I noticed very few people here have been on cruises so I am gonna drop some Game on cruises. I am not going to exaggerate and say that cruises are full of Victoria Secrets models because that would not be the truth. However, there are plenty of girls in the 5-7 range who are super easy and none of the competition and thirsty dudes you'll encounter in Cancun, Miami and other tourist spots in Mainland USA. Most of the girls are White from landlocked states. There are a few upper class Mexicans sprinkle here and there. Plus cruises are cheap, where else can you get a 7 night all inclusive vacation and see multiple islands for less than $700?
I have been to over 10 cruises and is all about cruise line and ship selection. Don't go on any type "theme"(singles,Halloween, Swingers, etc ) cruises, they are expensive and attract a lot of sausage. I usually go on cruises in the Winter(Jan-April, Sept-Dec) because they are cheaper(I'll get on this later)and the staff is more relaxed. The girl selection has always been good. Don't go on cruises in the summer or major holidays. Prices are almost double and school is out in most of the country. Thus, kids and teenagers run amok all around the ship. Below are a few pointers.
Background
For the purpose of this post a Cruise is basically a resort that's on a ship that visits different islands/cities every day or every other day. If you on a big boat that goes from one city and takes you to another, you are not on a cruise, you are on a ferry. The price of the cruise includes almost everything. The things that are excluded are tips, alcohol, soft drinks, tours and spa. Lately, I have noticed on a lot of the ships I have been on that they have "celebrity" restaurants where you have to pay a nominal fee($20-$40). Drinks usually go for $10 which can add up very quickly.
Cruises are like car manufactures, few manufacturers but a shit load of brands. There are only 2 big companies(Royal Caribbean, Carnival) but they all have a plethora of lines that cater to every segments and region of the market. For example, Carnival owns Cunard Line(For ballers), Princess(Mid range), Carnival(for everybody else).
Try to go on mass Market lines like Carnival, Royal Caribbean, Norwegian. My first cruise was with this European line called "Costa." back in 1999, I swear to god, I thought I was in a mobile nursing home. The average age was 65+ and boarding time was painfully slow because
of all the wheel chairs and walkers. But I still made the best out of the situation.
Don't go on any ship who has capacity for less than 2,000 passengers. These ships are usually older and don't have a lot of amenities. Plus, the bigger the ship, the more people, the more potential bangs!!! Try to shoot for the "Oasis of the Seas" that carries about 5,000 passengers plus 1000 crew. If you can't find something you like there, then you are
too picky.
Don't take cruises out of San Juan, Puerto Rico. Unlike Florida cruises those cruises attract a lot of Locals. You'll see a lot of cute girls but they are with their man. Also, Puerto Rican dudes will still try to get at available women even when their chick is on the boat. Thus, further depleting the supply of pussy.
For best results, only take cruises out of Florida ports. Because cruises out of Florida are cheaper and flights to FLL and MIA are plentiful and inexpensive there are a lot of geographical diversity in the girls from in those cruises. However, If you take cruises from NY, Alaska, Puerto Rico, LA you'll get stuck with a lot of locals from those ports.
Ship size and cruise duration trumps itinerary(if all you want is pussy of course). If there is a deep water port in a city, chances are that there is a cruise goes there. You can also go as long as your money is. However, young drunk horny chicks don't go on those cruises.
You want to get on the biggest ship possible that goes out for the shortest number of nights. There are cruises that last 3 nights only, They leave on Friday and come back on Monday conversely they have some that leave on Mon and comes back on Thur.. They usually go
to Bahamas, Key west and back. Either one is good.
Booking process
With the exception of 3 cruises, I roll dolo in every single one. Cruises usually charge a single supplement which actually equals the price of double occupancy cabin. Thus, you are paying the same whether you go by yourself or with somebody. This discourages a lot of single guys from going which is actually good because it raises you DHV when you say you are by yourself on the boat with the staff. Also, the guys who you see on the ship are 90% with a girl because they figured they might as well bring sand to the beach since they are already payed for the extra body.The only exception is in the winter where you usually pay 75% the double occupancy rate. So if the cabin is $1,000, you are going to be paying around $750. Plus, the cabin prices are already cheap to begin with so you save money on both ends. Sign up for alerts on all cruise websites. Sometimes they have excellent last minute deals when they need the ship filled quickly($300 for a 7 night cruise).
