Let me tell you how I fucked up getting laid last night.
I'm at a house party getting mad crossfaded, when a fly girl brushes up against me and sits down next to where I am standing.
I chat the girl up, get her to sit on top of me, have her get me a beer, and then bounce out to get more blitzed.
I come back in the 8th round in the night of the fight after sufficiently getting lit to the sky and drowned down under.
I see the girl is all alone sitting by herself.
Me: "Hey"
Her: *gives me the look*
Me: "I'm thirsty, lets go get some water from my car"
Her: "Ok"
I grab her by the hand and take her out to my car. Where we proceed to make out and she says, "Let's get in the back of the car"
We start to go at and pants are coming off.
She refuses to give me a blowjob.
I finger her for a long time and get the engine hotter than it can handle.
She climbs on top of me and....
Nothing.
I'm completely limp.
My friends roll up and she steps out the car and heads back to the party.
I roll back to the crib and contemplate life.
This has happened to me the last few months when I tried to hook up with a girl.
Should i just stop drinking? It's killing my ability in the sack.
I think the reason why I couldn't get it up was because I had masturbated earlier in the day and couldn't restart the engine. I'm thinking of taking a 50 day fast from masturbation because it's seriously killing my ability to get hard. I can only get hard from getting a blowjob or from watching porn.
Really sad I know.
I blew the last 3 lays because I couldn't get it up (this has happened consistently).
I seek advice from the INT'L playboys, hooligans, and scallywags of the forum.
Has anyone else had this problem?
I'm at a house party getting mad crossfaded, when a fly girl brushes up against me and sits down next to where I am standing.
I chat the girl up, get her to sit on top of me, have her get me a beer, and then bounce out to get more blitzed.
I come back in the 8th round in the night of the fight after sufficiently getting lit to the sky and drowned down under.
I see the girl is all alone sitting by herself.
Me: "Hey"
Her: *gives me the look*
Me: "I'm thirsty, lets go get some water from my car"
Her: "Ok"
I grab her by the hand and take her out to my car. Where we proceed to make out and she says, "Let's get in the back of the car"
We start to go at and pants are coming off.
She refuses to give me a blowjob.
I finger her for a long time and get the engine hotter than it can handle.
She climbs on top of me and....
Nothing.
I'm completely limp.
My friends roll up and she steps out the car and heads back to the party.
I roll back to the crib and contemplate life.
This has happened to me the last few months when I tried to hook up with a girl.
Should i just stop drinking? It's killing my ability in the sack.
I think the reason why I couldn't get it up was because I had masturbated earlier in the day and couldn't restart the engine. I'm thinking of taking a 50 day fast from masturbation because it's seriously killing my ability to get hard. I can only get hard from getting a blowjob or from watching porn.
Really sad I know.
I blew the last 3 lays because I couldn't get it up (this has happened consistently).
I seek advice from the INT'L playboys, hooligans, and scallywags of the forum.
Has anyone else had this problem?