9year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot
08-09-2012, 01:30 AM
Quote: (08-08-2012 06:11 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
I've had this tried on me before more than once. They always give it away somehow but I went along with it anyway because I'm a little sick. Once at huge park two dudes dragged me out into the woods and I blasted one in the head with a boulder I swooped off the ground straight across the face and beat the other one to near death then fucked the girl. I stole their Cutlass supreme and smashed that, stole all their money, drugs and weapons. The one dude I hit with the rock someone told me his half his row of front teeth were dis attached he was in intensive care.
I hope you guys realize that whether this is true or not is one-million percent immaterial. It is one of the best paragraphs yet written in the English language. The fact that it was a Cutlass Supreme pushed into the stratosphere.
The bottom-ass line is this: The Mechanic giveth and the Mechanic taketh away.