Different sites have different prices for the same damn cruise. So check all of them. My favorite site is Skyauction.com, its usually a little cheaper and they have lower prices.What I love about the site is that they list "dead head" ships or reposition cruises.
A reposition cruise is when a ship is being moved from one region to another one where the peak season is about to begin. For example, a lot of ships that are in the Caribbean during the winter are moved to Europe, Alaska, Asia when the summer(high season) in those regions is about to begin. The advantages of these cruises is that they are relatively cheap. $500 PP, $750 to $1K if you are going by yourself. Also, these are the cruises that are easiest to bang the staff because their supervision is lax and they are bored. Also a lot of girls who are going back home to EE from work are on these cruises. I banged 3 on a Miami to London(Royal Caribbean) cruise. The cons is that there is almost no entertainment. no shows, almost all bars and the club are closed, a lot days out in the open ocean.
Gaming/strategy
Cruises don't allow you to bring your own booze for obvious reasons. However, they do allow you to bring two bottles of wine per person. What I do is get a cheap bottle of wine that is dark colored, empty it out and put dark liquor in it(Hennessey, hypnotic, Nouveau)I actually have 4 empty bottles of wine specifically for this reason. I then pour Greygoose in 1.5L empty bottles of Poland spring water. I also buy some cranberry juice and walk right into the ship. You need to have your own alcohol in your own room for entertainment. Cruises have a strict 21+ drinking age in the clubs and bar. They tell their security guys, waitress and bartenders on the look out for guys buying drinks for girls that look under 21. Only girls 18 and over are allowed into clubs and bars.
A week before your cruise, go to any Bit torrent website and type "billboard" and download the latest top 200 Mp3 collection pack for that week. put that shit on your Mp3 player and buy some portable speakers. Look for mixed groups of guys and hot girls who aren't drinking in the club(meaning they are 18-20) Talk AMOG of the group build some rapport. Find out whose with who is with who in the group and buy him a drink(bar staff gives two shits about the guys).Then invite all them to your room for some Ciroc and cranberry. Once in the room Put your mp3 on shuffle and let the party begin. Let them stay in your room drinking and bullshitting until you have spit enough game on your target to know she's DTF. Take the whole group to the lido deck(the top deck of the ship) to continue the part and excuse yourself along with the target(don't forget your Ipod or you will never see it again). Enjoy. I have banged at least PYT(pretty young things) 5 girls doing the above.
The first time you are in your cabin you are going to see the activity schedule. Go to every single activity and put your bid in. I talk to every single girl I find attractive. If I find one who is receptive and friendly, I always ask "is this your first cruise with your parents?" This is less creepy than asking "who are you with?" If she's with a dude, she will tell you, "no, I am with boyfriend/husband" If she tells me she's with her parents and looks young chances are that she's under 18. The reason is because a lot of cruises will only allow people under 18 with a parent. Girls 18-20 aren't allowed in the ship unless someone on their cabin is over 21. If a girl tells me that she's with friends that means that I hit jackpot.
Also, keep in mind that there's no such thing as "asking for a number" on a cruise. Either you close the deal on that same day or you going to be jerking off that night. Day time I basically spend it "locking down the ship" alas Gmanisfeto. I talk to everybody from the cruise director all the way down to the guy who cleans the toilet. This will make you appear sociable and raises your social proof if the staff knows by name. Getting laid is difficult during the early mornings and afternoon because there are alot of things to do. However, you can use this time to build rapport for when it gets dark. In case you can't or don't want to take her to your room. Tell all the girls you Gamed to meet you up in the club early and just pick the hottest one from the ones who showed up. Also, another time that's hard to F close is when the ship has docked into a port. The ship pretty much empties out. Nevertheless, this is a good time to mack and bang the staff because supervision and haters are not around.
