worse, so many of them also dye it that cheap-prostitute-shade of red. What the fuck is up with these chicks?

EVERY chick I've seen with the hair color below is a total bull dyke or feminist. It's just one of those things. You don't dye your hair wine red unless you hate men.

It's more like they envy men and hate themselves for not being born one.

[Timoteo]

(04-15-2012 02:55 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

Thanks for all the love

(04-15-2012 01:45 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

Chicks not posting pictures, or posting pics that are blurry, or showing them at a distance has always resulted in disappointment for me. You can also tell when a pic is kind of old. I don't add or try to communicate with chicks that are obviously trying to hide themselves that way. I actually have more respect for fatties that come right out and say "I'm a BBW, if you don't like that move on." Fuglies know they're fugly. Any chick that's okay with her looks will post decent pics and let you see what you're getting.

I did ask her why she didn't post a photo, and she said "it's just weird to post your photo online on a dating site." Lo and behold, I looked at my OKC inbox, and saw that she now has a *real* picture up. Bitch learned her lesson. I'm officially a Life Coach now. Evan Marc Katz better recognize.

I've found these chicks are still kind of tentative about being online, or they want all the control - they want to pick YOU before you get to see them. They don't want to put themselves out there and risk anything. They want to try to get you invested first, and hopefully you'll have fallen so in love with them as a person that their looks won't matter. Bullshit. The whole point of being online is to see who you're attracted to physically, as well as in other ways. They don't want to acknowledge that men want to spend time with women they're physically attracted to. That isn't superficial - that's NATURAL. I hope it was you that got through to her. Let guys see what they're getting, and the ones that aren't attracted will weed themselves out from the beginning.

I had a chick click yes on me on Tagged last week. She came across as a real headcase. She was divorced because her husband couldn't handle her openly flirting with both men AND women when they were out together, even though he talked a big game before they were married about how he was cool with that. She made it clear she didn't want to deal with jealous men, blah, blah, blah and needed a guy that could handle her whorish bisexual ways. Okay. She went on and on about how busy she was, so if she didn't answer messages in a reasonable time, don't send her more because she'd just delete you. Fine. The problem is, though her profile wasn't private, she had it set so that unless you were already added as a friend, you couldn't message her. She was okay looking, and because she was a freak, she would have been worth minimal effort to see if I could get the bang. But after talking all that shit on her profile, I couldn't even message her to see what was up. I clicked NO and moved on. I don't deal with chicks that put up these bullshit barriers.

[Timoteo]

I'm with you guys on the wine/purple colored hair. I don't get it. If it's a color a human couldn't actually be born with, it looks STUPID. If you're one of those artsy type chicks and want to dye your hair some bizarre color, I get it. But that isn't what they're going for.