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When in doubt, whip it out
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When in doubt, whip it out

This is some rudimentary shit, so maybe I should aim it more towards the newbies, a lot of seasoned cats may say it's the "oldest trick in the book."

If and when you are in a situation where the girl is giving you a fair amount of last minute resistance, but you already have started fooling around with her in a private location (making out, sucking breasts on the couch in your apartment), there is sexual momentum and tension, but she won't give it up... Whip out your cock and start jerking it to get hard, if it's not already.

Chances are she is horny and the sight of your dick will be the straw that breaks the camels back. This has worked for me the last two times I got laid, last night went out with this crazy chick I met at the grocery store a week prior.

The date was going alright, but as the night progressed and she got more and more buzzed she started acting more and more annoying and strange, and I could tell she probably had a few "screws loose".

It's "homecoming weekend" here at the local university, and the bars were packed last night, we got a couple drinks, but weren't feeling the vibe, so I bounced her back to her spot. At the bars I had already made out with her, and got a good bit of kino and flirting going. I was originally thinking of bouncing her to my spot, but I decided that something was "off" about her, and she had mentioned that she had the place to herself, her roommates were out of town, and that we could hang out back there.

We were on the couch in her living room, and were kind of cuddling and making out, but every time I reached for her tits or tried to put my hand on her pussy, she pushed it away.

She started getting really annoying, playing really bad loud music on her lap top, then putting on some Eddie Murphy comedy clip that was obvious she'd listened to dozens of time, and laughing hysterically when I didn't even think it was funny. I got to a point where I was just going to say fuck it and bounce, she was pushing my had away when I tried to escalate, obviously seemed like she had issues, and it was tired, and she was annoying me.

That said however, I had the feeling that if I tried a little harder I could get laid, she wasn't bad looking probably objectively a 6.5-7, but not really hot. It had been exactly 4 weeks since I last got laid and I was aching for the pussy real bad. Also in the car about an hour earlier before I drove her to her place, I popped a free sample of this "male libido enhancer", which is basically a natural boner pill, which may have had an effect on my boner which was developing.

Basically I started to say I was tired and excuse myself, and said I thought I was going to go. She encouraging me to stay and hang out longer and offered to let me crash at her place, but was adamant that nothing was going to happen between us. I took this as a sign and decided to kick it a bit longer and try to escalate again. Once again she was saying "sorry I just met you, I'm not going to have sex with you or suck your cock."

I told her that I understand and that it's cool, but I'm really horny and my dick is hard, and I'll probably jerk myself off right when I get home. She said that she would probably masturbate as soon as I left too. I was like well that doesn't make sense if we are both going to masturbate we should just hook up with each other.

She said no, and I tried to change the subject to porn, she said she likes to watch it, but only when she's alone and only to girl on girl (though she claims not to be bi-curious). I asked her if she would put some porn on and she said no, I told her I want to jerk off and asked if she wanted to watch, she said no, go to the bathroom and do it there.

At that point, I just said fuck it, and unzipped my pants, pulled my dick out which was already hard. She was like "oh my God you have a huge cock" in an admiring way, then she said "maybe I do want to have sex with you." I tried to basically stick my dick in her face to see if she would suck it, but she wouldn't and said she would probably gage and puke.

She asked me if I had a condom, which I replied I did, she led me to her bedroom, and went through two fits of "I don't know if I can do this", and "I shouldn't do this", and "were not going to do this." Meanwhile I'm just on the bed jerking my shit, she says she's got to take a piss, but when she comes back, she start to take her clothes off.

She has a pretty decent body, and when she get's on the bed she says she's got a tight pussy, which she did, I fingered her for a bit, she wanted me to do it longer, but I sensed a bit of urgency, so I put the condom on, mounted her and began plowing away.

Her pussy was tight and wet, but she was acting really weird, saying "no one has ever made me cum, I can't cum", then she was telling me "hurry up and cum, just get it over with." Normally, I'd like to pump for as long as I can, but since she was acting so bizarrely and was telling me to cum, I pretty much tried to bust as soon as I could, she did have a nice pussy which made it easier.

Afterwards she was acting all emotionally, and weird and I tried to play the nice guy and cuddle with her for a bit, and tell her she was great and I had a good time, but I knew that as soon as I got out of there, I'd never look back, and would never contact her again.

I got the notch and ended my dry spell, and I think a lot of it boiled to "when in doubt, whip it out", if a girl is already horny, the sight of your dick may be the last thing that puts her over the edge, and lets her throw logic and reason out the window.

Now obviously you want to be calibrated and only do this in the proper situation, that should go without saying. You don't whip your dick out at the wrong place at the wrong time, with the wrong girl, that could be a bad recipe.

The last chick I fucked before this one, I pretty much used the same maneuver. I had already fucked her before, she was an old fuck buddy that I was able to relight the flame with so to speak. We had sex a few times in the previous two weeks, but for some reason that night, she was trying to shut me down. I ran into her a the bars, and we went back to her place. It was pretty obvious we were on the outs for whatever reason, I was still down to hit it, but she was acting like she didn't want to.

Back at her place we made out, but she refused all my attempts at sex. Eventually I just pulled my dick out, and put her hand on it, and she started stroking it. I then put my had down her skirt, and started fingering her pussy, so we were effectively masturbating each other. She got too horny and pulled her skirt and panties down and jumped on my dick and started riding it. Unfortunately she texted me a couple days later and said she didn't want to see me anymore, but at least I got that one last fuck in.
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