Night game is very straight forward. Just make sure you arrive when the club opens. Your goal should be to try to bounce the girl(the one you met during the day) from the club before midnight. At midnight that's when there is a shift change with the Italian officers on the bridge of ship and they all make a beeline for the club with their nicely pressed uniforms. That's competition that you do not need. An hour after that, the traveling "Entertainers" start showing up. that could be anybody from dancers, comedians, singers, etc. After an hour or so all the hot to average girls are gone and only the wilderbeast are left.
To bounce the girl from the club just hold her by the hand and tell her "let's go for a walk." If she gives you a hard time that means you don't have enough rapport with her or she isn't feeling you. Move on to the next one. If she's with cock blocking friends, just wait until she goes to the bathroom and just "bump" into her over there. Once she agrees to take a walk with you just go straight to your room. If she shit test you about going to your room, just tell her you forgot "something."
Milfs and Cougars for those of you who are interested are usually located in the Jazz or Piano bars. They are also in trivia shows and seminars. The good thing about them is that you need zero game, They Game you!!!
The Staff
There is a caste system in most ships with bridge officers being on top, entertainment staff being next, then management and after that service workers. There are strict rules against fraternization with passengers on most cruise lines(they had a mini scandal in years past about staff raping passengers ). But like most rules, the people on top just don't follow them. If there is a hot girl that works on the ship, chances are that somebody who works there has fucked her or is trying to fuck her. Also, staff is not allowed to walk around in passengers areas unless they have a reason to be there. i.e. A bartender can't be in the stateroom area and a house keeper can't be all up in the club. However, fucking a staff member is not "mission impossible."
The hot staff girls are usually the waitress, bartenders and dancers. cute girls are almost never put to work house keeping unless their English is fucked up. Each worker has a tag with her name and country of origin. I stop them and ask them how you pronounce her name. I then pretend I am familiar with her country or a country close to it. Once I build enough rapport, I then ask her if she's going to be off on the next port the city docks. I then try to meet her there when she's off. I have banged several this way. They typically know where the love motels are located.
The second way is to get invited into crew quarters. I have only managed to pulled this off once in 10 cruises. There's usually a bar with a small dancing floor. I didn't get a bang, just a sloppy make out session. I managed to make it down there by befriend the Dj who was also the weed dealer for the workers on the ship.
The third and final way is by taking a Reposition cruise. You can just game them as if they were passengers and for the most part they will come to your room with no resistance. You just have to game them over a period of days.
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I have been to over 10 cruises and is all about cruise line and ship selection. Don't go on any type "theme"(singles,Halloween, Swingers, etc ) cruises, they are expensive and attract a lot of sausage. I usually go on cruises in the Winter(Jan-April, Sept-Dec) because they are cheaper(I'll get on this later)and the staff is more relaxed. The girl selection has always been good. Don't go on cruises in the summer or major holidays. Prices are almost double and school is out in most of the country. Thus, kids and teenagers run amok all around the ship. Below are a few pointers.
Background
For the purpose of this post a Cruise is basically a resort that's on a ship that visits different islands/cities every day or every other day. If you on a big boat that goes from one city and takes you to another, you are not on a cruise, you are on a ferry. The price of the cruise includes almost everything. The things that are excluded are tips, alcohol, soft drinks, tours and spa. Lately, I have noticed on a lot of the ships I have been on that they have "celebrity" restaurants where you have to pay a nominal fee($20-$40). Drinks usually go for $10 which can add up very quickly.
Cruises are like car manufactures, few manufacturers but a shit load of brands. There are only 2 big companies(Royal Caribbean, Carnival) but they all have a plethora of lines that cater to every segments and region of the market. For example, Carnival owns Cunard Line(For ballers), Princess(Mid range), Carnival(for everybody else).
Try to go on mass Market lines like Carnival, Royal Caribbean, Norwegian. My first cruise was with this European line called "Costa." back in 1999, I swear to god, I thought I was in a mobile nursing home. The average age was 65+ and boarding time was painfully slow because
of all the wheel chairs and walkers. But I still made the best out of the situation.
Don't go on any ship who has capacity for less than 2,000 passengers. These ships are usually older and don't have a lot of amenities. Plus, the bigger the ship, the more people, the more potential bangs!!! Try to shoot for the "Oasis of the Seas" that carries about 5,000 passengers plus 1000 crew. If you can't find something you like there, then you are
too picky.
