Quote: (02-20-2014 09:41 PM)bounce Wrote:
I'll be here boys.
Last night I went out with probably the hottest chick in my life. She was super short, half Spanish/half Peruvian, with such delicate facial features, and massively huge tits prominently displayed. She was wearing a short little mini skirt with high heels. I met her at Parque Kennedy and thought we were just gonna walk around and stuff but she wanted to go to a club. First we went to a bar because it was only like 10:30 and clubs dont really get going until 1 or so. While we were walking I started kinda bumping into her and pushing her around a bit, I found chicks 90 percent of the time seem to like that playful fighting. She was into me right off the bat, although I had to constantly bitch at her for fucking around on her phone and showing me pictures and shit, and she learned sort of quickly. We were making out within maybe 20 minutes of meeting. It was funny looking at all the dudes stare at us like how did this guy get this chick.
Finally we were leaving to go to the club and I knew she was diggin me, so I wanted to see how far I could push it, and I asked for 20 soles to help pay the bill. She instantly gave it to me and I went to urinate and pay. When I came back she was all pissed and said, "I'm leaving, no guy has ever done that to me before." She even pretended to go get a taxi. Finally, she settled down and we went to the club. We were grinding and kissing for hours, and finally at some point she got pissed and said she was leaving, I cant even remember why.
I thought she actually left and was a little bummed out, but I started mingling with other chicks right away. I danced for a few minutes with some chicks then this ARgentinian came up to me and said that her Colombian friend wanted to meet me. That hadnt happened to me since I was in middle school. She was a amazon woman. Six feet tall, black, and a professional volleyball player. She was a bit too tall and manly for my taste but I chatted with her and exchanged numbers. Then we went to dance together. We were dancing for a bit and it was kind of boring when I saw the girl I was out with originally. She was talking to some dueshbag dude. I just went and stood directly in front of him and took her back. He was like, "lets ask her who she wants." I say, "No." The guy just stood there pouting and watching us kiss for the next 14 minutes after I muscled him out of the way. Finally, we left and I got her massive jugs out in the cab, but ultimately she would not come to my house. These fucking these cock teasing Peruvian girls are starting to piss me off.
It was a good experience, but going out with a chick this hot is definitely a chore. Probably a chore I dont want to repeat. She never once did me a kindness, she always was looking in the mirror and at other people. I will definitely choose an uglier, more down to earth chick any day.
Bounce,
I subscribed to this thread a few weeks ago and every-time you post an updated story, I piss my pants in laughter!!! Tht sh1t story sounded something from my college days, lol.
Anyways, thx for alll the helpful info regarding Lima...I'm leaving my home of Thailand (for past year) to come stateside for my bro's wedding in NY in JUne...but will be making a stop-over in Peru for 6 weeks en-route...starting April 14th, til May 20th. However, I'm going to an ayahuasca retreat at the beginning of my trip for 12-days so will be living like a monk before and during that...they specifically said no alcohol, no boom-boom (including wankin off), no sugar, salt, sweets, spicy, etc. I'm gonna be purging toxins outta my body so have to adhere to a strict diet/regiment. However, after 2 weeks have passed, I'll be able to "indulge" a bit. I'll be leaving to the US via Lima but dn't have a strict itinerary. Will def PM you when I'm allowed to join the dark-side again, hehe. Thx.
BTW, I'm using AirBNB and will be staying in the Miraflores district. Found a beachfront view for $18/nite...Where are you staying?