Don't take cruises out of San Juan, Puerto Rico. Unlike Florida cruises those cruises attract a lot of Locals. You'll see a lot of cute girls but they are with their man. Also, Puerto Rican dudes will still try to get at available women even when their chick is on the boat. Thus, further depleting the supply of pussy.
For best results, only take cruises out of Florida ports. Because cruises out of Florida are cheaper and flights to FLL and MIA are plentiful and inexpensive there are a lot of geographical diversity in the girls from in those cruises. However, If you take cruises from NY, Alaska, Puerto Rico, LA you'll get stuck with a lot of locals from those ports.
Ship size and cruise duration trumps itinerary(if all you want is pussy of course). If there is a deep water port in a city, chances are that there is a cruise goes there. You can also go as long as your money is. However, young drunk horny chicks don't go on those cruises.
You want to get on the biggest ship possible that goes out for the shortest number of nights. There are cruises that last 3 nights only, They leave on Friday and come back on Monday conversely they have some that leave on Mon and comes back on Thur.. They usually go
to Bahamas, Key west and back. Either one is good.
Booking process
With the exception of 3 cruises, I roll dolo in every single one. Cruises usually charge a single supplement which actually equals the price of double occupancy cabin. Thus, you are paying the same whether you go by yourself or with somebody. This discourages a lot of single guys from going which is actually good because it raises you DHV when you say you are by yourself on the boat with the staff. Also, the guys who you see on the ship are 90% with a girl because they figured they might as well bring sand to the beach since they are already payed for the extra body.The only exception is in the winter where you usually pay 75% the double occupancy rate. So if the cabin is $1,000, you are going to be paying around $750. Plus, the cabin prices are already cheap to begin with so you save money on both ends. Sign up for alerts on all cruise websites. Sometimes they have excellent last minute deals when they need the ship filled quickly($300 for a 7 night cruise).
Different sites have different prices for the same damn cruise. So check all of them. My favorite site is Skyauction.com, its usually a little cheaper and they have lower prices.What I love about the site is that they list "dead head" ships or reposition cruises.
A reposition cruise is when a ship is being moved from one region to another one where the peak season is about to begin. For example, a lot of ships that are in the Caribbean during the winter are moved to Europe, Alaska, Asia when the summer(high season) in those regions is about to begin. The advantages of these cruises is that they are relatively cheap. $500 PP, $750 to $1K if you are going by yourself. Also, these are the cruises that are easiest to bang the staff because their supervision is lax and they are bored. Also a lot of girls who are going back home to EE from work are on these cruises. I banged 3 on a Miami to London(Royal Caribbean) cruise. The cons is that there is almost no entertainment. no shows, almost all bars and the club are closed, a lot days out in the open ocean.
Gaming/strategy
Cruises don't allow you to bring your own booze for obvious reasons. However, they do allow you to bring two bottles of wine per person. What I do is get a cheap bottle of wine that is dark colored, empty it out and put dark liquor in it(Hennessey, hypnotic, Nouveau)I actually have 4 empty bottles of wine specifically for this reason. I then pour Greygoose in 1.5L empty bottles of Poland spring water. I also buy some cranberry juice and walk right into the ship. You need to have your own alcohol in your own room for entertainment. Cruises have a strict 21+ drinking age in the clubs and bar. They tell their security guys, waitress and bartenders on the look out for guys buying drinks for girls that look under 21. Only girls 18 and over are allowed into clubs and bars.
A week before your cruise, go to any Bit torrent website and type "billboard" and download the latest top 200 Mp3 collection pack for that week. put that shit on your Mp3 player and buy some portable speakers. Look for mixed groups of guys and hot girls who aren't drinking in the club(meaning they are 18-20) Talk AMOG of the group build some rapport. Find out whose with who is with who in the group and buy him a drink(bar staff gives two shits about the guys).Then invite all them to your room for some Ciroc and cranberry. Once in the room Put your mp3 on shuffle and let the party begin. Let them stay in your room drinking and bullshitting until you have spit enough game on your target to know she's DTF. Take the whole group to the lido deck(the top deck of the ship) to continue the part and excuse yourself along with the target(don't forget your Ipod or you will never see it again). Enjoy. I have banged at least PYT(pretty young things) 5 girls doing the above.
The first time you are in your cabin you are going to see the activity schedule. Go to every single activity and put your bid in. I talk to every single girl I find attractive. If I find one who is receptive and friendly, I always ask "is this your first cruise with your parents?" This is less creepy than asking "who are you with?" If she's with a dude, she will tell you, "no, I am with boyfriend/husband" If she tells me she's with her parents and looks young chances are that she's under 18. The reason is because a lot of cruises will only allow people under 18 with a parent. Girls 18-20 aren't allowed in the ship unless someone on their cabin is over 21. If a girl tells me that she's with friends that means that I hit jackpot.
Also, keep in mind that there's no such thing as "asking for a number" on a cruise. Either you close the deal on that same day or you going to be jerking off that night. Day time I basically spend it "locking down the ship" alas Gmanisfeto. I talk to everybody from the cruise director all the way down to the guy who cleans the toilet. This will make you appear sociable and raises your social proof if the staff knows by name. Getting laid is difficult during the early mornings and afternoon because there are alot of things to do. However, you can use this time to build rapport for when it gets dark. In case you can't or don't want to take her to your room. Tell all the girls you Gamed to meet you up in the club early and just pick the hottest one from the ones who showed up. Also, another time that's hard to F close is when the ship has docked into a port. The ship pretty much empties out. Nevertheless, this is a good time to mack and bang the staff because supervision and haters are not around.
Night game is very straight forward. Just make sure you arrive when the club opens. Your goal should be to try to bounce the girl(the one you met during the day) from the club before midnight. At midnight that's when there is a shift change with the Italian officers on the bridge of ship and they all make a beeline for the club with their nicely pressed uniforms. That's competition that you do not need. An hour after that, the traveling "Entertainers" start showing up. that could be anybody from dancers, comedians, singers, etc. After an hour or so all the hot to average girls are gone and only the wilderbeast are left.
To bounce the girl from the club just hold her by the hand and tell her "let's go for a walk." If she gives you a hard time that means you don't have enough rapport with her or she isn't feeling you. Move on to the next one. If she's with cock blocking friends, just wait until she goes to the bathroom and just "bump" into her over there. Once she agrees to take a walk with you just go straight to your room. If she shit test you about going to your room, just tell her you forgot "something."
Milfs and Cougars for those of you who are interested are usually located in the Jazz or Piano bars. They are also in trivia shows and seminars. The good thing about them is that you need zero game, They Game you!!!
The Staff
There is a caste system in most ships with bridge officers being on top, entertainment staff being next, then management and after that service workers. There are strict rules against fraternization with passengers on most cruise lines(they had a mini scandal in years past about staff raping passengers ). But like most rules, the people on top just don't follow them. If there is a hot girl that works on the ship, chances are that somebody who works there has fucked her or is trying to fuck her. Also, staff is not allowed to walk around in passengers areas unless they have a reason to be there. i.e. A bartender can't be in the stateroom area and a house keeper can't be all up in the club. However, fucking a staff member is not "mission impossible."
The hot staff girls are usually the waitress, bartenders and dancers. cute girls are almost never put to work house keeping unless their English is fucked up. Each worker has a tag with her name and country of origin. I stop them and ask them how you pronounce her name. I then pretend I am familiar with her country or a country close to it. Once I build enough rapport, I then ask her if she's going to be off on the next port the city docks. I then try to meet her there when she's off. I have banged several this way. They typically know where the love motels are located.
The second way is to get invited into crew quarters. I have only managed to pulled this off once in 10 cruises. There's usually a bar with a small dancing floor. I didn't get a bang, just a sloppy make out session. I managed to make it down there by befriend the Dj who was also the weed dealer for the workers on the ship.
The third and final way is by taking a Reposition cruise. You can just game them as if they were passengers and for the most part they will come to your room with no resistance. You just have to game them over a period of days.
Shit, This getting a little too long, I can write about this shit for days.